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Drink your Ovaltine, welcome to the Maestro's Study. Games, weights, kicks, and Black excellence. Established in '96. He/Him. Author/Host of Cultural Combos
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Don't tie your worth to your performance or productivity. There is so much more to gain and offer to this community, to each other than our placements in tourney.
You'll find a path that works for you. And if you can't, don't be afraid to create one.
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"Don't date in the FGC"
My nigga just communicate like a fuckin adult, learn how to listen and read the signs/body language. Weird MFs exist in and out of this community on the daily.
Take the throw, take the mixup, how bout taking some damn accountability for fucks sake
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Gorgeous, kindhearted, and unapologetic about being herself....but she won't fight through the ball screen smh
“Even dating a pretty girl gets boring after a while if she can’t guard anybody,” - Rick Carlisle, out of context, about his team.
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I remember my first time in Vegas I tried to mentally prepare myself, just in case I saw some wild shit.
Nothing could have prepared me for an escort getting told to leave the room unless she was tryna run the set or money match cause they all had 8AM pools.
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How's this for frame data
Y'all niggas still minus on bitches
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Reasons to like CVS2:
- great music
- excellent presentation
- Groove system
- if you really enjoy pressing HP, you're gonna love this shit man
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"Y'all soft and woke now, I hate this new FGC"
We're all growing up. Lot of us aren't kids anymore, some have their own at that. Let's set a better example for em. Kindness, respect, decency...all of that shit's free.
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New player: *breathes*
Old-heads: THIS GENERATION IS SOFT, BACK IN MY DAY YOU EARNED OXYGEN WHEN YOU EARNED YOUR STRIPES IN THE ARCADES.
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Aight, the academic hat is coming off for a second.
Y'all niggas MUST be smoking that pack. MF you could have at least just gone with enigma or some shit. I'm tired of the bullshit.
the former Liquid Dota International champions have formed a new esports organization named 'Nigma Esports'
great team name guys stellar branding work here i foresee only wholesome memes from gamers and absolutely no issues going forward
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Got sent to HR for changing my profile picture in Slack to Hotep Thanos after they announced the diversity training module
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How it started: How it's going:
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I definitely DQ'd myself from an online tournament cause I went to go clap cheeks instead.
I regret nothing.
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@SirAfronomical
They told her to bounce, she walked past me and fixed her dress going "fucking nerds, I don't believe this shit" and got in the elevator
I fucking lost it bro
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Her: So uh...is it...is it true what they say about Black guys?
Me: Yea. When something's funny we all run off in different directions.
Her: what
Me: what
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Yes, EVO/Vegas is expensive.
Locals are important.
Majors are announced in advance and folks can plan/save up, which is why they're also good for first-timers.
No, you do not need an esports degree.
Stop being weird to women.
I think that covers it for the week, y'all be good.
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In hindsight, Tekken 7 got the most ignorant ass story I've seen in a minute.
Akuma's literally canon because Kazumi fucking hired this nigga to wax Heihachi. How do you hire a nigga from a whole other game to wax your baby daddy?
Well played, Namco.
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"There's nothing to do at tournaments after you lose"
Me: Actually...
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Call me "soft" or "new FGC" if you want, but I really DON'T see the merit in bagging on someone who's already frustrated with the game itself, because then they'll be frustrated with the community.
I think a lot of us forgot that we used to BE that frustrated newbie.
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That costume I bought showed up.
Who tryna squad up and run Shinra's fade?
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Please stop trying to sneak into locals without paying.
Telling my staff "I've never paid venue here" is only accurate because you leave after being asked to pay.
That's mad disrespectful.
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"Players are too friendly with each other, there's no more hunger in the scene"
Because nobody wants to spend their time and money in a hostile ass environment fighting over scraps in an arcade. I've seen more drive from players to improve, and make new folks feel welcomed.
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So y'all were ready to SNITCH on cracked beta access but couldn't tell me who forgot to desync on station 211.
Damn, that's crazy.
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My SF6 pool isn't free, but you know what should be? Palestine.
🍉🇵🇸
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She can call me fat, but when I ask her if her forehead takes HDMI or DisplayPort, I'M the one that's blocked???
We used to be a country. A proper country.
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Participating in "FGC Drip" discourse when you had to be told to wash ya ass multiple times in a 48-hour span is crazy.
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Habibi? They got you in 4K sending unsolicited kebab.
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Nobody:
Trees in Mortal Kombat:
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I don't give a single fuck if your IRL/Online personas are different. We not putting up with racist, sexist, LGBTQ-phobic bullshit in the community anymore. I'm fucking tired of it. And if your first reaction is to think this is "being soft", you're part of the problem.
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At the risk of being cancelled by the greater esports community;
Energy drinks are not a refreshment.
Just let me bring in my bottled water, I'll even compromise and keep it unopened.
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"I'll serve crack before I serve this country"
Capcom:
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When the McDonald's Sprite kick in
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To this day, I'm sure my laugh is still echoing through the west tower elevators in the Westgate.
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I've dated women with large tiddies and no ass, large ass and no tiddies, and women with both.
At the end of the day, they're gonna eat your fucking cereal so you might as well buy two boxes from the jump
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As another Combo Breaker looms, lest we forget the GOAT.
Main Street Culver's held it down 🙏🏾
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If you don't understand that new players:
- won't have a whole lot of knowledge
- may ask a bunch of questions
- might not know what questions to ask
- make mistakes
You shouldn't be playing new players, esp if you don't know how to address these things tactfully.
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Holy shit LMAO
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It's not an FGC major unless I get mistaken for Kizzie Kay
To whoever wanted that picture, sorry dog
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"I ain't know it was gonna be this hot"
YOU DICKHEAD, WE'RE IN THE MOJAVE FUCKING DESERT
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"I'll smack anyone in this bitch, idc"
Me, quite firmly in this bitch:
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Yakuza 0 got some of the most outta pocket sidequests.
I just wanted to buy some instant noodles and save this dude's marriage, but ended up beating the shit outta 30 niggas with a traffic cone. It's 5AM.
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One last thing, we not disrespecting fit and muscular women in this dojo
"Manly"
My nigga, if you can't handle ya yams with 30g of protein just say that then
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You can HEAR the record scratch in this picture.
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Dickriding is not a method of transportation.
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Aye, let's all make a pact to tell our homies when they're doing too much. Part of community is holding each other accountable, nobody should be scared to hit a quick "yo, you wilding rn".
Comfort levels and aptitude at room reading may vary of course, but it's a start.
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"Y'all be out here fucking these gamer chicks and then tryna date, couldn't be me lmao"
nigga YOU don't even be fucking, humble yourself.
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Growing up ugly and then having people find you attractive is like when that one character everyone said was ass ends up being secret top-tier and wins a major.
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I'm just tryna pack and someone is getting the fuckin sonic rings knocked outta them down the hall 😭😭😭
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Nah seriously, if at any point you think I'm taking netplay over some neck play, you got me FUCKED UP LMAO
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If you so worried about thirst and all that other shit, have that discussion with your partner in a healthy, constructive manner. But also, if you gotta be that worried, double check who you keep company with.
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"I see you liking SG tweets but not entering the online tournaments 👀👀"
I see you liking cheeks and not entering any of those, fuck out my internet wit ya RX-78 hairline looking ass.
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"What about Top 8?"
My brother in Christ, I got top and she getting ate
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"Lmao dead game"
Boy, your hairline dead. Ya phone dead. Screenshot memes at 1% and don't even crop ya shit. Got a tactical foregrip for a chin looking ass. Them sneaks dead, them wack ass Twitter clips dead. Gotta troll ranked cause you ain't got homies to run the set headass.
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The "video games are a waste of time" narrative is played out. I just won an award for my undergrad thesis, an ethnography of the FGC.
Proud to say I did it as part of
@arcadia1853
's anthropology program.
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Like this shit isn't that difficult. There's already common ground, if y'all vibe then y'all vibe. If y'all don't or they say no, respect that and keep it pushing
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She got her wings, y'all.
Annette made the transition from elder to ancestor over the early hours with family by her side.
Again, thank you all so much for the wishes and kind words. She had a life well lived and a rest well deserved.
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You can do both. You can be competitive without being overly aggressive and flat-out rude. You can support your favorite player and still want to beat them. You can support your homies and still want to win against them at locals.
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Y'all grown bro. Deodorant like 3.49 at the Walgreens.
Go grab you a lil travel size jawn and just keep it in your bag. We all reading the same forecast my nigga, like what are we talking about???
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FGC Twitter: "Man what NOW"
Also FGC Twitter: "Damn, AGAIN????"
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Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Edition just dropped and people are excited. Please do us all a favor and save your "these new kids are just going to go back to SF5/suck anyway" posts.
A little encouragement can make all the difference in a game seeing a revival.
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"You guys need to learn how to take a joke"
Damn that's crazy...learn how to tell one and we got you
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Women will say "let's snuggle" and then just smother you with titty.
Bet
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They're really having a whole NBA Jam tournament
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In light of recent events. TW: Descriptions of sexual harassment/assault via
@Juju_TheMaestro
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Folk really hated on Guy Fieri, all my mans wanted to do was hype up local establishments and put people on. Can you imagine serving that man some food and he hits you with "dynamite, brother that's money"?? I'd be on cloud mf 9. Let my mans and the loud bowling shirts rock
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Everybody can log out, this caption wins.
Also, tiddies.
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"How you gonna write off or cancel people you don't know"
The moment you demonstrate willful ignorance, use/spread harmful rhetoric against people I care about, you got a strike against you. You can certainly make amends and grow, but you won't get access to me or through me.
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Coochie gotta be rollback netcode cause niggas ain't getting it
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"Time to guess, asshole" is one of my favorite phrases ever LMAO
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Hey alright, we made it to 28.
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Registration closed 2 weeks ago.
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Appreciate her tummy you coward
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Ain't no fuckin yams in this photo bruh.
This is an egregious violation and an affront to the discipline of yamthropology. Stay outta AAVE if you ain't got the AA.
women choose one of two paths when they are blessed and burdened by huge fucking yams
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When you see the nigga you 3-0'd at Wawa post-tournament
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Yeah Combo Breaker sucks
How dare you bring us all together to play games and have fun in a great venue, knowing damn well we gotta go back to real life afterwards
The nerve of this man to have us out here making memories and shit. The audacity knows no bounds.
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I got this shit on tho, respectfully
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I'm not fucking up my keyboard today.
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my fucking stomach hurts holy shit
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"Damn guess we can't joke anymore"
- Niggas who weren't that funny to begin with.
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"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
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I wanna walk through this because this is a narrative that's been long associated with the FGC at-large for the better part of 20 years now? Furthermore, this is why language matters when discussing those intersections of socioeconomic status and ethnicity.
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See normally you got a 50% chance of going up whenever you hit down and up, but you look at a hitbox and realize that's not normal, so you really got a 33 ⅓ chance of going up. But me, I got a 66 ⅔ chance of going up cause the TO knows he can't ban me and he's not gonna try
87% of the people on Twitter attempting to explain how a Hitbox works.
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Ain't celebrating a damn thing. I'm here for titties and hamburgers.
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Don't give me shit about wearing grey sweatpants if your ass flatter than one of my monitors.
Long ass LCD booty.
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Nahhh, homie ain't got a badge how he get in here
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Bro this shit killed me LMFAOOOOO
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Y'all are musty enough to make Rick tweet about it.
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