Thanks this took ten minutes instead of five bc I decided to add a drop shadow using Corner Pin which is probably the worst most obsolete way to do it

If the US is smart they'll make Canada like Guam bc if we become the 51st state the Republicans are never holding office again

Do you think the Chainsmokers are going to play for Patrick Mahomes at the after party this year

Did you see the guy with the Palestinian flag get kicked out, remind you of anything

@jesuslasupajew I said this to Mr. Stallone not two hours ago

Kendrick is wearing the 2003 Chad Kroeger rockin jeans, fashion is cyclical

Dear Puppy Bowl, How do I jork my dickin peanits

@azealiaslacewig Added to which I don't think there's certification process to become a pedophile, a sanctioning body does not exist

@caitiedelaney 🎶mandated rest🎶 🎶mandated rest🎶

RT @ditzkoff: Drake rn:

@Criminalsimpson Bet his car has vapor lock too

RT @Criminalsimpson: Mahomes:

@feraljokes Feels like Spike Lee directed it

Kendrick wearing bellbottoms as a tribute to Maynard G. Krebs

They made this joke again in Simpsons Tall Tales and thought they could get away with it bc this scene wasn't in syndication but I got Josh Weinstein to admit it was a shameless recycling of a joke

I dunno if I could do a New Orleans funeral, like my dad is dead and I'm crying and it's like BRAAAP BRAP DOODLE BRAP BRAAAOW BRAP BRAP

Old lady who liked Do The Right Thing got a moment of silence

Philamilfia

Iggles