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@amanitaylor_
Im going to have to respectfully disagree. £120K pa is definitely enough unless you are trying to factor in a life of luxury and excess.
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@emydasilvas
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It would take a top 1% households in london to retire you to being a housewife? FYI top 1% is £300K in london and £162K nationally, of which, the vast majority are older (in the 40’s / 50’s).
Out of curiosity, how much do you earn / plan to earn per year?
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@amanitaylor_
Out of curiosity, how much do you plan to earn in your career? What exactly are you missing out on that he gets to enjoy by working?
Because “retiring your wife” on £120K (top 5% of households) vs both of you combined on £90K (top 10% of households) are both very good lives.
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@amanitaylor_
And £120K is not enough to retire her properly? £6K per month after deductions? £4K for living costs, etc. and you each have £1K for personal?
Do you have £1K per month spare today or if you combined your income with the average earner (£35K) would it even come close to £120K?
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@amanitaylor_
They might be, but I’m trying to understand your perspective on this. You said £120K is not enough. How much is enough?
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Exactly my point! I understand if you are looking for soft life / trophy wife status, you may need more to cover the housewife duties she wont be doing.
It honestly just sounds like most agreeing with her statement do not want to be dependent on men (which is a separate issue).
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El Diablo!
I be minding my business and then i remember that Recess episode where Gus turns out to be a dodgeball master??
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Never heard a realer statement. As adults we are responsible for making life happen, not just experiencing it!
You guys saying there’s no Christmas spirit. We’re adults now looool you have to be the one to create it. Slap on a Christmas film, wrap a tinsel round your doorframe and cheer up!
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Koscienly comes back into the team and we start losing? He has too much wenger mentality in him
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Nobody cleans faster than a guy who has a girl coming over
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How can you say Suarez saw Sturridges subway advert and wanted an Italian BMT 😂😂
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Ever since I started working, I dont have the energy to be talking to people consistently
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& people wonder why guys pretend to be a bad man from the ends when they reach uni. It works.
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If You Reply To The Hottie Instantly & Dont Get A Reply But Air The Fattie… Thats Just Called Karma Catching Up With You
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It doesn’t ruin the friendship but it eliminates the possibility of remaining close friends once the other gets in a relationship.
consensual sex shouldn’t destroy friendships, some of you are missing out on great sex because you don’t want to mess up friendships
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Apple is behind the curve, reputation is keeping them in business
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This is hilarious… they expect south east / east londerners to pay for blackwall tunnel, silvertown tunnel, dartford crossing, leaving woolwich ferry and rotherhite tunnel toll free?
While west london has 5-10 bridges, all completely free?
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Im not here for a struggle life! Not here for struggle love either!
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Bought her favourite perfume, new alcohol to try, flowers, card (with a poem inside) and a nice candle lit steak dinner. Add a few romantic gestures in for good measure. Fully embracing being a lover boy ☺️
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I never realised how expensive a trip to Jamaica actually is
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Any black person who voted conservative after windrush… I know everything I need to know about you…
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I have 20K saved last year (enough for a deposit on a shed in London) … plan to raise that to 30K this year
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Leaving it in whilst she is on birth control! Complete pleasure with peace of mind
Men, what’s the single best feeling in the world apart from “leaving it in”? 😂😂
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I hate liars.
The only thing I hate more is liars that lie for no good reason.
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I refuse to carry on conversations where woman show low levels of interest / effort.
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If you work 40 hours a week on minimum wage, you cannot live by yourself. The fact soo many people are paid so close to this level is a problem
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Its always the people without cars who think car journeys are free of cost
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Recruiters can be cheeky… dont worry about my current salary
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I dont know why people make out that this generation is the worst when it comes to commitment, when most of your grandad’s had secret families.
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If your having sex with a girl and she says stop and you dont, letter of the law, thats rape
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Sympathy is capped at 40%.
How you broke and wasting food like this?
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Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister, Children.
I’m not winning in life if any of them is going through hardship.
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1. My girl tryna hug any other nigga best believe Im gonna be there like
http://t.co/ndUHmKpFip
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Nothing like taking off my suit and tie and putting on my durag after a long day of pretending to be nice to middle class people
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People driving to greenwich park to jog is not essential
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Why does twitter keep changing to “top tweets”… let me see my fucking latest tweets first!
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Companies make it notoriously difficult to cancel subscriptions and memberships but you can sign up in minutes for a 12 month direct debit
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The Argos catalogue
Without saying your age, say something a young person today wouldn’t understand.
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Only read the first 5 & I can safely assume I'm doing life
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The UK is never beating the bad vibes allegations.
People are commenting about “pet bills” & “charitable contributions” and not seeing the fundamental problem.
God abeg o.
Monthly Budget for a family of 4 in UK.
I know it’s sensible and responsible to budget like this and follow through but I can’t live life like this.
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Treating your woman like a queen is not being whipped, but when she treats you like shit it is
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Sometimes, you can be on a date, and immediately know there isnt going to be a 2nd… but you stay the whole date
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Anti vaxxers… please wear masks if you are ill or stay at home
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This girl really thought she could go 24 hours without speaking to me and think its cool?
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If someone doesnt follow you back, just know they saw your profile and said “this aint it”
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Claim every benefit available to you because the rich take every grant, subsidy, tax break and loop hole possible… both are government money
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I dont like anonymous parody accounts using things like the “n word” because we dont know who is behind that account
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Cant lie, I should be saving a lot more. My goals are literally being hindered by myself and myself only.
I could easily save 2K a month and have my first rental by the end of next year.
If we go into a lockdown, and travel restrictions are back, I will 100% be on job!
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At this point, I might be willing to put up the £1000 if she agrees to document a vlog the whole process. I will take £10,000 return and she can keep anything after that.
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People no longer get 3 chances to disappoint me.
After the 2nd, its a pattern of behaviour and will just lock it off.
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They do black friday properly in america… not this washed up version in the UK
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Other people who live alone & work full time. How do you find the time and motivation to cook everyday?
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Too busy fighting the £20 cut to Universal credit to realise how shambolic and how much of a pittance it is in the first place
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No one who has declared romantic interest or done anything sexual with is allowed at my wedding for either of us. I dont think thats a particularly high bar to set.
A babe called me immature cause I said I would never wife a babe that my boy has sexed lool oh brother
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Just say you dont trust men.
Have you seen the cost of childcare? Is it worth going to work 30/40 hours to spend all that money on someone else raising your children?
Also, if she wants to work, theres nothing wrong with her earning £300K and taking on a house husband.
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If your app doesnt have a dark mode, I cannot use it. My eyes are my most valuable asset
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I swear in the months facebook has owned whatsapp there has been more disruptions to the service 😡
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“Britain not institutionally racist”
“Met acted appropriately”
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2h7m train to Crewe £35 and a 1h38m train to Crewe is £109. Is 30 minutes really worth £74? This country keeps confusing me.
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I personally think black people should remove ourselves and content from these overtly and covertly racist platforms that do not support our fundamental right to safety and create “the black economy”... the only problem is, people will sell out as soon as they see some money
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As a “perfectionist” the secret to getting things done in life is prioritising whats really important and then being content with good enough (80-20).
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I Have A Weakness For Oriental Girls… Chances Are Im Gonna Marry An Oriental, My Kids Will Be Blacinese
#OrientalTwitter
#TeamOrientals
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Imagine if this was Ronaldo Vs Messi… the timeline would be in bits
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Why would I pay £500+ for designer trainers when I like the look of jordans which are £200 and less.
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@RaniJuelz
Sluts are some of the best people to be around!
Back in the day, they used to be about, but most of them do onlyfans now. I refuse to pay for nudes.
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I got a car a month ago… well worked decision at the moment with the self isolation
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Not replying, shitty replies and going 24 hours and not replying to someone is a sign of no interest.
Some people are genuinely busy and dont have their phone in their hand every waking moment of the day
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Why has the price of TV licence gone up? You are not providing any more services?
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@lucysjourney21
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This is disgusting behaviour 😠 some of these racist cab drivers need to rot in hell!
On another note, uber prices are just as expensive as black taxi’s these days anyways so clearly affordability was not the issue!
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Goal of mine is to get through 25 books this year. 1 book per fortnight is very reasonable
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Tommy Fury is going to be having unseasoned turkey with Molly Mae this christmas
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