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Finally facing my waterloo
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the prime minister won't even make a call on spaghetti vs baked beans I'm exhausted
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It's your periodic reminder Neil Finn's wife Sharon runs a custom chandelier business called Sharondelier
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@bobaloohooTV
@jdm__jesus
@heIIGARDEN
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@kelsvvc
HID was introduced in 1991 and is inefficient, obsolete tech no longer offered. LED light source has been common for a while
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Padam padam mania is being perpetuated by this genre of gays
"Travel ✈️, coffee ☕, dog lover 🐶, 🏳🌈"
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so my uber driver isn't wearing a mask, but he also isn't wearing a seatbelt. appreciate the consistency 😌
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Going to Paraparaumu KFC in K-Mart sweatpants and Zambesi jacket is my final form
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Is this not the most stunning
@HourglassMakeup
pallette you've seen in your life?? I'm going to be a bronzy goddess
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a cute bogan in a basketball ball singlet carrying a box of beer passed me in the street and said "looking good man, mmm" then aggressively checked me out 🥰
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I couldn't remember Mighty Ape but googling 'monkey amazon nz' sorted that right out
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When I was 13 I got cornered outside school by a boy. He called me slurs and raised his fist. Then a woman appeared and grabbed the boys wrist. She twisted it and spat in his face, kicking him in the throat. “Leave this faggot alone” she said. That woman was the Volvo XC40.
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The commerce commission is gonna do me for false advertising... tomorrow I'm finally going back to the gym 🤧
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Earthquake disruption means next week I'm working 17.5 hours but get paid for 40
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USA introduced a 'gas guzzler tax' in 1978, and most states have substantial incentives for electric vehicles, but apparently that's controversial here in 2019
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Earthquake starter pack:
"RNZ need more funding!"
"That was a 5. something"
Gays saying "I'm shook"
"Who is going to save the
#cowfamily
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not this Volvo C40 😳🥵
Until the wallpaper is peeling and the ceiling collapses, Gus Kenworthy… someone invent scratch and sniff videos already 🥵
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me once we can socialise
A large sinkhole has opened up near the Anniversary Trail, just off Earl Street in Kew
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#melbweather
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I'm v (fake) tanned around hundreds of new gays tonight which can only mean one thing: I'll be asked if I'm from Israel
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*whispers* it's Corrections that decide where trans inmates are placed not Police
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"Wellington office workers head home early after power cut"
Me in an office with a generator:
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My online shopping didn't arrive, fortunately Barb is not messing around 🙏
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when I say I want a bear for a bf this is what I mean
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what happened in 2007 which means every 40yo otter has two bands tattooed on their forearm
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