Juan Temores El Mil Amores
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Y’all laughed at me for being undocumented but guess who can’t be drafted 🤧😂
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Y’all had 2 stimmys to fix that AC in your fucking cars and y’all chose crab legs.
I don’t even feel bad for y’all
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I hope bad bunny makes a cooking book, aver si asi cocinan culeras😂
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WAB always hit the spot after a good night of drinking 😂
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Houston wildin letting 13 years olds drive 😂
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First day of September and it already feels cooler outside muy bien
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Missing nights like these 😔
WAB always hit the spot after a good night of drinking 😂
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I just wanna go on a pulga date and drink an agua de melon 😔
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Se pasaron de cerga ya me miraba en mi tumba😰😂
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If u can’t be goofy with me or if u get mad over jokes I don’t want you
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Y’all don’t know how bad I want a son already
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They just stole my truck from Sam’s on fuqua they were going 45 south behind it was a white extended cab cateye if y’all see it lmk asap
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Snapchat needs profile pics most of the time idk who tf adds me🤦🏻♂️😂
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How tf y’all not finna be hyped to LOS ALEGRES ahh pero que no salgo junior h por que se mean pinches takuaches 🤦🏻♂️
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I was serious about the diapers y’all can keep that toilet paper this hoe lasts me up to 2 shits and 3 miadas
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Daddy can’t wait to meet you my sweet girl 👧🏻💕
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I didn’t want to start a new year without her so I made her my gf 🤍
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If you talk shit about your friends pa quedar bien con alguien, no vales verga
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Me when I find out my good hearted loyal hb gets rejected 😂
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Is it true toxic relationships make you lose weight cause I’m tryna be this skinny again.LMK🤔😂
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I wonder if teachers ever stalk students on fb or twitter and be like “yup I knew she was a hoe”😂
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If any of y’all know him or his name lmk he stays by homestead
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Why tf am I so attracted to older females and single moms 😔
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Everything might be closed but my dm’s still open 😏
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I wonder where my brother got his goofiness from 😂
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This mf said he ain’t broke yet he out he stealing ppls shit 😂 hope he enjoys it
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Me @ my hb who got back with the girl who cheated on him 3 times 🤦🏻♂️😂
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Mom:drive careful it’s raining Me doing hoodrat shit:
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If u got more than 2 BD’s pls dont vote , you finna pick the wrong nigga again
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Man someone fr did brujería on my love life no matter how hard I try I can never find someone to have a serious relationship with smh
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If she link with you in jeans you not fuckin 😂
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So no one gonna post me for national boyfriend day😒wackkk
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Looks like my lil brother will be a takuache 🤦🏻♂️😂
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Houston where you mix hood niggas and takuaches 😂
Never seen a slab become a drift king?... Well today’s the day😂😂
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No matter how much I care for a person once I feel unwanted I’ll totally back off
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Not having who to drunk call or text sucks 😂
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Social media me may not seem like it but I’m actually shy af 😂
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Some ppl at my age are doing better and some are doing worse but I never compare or strive to be someone else I strive to be the best me I can
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My ass Is really thinking how much the insurance is gonna be on that hoe 😂
as promised, Young Dolph gave away his Lamborghini to a lucky fan in Dallas, Texas!
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Tf is this, shit is worse than the tribal days 😂
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You mean a little like this 😂
Sex is cool n all But you ever ate yo food drunk as fuck with your eyes close ?
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My girl-I swear you the only one I’m talking to Me-
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Don’t take my tweets serious, take them like your ex took you, as a joke 😂
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I’ve always wanted to go downtown on a cute lil date but every girl I’ve talked to just wanna go drink and shit 😒
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Cuando se operan las nalgas pero la cara no 🤣
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All the memories I have with that truck unfortunately I didn’t recover it but the next truck will surely be better 🙏🏻
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If my girl don’t support my alcoholic ass I don’t want her
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Finally our time to shine chubby nigga season is here 😌
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After a breakup the loyal ones stay single and the cheater ends up with someone new 🤷🏻♂️
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La rosa de guadalupe finna drop an episode about the travis scott festival
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Ppl ask why don’t you shave your beards down I show them this 😂
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Her:if you know how to dance I’ll take you serious
My non dancing self:
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When I pop out don’t invite me anywhere cause ima be MANDILÓN AF😌
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It’s funny how someone you once used to like annoys tf out of you now 😂
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I think I don’t find a girl cause I actually want something serious and these houston girls just ain’t down for that smh
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I ain’t want to go out but the city needs me 🫡
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Yalls mcm probably takes little shots and sucks a lemon after but not over here beibi😎😂
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Ppl be tweeting every single problem of they relationship like nigga you expect twitter to fix it oh que pedo😂
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My parents went doggy style when they made me por eso sali bien perro😎💯
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This right here is my goals not none of that getting drunk together at a club or buying matching shoes and shit
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