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@JoshiDiya_
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1 year
how I talk how I talk to him about him
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@JoshiDiya_
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someone needs to introduce them to each other 🫡
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Broo i said “suno na” instead of “hey”. Aur kitne hints chahiye ???
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
There are three types of people:
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@JoshiDiya_
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@clownnerrry this is how i ended my relationship with my fake friends:
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@JoshiDiya_
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gujju after crossing Gujarat border :
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Normal kids Vs Me as a child
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Never knew my tinder match could make me like maths 👀👀
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
my brother casually told me "tujhe jo krna hai tu kar, baaki sab main sambhal lunga" and since then whenever I get stressed this one line calms me down.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
People who like "the office" probably haven't gone to the real one.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
I’ve been shipping Otis and Maeve for 2 seasons and these two made me forget about them in less than 2 episodes
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Tension of exams and period pains are the worst combo ever
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 months
priyanka chopra is the only bollywood celebrity who understands what feminism is and holds an accurate viewpoint on it
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
can we just admit that silver jewellery is better than gold jewellery.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
leftover birthday cake for breakfast hits different 🤌
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
I just realised that everyone finds true love after they break up with Ranbir Kapoor.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Someone: name something in your house you hide when guests come over. Me: myself
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
after waxing, it feels like you have lost a body part.
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@JoshiDiya_
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Maturity is realising that all romantic characters portrayed by SRK are toxic
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
women prefer men's razor coz it actually works and not to act cute
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Not liking khichdi doesn’t make you interesting 🤌
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
"she fell first but he fell harder"
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
maturity is realising that amara from ninja hattori was just a broken kid who was trying to make friends.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
People having arrange marriages shouldn’t be allowed to do pre wedding photoshoots, bhaiii kitna awkward aur cringe pictures hote hai 😬
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2 ko flop hone se toh Rajpal Yadav bhi nhi baccha skta hai 🙂🤌
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
If you describe aloo paratha as potato pancake, you’re DEAD to me.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
This is what i wanted you to do when I said no flowers:
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Take me back to the time when 3 idiots was literally everyone’s comfort movie
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@JoshiDiya_
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10 months
nikhil bharadwaj is very book boyfriend coded ✨🦋
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
There is a difference between saying sorry and feeling sorry.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
"i have to study" is such a great excuse to escape from housework
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Maturity is when you realise that Majnu bhai paints better than most of us.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Bas itna ameer banna hai ki toilet me AC laga saku, is it too much to ask for?
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Adulting is when you go to see doctor by yourself.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
the constant fear of choosing wrong career and being stuck doing it for whole life is real.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Chandler bing is the definition of husband material.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Reminder: sabki life boring hai, tum akele nai ho.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Sometimes all you need is Phoebe buffay kind of self confidence in life.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Every indian dad has Bhajan playlist to play in the car 🤌
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
look at your " bank balance " right now, are you proud of it ?
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@JoshiDiya_
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1 year
be my picnic date ??
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2 years
me to rishabh pant
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
I understand 🙂🤌
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2 years
I was at my bestie’s wedding and ek uncle mere pass aakr bolte hai while eating his food beta"caste kaunsi hai tumhari"? I replied Brahmin.Bolte hai Canada jana hai? I said no. And he said mera beta hai waha,paise wala hai,PR hai.Maine bola Main paani pike aati hu.Bhai bach gai😭
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1 year
Is it really weekend if you don’t waste it like this?
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
My papa and bhai pampers me soo much that I don't think any guy will be able to match that level
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2 years
First step of adulting is to cook your own meal.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Kitna bhi English songs pe vibe karlo, sukoon toh Arijit Singh ka gaana sunke hi milega.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
i still haven’t matured one bit 😃
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@JoshiDiya_
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1 year
POV: an arcade date w me 👉👈
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
ross geller is saying what i say in my mind.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Have you ever stalked your own feed from a stranger’s pov because someone followed you or are you normal?
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
I'm just becoming more and more defensive with every passing year it's actually insane
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Parents decide to have second child so that the first one gets the toy & stops irritating them.
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2 years
My toxic trait is that i crack lame jokes and expect everyone to laugh at it.
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2 years
Chandler adopted Joey and now he lives with chandler and monica, no one tells me otherwise.
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2 years
Snack shopping and grocery shopping are two different things.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
The feminine urge to dress like a pinterest girl.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
the feminine urge to hype another women instead of being jealous.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
When my mom sees someone around my age. Mom to masi:
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Is it just me or tum sab bhi yawn krte krte Chutki bajate ho?
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Each time you change your priorities you become new version of yourself
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2 years
Me when my friends talk about how they spent Valentine’s day:-
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
I need someone who would laugh at my lame jokes
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Pata nai kaise par aaj kal zindagi mujhe disappoint krne ke saare bahane dhundh leti hai.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
hot people still wear wired earphones 👀
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2 years
Career talk with sibling hits different ✨
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@JoshiDiya_
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1 year
so so much underrated 👉👈
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quote this tweet with a song that makes you feel nostalgic
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Did I just binge watched the whole season 2 of Never have I ever?
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3 years
Hundreds of songs till date, but when it comes to 'M', "Maiya yashoda tera kanhaiya" is the first choice for Antakshari players.
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3 years
Baspan ka pyaar 😋
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3 years
Arranged marriages are scary, What if he doesn’t watch horror movies.
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3 years
I want someone who says "you are beautiful " instead of "you look beautiful".
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Conversation between students and covid.
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1 year
these pictures deserve to be posted everywhere 🙈
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
Adulting is when you get excited shopping for home decor.
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
dil dhadakne do & kapoor and sons are the perfect example of how dysfunctional families can be and we pretend like it’s normal thing.
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3 years
People need to really understand this.
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2 years
Via comments:
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Agar zindagi main kabhi chilla chilla ke road trip pe gaana nai gaya, toh kya hi kiya.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
Postman hu, exam main chits deliver karti hu.
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2 years
When someone says didn’t you guyss used to be best friends, it hurts.
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3 years
People who chew medicine tablets, who hurt you bro?
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@JoshiDiya_
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2 years
breaking up hurt but have you ever felt like your bestfriend is avoiding you?
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3 years
I’m gujju so I can do garba for 3 hours straight but don’t ask me to do exercise for even just 5 minutes.
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2 years
Sometimes staying in the delusion makes the life easier.
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2 years
monisha beta ‘tote bag’ bola kro ‘jhola’ is too middle class.
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Grown ups enjoy playing with babies toys more than they do with babies.
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There’s always a person who changed you for good so that the right person falls in love with the perfect version of you.
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Petition for life to come with background music.
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2 years
Mujhe kyun hi koi teddy bear dega, main khud teddy bear jaisi ho gai hoon.
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We used to be best friends, and now we don’t even look at each other when we walk past each other.
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@JoshiDiya_
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3 years
I'm just "Anjali" stuck in the generation of "poo".
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I literally send him VN of me singing song "mujhe apni banale caller tune Soniyee" and he still doesn’t catch the hint.
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3 years
I'm just "dhaba" stuck in the generation of "zomato".
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mera padhai krna, phone merese kitna door hai uspe pe depend krta hai
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The worst feeling is when you know that you are the second choice for everyone.
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3 years
Me in public In my head Listening to Music
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Me when someone says Arijit Singh is OVERRATED.
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Gorgeous gorgeous people cry over fictional characters.
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