Joseph Xhwa
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Economy ni mbaya hadi zile salamu za "karibu lunch" zilipotea🤣
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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours, 365 days,right from birth until your first £rection.
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Being educated means you conquered illiteracy not poverty. So wise up the streets and the hustle still await you.
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Unaniita stingy juu ya doh zangu..😂 we ukishindwa kujimaintain si ujipeleke orphanage😂💔
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A man is someone who can understand Mathematics, Stock market, Crypto but not a woman
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Before Ten Haag is sacked later today from an Aston Villa masterclass, here's top 5 Manchester United's humiliation under him.
THREAD!!!💫
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Niliibiwa simu tao lakini vile huyo msee alinichota, nilifurahia kazi yake bana 😂😂💀
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Unakumbuka ukiwa mdogo ukichapwa kidogo unataka kuhama ukatafute kwako? Si uhame sasa😂😂
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The girl is focused ndio kusema nini, sema hakuna mtu anakutaka 😂
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@omwambaKE
They trying to shake murima by impeaching Gachagua. They better be warned, murima haiguzwi hivi hivi
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"How was your day?" Is a question that can lead to a nice conversation but because you are still illiterate utasema "poa"
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A cat that dreams of becoming a lion must must first loose it's appetite for rats.
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I have a question for everyone of you. What if you are tasked to be the next PRESIDENT of Kenya, what would you do to take Kenya out of the situation we are in now?
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Siku hizi ni kama chakula imeanza kunishinda. Imagine Chapo sita na chai vikombe mbili eti nimeshiba😂💔
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@omwambaKE
How is this even possible in a democratic country like Kenya, and the perpetrators will absolutely face no legal action. This just terrible
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Before acting rich on social media block us cause we know you 😂💔
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Kama kungekuwa na competition ya making bad decision unaona kama ungenishinda? Mimi naona ningewin before ata hio competition ianze 💔😂
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@_hamza_jasiri
We have dealt with quite some dark moments over the years but the Garissa one was massive
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We struggle too much for a life that can end anytime 💔
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Nataka tu hug ya dame ako na big tirries alafuuu aniambie " it will be fine"😔
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Imagine getting bitten by a snake and instead of helping yourself recover from the poison, you chase the snake and try to find out why it bit you. You try to prove to the snake that you didn't deserve to get bitten...
This has nothing to do with snakes.
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If you once prayed for it with tears, don't celebrate it in night clubs and bars. Return the glory where it belongs.
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Many women say "men are Dogs" but what they fail to accept is, when treated right, nothing is more loyal than a dog.
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Keep your blessings private, no one wants to see you happy in this generation.
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Bana ladies you have to express yourselves hii tabia ya kungoja mwanaume akukatie iishe mnataka sisi waoga tufanye aje 😂😂😂
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Sunflowers always face the sun
A magnet points to the true North but where does your heart points?What does your soul face when all is quiet? Is it towards her? What about your feet? Are they moved by your consciousness? Do they follow her?
The moment "you" answered yes to my
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Na tukisema mtu connect na deals tunamaanisha wash wash, forgery na corruption, sio kuunza mtumba na masufuria😂
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Si ata nyinyi mliona sikupostiwa boyfriend's day😂😂 mpunguze kudhani😂💔
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Sai ndo najua Merimela was a good girl, ni vile tuu she was born in the wrong generation 😂
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By the way sisi small wigs ndio hukuwa mafala..badala tujifollow tukuwe mabig wig we umekaza mkunye kujieka na wasee washakuwa mabig huko ndio unaengage na tweets zao pekee .nkt ‼️. Juu ha maneno ebu leta handle yako nikufollow💯
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I was kicked out of church yesterday for saying Fvck the devil, WTF I thought we hated that mother fvck*r.
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When you find time, take yourself out. Dress up nicely, smell good, go eat nice food and spoil yourself. Buy yourself some nice shoes or outfits. Thank yourself for surviving 🫂🤍
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Huku nje watu wanajivunia biashara zao alafu Kuna wewe sasa uko proud juu dame yako amebeba😂
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If you fail, never give up because...
F.A.I.L means "First Attempt In Learning"...and End is not the end, infact E.N.D. means "Effort Never Dies"
If you get no as an answer, remember N.O means "Next Opportunity"📌💯
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Do you know there are only 3 places you can stay for free?
"In your lane" , " out of my business" , and " over there" thanks in advance 😂
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Be the type of energy that no matter where you are at, you always add value to the spaces and lives around you.
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We took so long growing from age 10 to 20 but the speed at which we are moving to 30 is alarming.
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Sometimes old situations will pop back up to text you. Don't slip
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If we dating and your family likes me, when we break up, we become siblings. I won't loose a good family because of your stupidity.
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Kupeana shati jioni alafuuu unaletewa morning preps ikinukia marash😆😆. Highschool relationship were the realest.
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The relief when same in the mat says shukishaa ata your stage😂
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Nothing hurts more than when mom calls for help And you are broke.
May we never lack for our moms.
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Kila mtu anakupenda lakini lazima ukufe kwanza ndo uonyeshwe mapenzi, that fake love after someone's death is so insane 💔🥺
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Antony has more goals than Foden and Sancho combined 😭😭😭
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A gangster like me craving for a kiss and cuddles like damn!!! Who hacked my system 💔😂
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If you can't help you man financially at least be his source of peace, you can't be broke and still lack manners at the same time 😂
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Kiherehere ya kujifanya mnajua mpoa wangu muache...nani aliwaambia ni huyo 😂😂😂
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Mtu akikuangalia hivi haezi jua ni wewe ulibatizwa 😂 tena ukaulizwa 'unamkataa shetani' na akili yako timamu ukajibu 'NAMKATAA'😂😂
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Ukiambiwa "weka password na unipee simu" huwa mnafanya aje 💀😂😂
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Sometimes all you need is a serious heartbreak so it leads you to your potentials and make you wanna be serious with your life. Then you will realize how strong you really are
Failure is a path to success.
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A man who has driven so many cars is an expert 💯✅ but a car driven by many men is a scrap🔥✌️ only for the legends 💯✅
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Which is the best bank to keep your money in Kenya? Help a friend. It's a safe place.
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Kuna mtu naona amenitumia container details Iko port niende nichukue... block naona naeza toka soon.
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Ukipewa akili yangu ukae nayo hours sidhani kaa unaeza kubali kurudisha, huwa inafikiria tu kuomoka, vitu funny alafuuu hakuna stress huko 😂😂🫣
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Nimekaa hivi nikaona kama si nyinyi kuninyima made familiar, sahii ningekua daktari mzima. I blame you guys 😂😂
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Choosing the right people to associate with is one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself. If Gachagua had been wiser, he wouldn’t be in his current situation. Be discerning—not everyone who calls themselves a friend truly is. Some may wear the guise of angels but are devils
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One spelling mistake can ruin your relationship. I accidentally texted her "I'm having a great time. I wish you were her" wueh am singoo 💔😂
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Historic record:
Both Arsenal and Real Madrid have a combined total of 15 champions league trophies between them. That's more than Liverpool, Chelsea, man city and Manchester united combined 😂😂
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They want to see you do good but not better than them.
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People see me spending money and think I'm rich, Bro I'm just irresponsible Help me
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Assuming you are in a car with Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe and Saka in a car and your phone got lost who will you suspect first....?
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Kwani mungu alipata Adam akifanya nini ndo aone si vizuriii akae pekee yake🤔
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Dem ni mtu anaeza fanya juu chini mrudiane ndio akuache 😫😭💔
Niekeeni ile ngoma ya Simba yayapita 😭💔
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Sometimes I wish I had my own girlfriend but here in Kenya, we share everything 🤣
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Is this thing about Hurricane Milton in Tampa Florida true or a myth?
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Nairobi kila kitu bei ni mia, inadepend umeskia mia mara ngapi 😂😂
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Being a guy is so sweet no pregnancy no periods just wearing one boxer for two weeks 🤣🤣
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Babe "I love your big, round seixxy eyes"
After breakup "Na macho kubwa kubwa kama mataa za Tingatinga"💀💔😂
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Maturity is learning to walk away from people and situations that threaten your peace of mind, self respect, values, morals and self worth.
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Mtu asiwai kuambia "Nikuuulize swali na si kwa ubaya" Ni kwa ubaya, usikubali 😂
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Nimemiss kudate (tbh) sahii ningekua nasema tuu pole 🙏
Nasijui makosa yangu 💔
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What is your greatest fear? Mine is to raise a child who doesn't like football. What about you?
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My girlfriend left me because of my broken English. But I doesn't cannot care. If she want to gone let him went. I cannot dead 🥺
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This world would make you think that every blessing has to be financial, so you end up taking for granted the gift of life, family, health and peace of mind. Hear this words now, true richness lies in what can't be bought but only felt
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Sorry I have a boyfriend and I can't cheat on him, I love him so much 🔥..Do such girls exist?
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