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Musician- Singer/Songwriter i be making hits fr he/him or anything JORDYPURP SEASON 2 MERCH OUT NOW LINK BELOW @jordypurp on all socials
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Someone texted me as if I was there boss and I decided to fire them.
~Enjoy
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set it off vs as it is
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Was offered sex with a 33 y/o old woman today. In exchange I was to advertise bathroom cleaner. Of course, I declined because I am a man with high moral values and strong will power. Almost as strong as Ajax! The super strong bathroom cleaner! Now available in lemon and vanilla!
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if you’re reading this... come back to the streets we miss you
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ALRIGHT Y’ALL MY LABEL IS HESITANT ON RELEASING THE CONDOMS I NEED 200 LIKES ON THIS TWEET AND I CAN DROP THEM
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if you’re my friend and you haven’t said something or remained silent do not claim me as your friend because i do not claim you
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wow i’m 3 years sober off xans wtf i’m killing it! look at me go :)
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To all my friends who haven't said anything or feel like they don't "have the platform." Picture this, if I was in George Floyd's position would you still be silent? Would you still be enraged that a target burned in protest to bring justice to my name? It's bigger than all of us
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s/o all the kids out there without, or with bad relationships with their dads today on father’s day. you’re stronger than you think and i love you guys 🖤🖤
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twitter is cool because it’s me talking to myself and then other people come along and add vibes to my thoughts. i fuck with it
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social media has me in love with a different woman in every state
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Group Project Partners: Jordan all you’ve done is sit here while we’ve done everything
Me:
done. with. helping. others. I’m about to be so selfish. I’m on my 24hr selfish sabbatical. Don’t text me unless it’s about me.
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a girlfriend, but we’re both asexual so we just play switch and kiss from time to time
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i would burn a building down for you to spell i love you in the ashes
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I dont know how i missed this but it’s been 2 years since i’ve been free of xanax. My addiction destroyed relationships, jobs, and made me an all around shitty person. i’m so happy for the progress i’ve made. and if I can kick a bad habit,ANYONE CAN. learn from me! 🖤🖤 drugsrbad
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i get genuinely excited when i meet new friends. finding weirdos to vibe with makes me so happy
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i live with two guys who make death metal rn and i just came home to a freshly stocked candy bowl sitting near the front door. life’s surprises are neat
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my life is a movie, but it has like a 38% on rotten tomatoes
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who can make me a logo not based around my name. if bots come at this tweet i’m making my twitter private
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@ASITISofficial
i think in threes should win the whole thing but that’s just my very un biased opinion
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Mom: “If you don’t like my rules then go live with your father”
Me:
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me and who?
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white people yell at races for protesting for human rights but are protesting a virus because baseball got taken off espn. life is crazy
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Ladies your MCM didn’t WCW you? Don’t worry Jordy’s got you 🖤
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imagine how fun the world would be if everyone was nice to each other
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i’m no longer responsible for my actions for the next 16 hours. god bless
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2 of my friends just facetimed me to tell me i was a shitty friend and to never speak to them again! today is very fun and cool
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i may be very quiet and reserved but i will murder someone for my friends :)
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when i get the voice feature i’m finna growl and bark at random hours just to keep y’all on your toes
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When you blackout, send 0 drunk texts and don’t make a fool of yourself
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if it isn’t enough that i sing at the top of my lungs and dance on runs i also abruptly stop to pet every animal in my neighborhood while doing it. my neighbors probably think i do meth!
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Friends: invite me out
Me: Says I’m busy*
Friends: go out anyways*
My brain:
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Me on Twitter: Why does everyone hate me?
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this guy called me ugly under a comment i left on my friends page and i think i have enough free time to cyber bully him back rn
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my neighbors are just sitting in their front yard playing with a possum. i love and hate LA so much
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don’t forget why this protest is happening. going out to riot or to break things is literally helping no one. it just hurts more people
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i was so high last night i came home and started folding the dishes
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Every dude who attacks me for the way I dress or the music I make has a bedroom that looks like this and you can’t change my mind
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i’m so glad that my friends who haven’t said a god damn word the entire time are brave enough to post a black screen today, my heart is full
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if you’ve never experienced real trauma u won’t understand me no matter how hard you try
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The government is scared of us we can’t back down now! we can make a change!!!
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It’s 2009 J Woww is yelling at Angelina “If you want to get your ass beat, you can get your ass beat! You can stay and get your ass beat! You can stay and get your fucking ass beat! You can stay and get your fucking ass beat!”
Oovoo’s poppin, life is good.
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damn y’all i just tested positive for missing the homies 😞👊🏽
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i was gonna have a responsible day, but now that biden won i will be butt chugging four lokos and jumping off my roof in celebration
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2 years ago i moved to LA with damn near nothing, now i gotta deal, i’m living great, i got festival and show offers in my email, gucci on my feet, follow your dreams
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mostly everyone who supports me/is a fan of me is very nice and it makes me very happy
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white people don’t ask the price of things they lean in and say “what’s the damage?”
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this woman just messaged me offering me a free facial if i tagged her company on tik tok. do i tell her my likes and views came from me pretending to have sex with a ladder or do i just secure my bag
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i refuse to believe this is cody
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I feel beyond betrayed this left my finsta
Told my homie me and my girl broke up, so he sent me this, get you friends like mine 🤧
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i drank 2 beers socially and got drunk?!?! i would like a refund on this day
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I can’t wait for winter so I can start DRESSIN, dressin!!! It’s over for you hoes
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Myfavorite hobby has got to be smiling at old white women because when they were my age we couldnt share water fountains now we share smiles
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if u have smoked k2, do not worry about what’s in the vaccine
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where the fuck do u get nail polish remover if it’s out at harris teeter, wegmans and cvs? also if someone wants to just come paint my nails that works too (must be on birth control)
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i was tryna take some pics today and none of them were working but i laughed here and it’s a rare photo of me smiling so enjoy :)
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i want to meet everyone and dance and go crazy on stage and be surrounded by love again. im tired of being stuck inside
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I let him cheat off me on a marketing test once and now look at him life is crazy
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Christmas was my moms favorite holiday of the year. my first one without her doesn’t feel the same
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who decided nickleback was trash, Rockstar is a fucking banger
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i literally felt a shift in energy recently and i feel like things are about to start going right for me.
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“do u wanna get punched in ur fucking face” is a funny ass threat LMAO
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this girl has been flirting with me for a couple days and just asked me to join her pyramid scheme. i’m going to bed
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i over explained what the dmv was in an interview today and i haven’t stopped thinking about it
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@scenequeenrocks
a 4 course dinner at nobu is equivalent to an appetizer at cheesecake factory
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a year ago today i decided to start working out fr, today im 103 pounds lighter :). it wasn’t 100% healthy wait loss i will not lie about that but im proud of myself!
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i’m like genuinely curious on as to how they set a curfew on LA for 6pm at 5:26pm it’s like the government isn’t learning anything. stop trying to silence people and put laws in place to use police brutality at a police brutality protest
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14,15,16,18,20,21 everyday is still a struggle but I’ll never get to that low of a point again, life is fucking WORTH IT! if it wasn’t for friends, family and a proper support group i still wouldn’t be around today. fuck suicide 🖤
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Cardi B has got to stop being so fire. I’ll catch myself rapping about getting dicked down and have to rethink my whole morning
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