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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@fasc1nate This is probably the most random thing I’ve seen all year
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@HappyPunchPromo @GMB He sent the contract and you didn't sign it. You can't turn back after winning and go by a handshake 😂
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@StoolFootball Harry Kane does not get the respect he deserves though
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@Arsenal Memories? No one even spoke to the girl... even a Hello how you doing would have made her day even more
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @Inter_en Ngl looks shit but for 2.90 I’ll take that. Brings me back to the school days at lunch purchasing a couple of sloppy slices
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@happytobebald @FootyScran @ChristchurchFC_ How can you get too much meat in a bun man. This is heaven
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@DailyLoud Damn that looked cool as fuck
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@T3WL3Y @Football__Tweet You seen dier play ball this season bro. Miles ahead of maguire. Should be taking his place in the England squad
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3 years
@bradz14x @FootyBevs @MillwallFC Then You need to be drinking more H20 then my man 😆
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3 years
@FootyScran @ChristchurchFC_ This is supreme munch. £5 is a complete steal
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3 years
@FootyScran @airbusukfc £5.50 is an unreal price. Top tier scran that
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@Jordan_Neale
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4 years
@shaqsuchiha__ @ALBY_LAD Man that is low. Slashing her like that. Nasty asf
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @CAFCofficial That is a beauty. £4.50 as well at a footy ground is fair game. Look high end as well
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @LCFC Ngl I would buy that for £5.50 and absolutely demolish it. Simple yet beautiful
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3 years
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@Jordan_Neale
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1 year
@TheSpursExpress If we can start or with Raya being our first signing then that would be the ideal decent start to this window
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@Jordan_Neale
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1 year
@thespursweb He knows the agenda.. Like i have said many times the first manager to crack the code and get us a trophy will be a living legend at this club
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@HearAnotherEcho @ODDSbible Bro I literally just seen fucking chunks do this with a ball fizzed into him. It ain’t hard hahaha
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@piersmorgan Imagine being 60 and getting satisfaction from blocking people
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@Lukathfc Bentancur literally made that
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @officialbantams Fucking hell that looks like all of the food at the bottom of your kitchen sink plug whole which has been scraped out and just wacked all together
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@griezmannility_ Because the man is quality. You disrespect a striker like Kane who’s made it in England from nothing. Then you don’t know football
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
4 months
@BingSharples Free healthcare? You mean what healthcare? To be seen by my gp there is a 2 week wait. To have an operation is like a 1/2 year long wait. Yeah it might be free but its non existent. Get with the real world. We are put to the back the queue why migrants come over and jump it
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@WayToo6ixy @FootyScran Wtf is that 😂😂😂 that is criminal
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@TestHostyrone @FootyScran @DoverAthletic Well it’s certainly not going to soggy is it 😆
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@SkySportsNews Kompany just has that personality and that likeable character to becoming a top manager. Showing it with Burnley very interesting how he would cope on the prem
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@ratemyplatenow This must be a northern thing because I have never seen that shit before in my life
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@bigbale067 @Emerson_Royal22 @SpursOfficial @Spurs_PT You what? It’s called rotation and have sow respect. Emerson has been improving massively in a new league, new country and first season I don’t think he’s done too bad. Too many people quick to judge and talk shit. Keep quite
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@Jordan_Neale
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1 year
@JacoCats You cant disrespect davies, always gave 💯 and what a professional he has been at the club adapting nicely to that LCB in a back 5 role
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@FootyScran @kleague @KLeagueUnited £3 for that is incredible. One of the best value for money I have ever seen on this page
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
4 years
@shaqsuchiha__ @ALBY_LAD What ever that girl might have said or done. You don’t whip out a blade and start swinging. Especially on a bird
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@FootyScran @AvroFC @AtAvro Aww come on man. When I think no scran can get better than the majority of scran you bang this out. First bit of scran I would actually just hand over the tenner. Beautiful
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @southport_fc @lourdes_deli This with a pint and a complimentary fork would be a beauty
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@StoolFootball They are only doing their jobs and what the club tells them to do. Anyway no idea why they are standing up West Ham are hardly playing exciting football 🥱
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @AVFCOfficial In ground scrans should only count as proper scrans. You ain’t exactly at half time go into the stands and order cod and chips and return to your seat with an actually plate and a knife and fork and napkin 😂
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@J_League_En @FootyScran Forget everything else on that slide. This burger looks top level. That is one juicy stack
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@Jordan_Neale
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11 months
@hotspurreports @footyinsider247 One for the future and he obviously has massive potential, get him in
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@davYidc89 @mralexthfc What? Makes one mistake and you’re on him. He’s been quality and solid what have you been watching as of late
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@SpursOfficial Southampton haven't scored more than 2 goals all season but no worries come and see doctor Tottenham
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@AndyTHFC14 @Lilywhite_Rose @La_SER That is a load of absolute rubbish you’re talking. Gil is a fantastic technical, skilful young talent who shares a lot of lamela’s traits. You seem to forget a lot of poor performances for lamela and months on end injured. Lamela also cost us 30m 10 year ago
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@Jordan_Neale
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1 year
@thfcbd_ Such an underrated keeper its unreal.. How many times i seen this man literally save us from losing or not getting the 3 points. One of the most best stop shotters i have ever seen just wasnt confident with his feet playing from the back, What a legend he will he for us
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @MelbourneCity This looks pucker, have seen better value on this page but I wouldn’t be mad spending a tenner on this
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3 years
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@KEEMSTAR Did the bloke genuinely say that? And people are laughing at it as well
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran Unbelievable stack
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@thepieman84 @FootyScran @MKSCracoviaSSA Why are you lying for. Mushrooms are boss
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@thespursweb A very decent performance. The bloke takes up all of the goal, he’s a unit! And a very reliable back up keeper.. saved us from being embarrassed and nothing he could have done about both goals
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@eurofootcom Why does ramsdale act like he's boss the bloke just got fucked from the half way line mid week
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@TheSpursExpress @AlasdairGold Which is actually what we all want to hear from Conte. We all see it. Skipp isn’t suppose to be creating chances etc. he’s suppose to protect the back 4 and does it fantastically as well as keeping the ball. Hoijberg is the one that needs to step-up his game
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@Mohamed63911164 @csc1698 @sportbible Im guessing you didn’t see the video before the game against Liverpool where he knew he was on the bench and went up to everyone before to wish them the best of luck. Im no United supporter but the media shows you only what they want to
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@Jordan_Neale
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11 months
@FireMMAVid Wow what an absolute beast jamal is to carry on like that
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FertileFletcher @JesseLingard You club has literally denied him leaving ever since he’s left West Ham what you on about
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@GaryLineker Yeah because he took a peak Belgium squad to 3rd 😂😂 awful manager. Think people genuinely forgot how bad he is pre taking over Belgium
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@thespursweb Why a loan with an obligation to buy? Wtf the guy hasn’t even hardly kicked a ball for us and with our injury’s he is needed this season
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
4 years
@NoContextScouse I love how he takes the punch from the mad girl, respect... then drops the ass licking golem Coming in from behind
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@Jordan_Neale
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1 year
@funnycrazymemes That second guys knockout coming to his mates aid to stop him from being booted and causing serious head trauma and damage is the real one, top mate
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@KEEMSTAR What are they spying on for? A load of grown men dancing in front of a camera?
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@lulbou @CryptoDom999 @Banks @KSI Just look at your Profile picture, who’s the one Meat riding 😭😭
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@gnuh8032 @mitch_fretton @ESPNFC Obviously this kid doesn’t watch football but his own team.
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@FootyScran @BarwellFC1992 £2.50 man, I’ll be eating a portion first and then second half. Lovely stuff
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@NahItsLyingTho @DjedSpence @warnockofficial Why would he want to move to us when he’s literally been promoted with forest and has his whole career a head of him. Let a man celebrate. Who the fuck are you or anyone to judge someone
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
10 months
@esilacSynohtnA Soldiers get a day and Pride gets a month.. How does that make sense. Disgraceful
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@Ben__MCFC @bizowner69 @Janya_Sindhu This is exactly what it is. Why do people just make up narrative bullshit on socials. Cringe
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@SkyFootball Fair play to the lads. How can you shit on that… both content creators, pretty decent at football and if the club feel like they are good enough then why not. It’s a win/win however you look at it! Get on lads, living the dream
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@ShatChitBetGang @SaxyKeN17 @HKane Man how low can you be quoting a tweet when anyone can say anything in the moment with how high emotions get with football. Take a hike
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @prestonlionsfc Now this is some beautiful bit of scran to be munching on watching football. Got a lot of time for this.
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@Jordan_Neale
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7 months
@TheSpursExpress Ange just knows
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@StoolFootball Did the bloke just walk into Narnia or some shit, small little shack and the bloke just disappeared 😂
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@ShatChitBetGang @SaxyKeN17 @HKane Nah but you sure don’t cracking your fingers and licking your lips at the chance of trying to cancel some guy and his mrs who’s travelled all the way from the states to watch his favourite team by stalking his Twitter. Pathetic
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@Jordan_Neale
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1 year
@LastWordOnSpurs Very refreshing hearing this from the roles Rolls-royce himself
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
4 years
@jxmiecoys @SpursOfficial He didn’t lose us the game. He played incredible. When you sit back like that inviting pressure. There’s only much you can take
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@EstNorthLDN @SpursOfficial @IvanRoadMan87 He played 30 minutes, a squad is as a squad and Senegal didn’t play like a team. This man is a baller
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@FortniteGame It’s definitely worth an experience for a week or so but if this was a permanent change then this game would sink into a fat off dark hole. Building is what made the game since it began and made it so original. Now it’s the just the same as many games out.
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @TRUEBUFC I would definitely be game to try this. I bet it would taste amazing
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@30SECVlDEOS That was a lovely recovery. 8/10 and spotted the problem haha
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@TheSpursExpress Shocking that. Why are we allowing talented youngsters to join clubs there they are given no opportunity. Baffling
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@Thogden If you watch soccer am now then Jheez. That programme went a long long time ago
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@SpursOfficial All 3 games I want to see nothing more than a win and decent performances to make up to the fans. This last week has been an absolute stinker
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@SkySportsNews At least as a chairman he has the bollocks to come and say why he's done what he's done which is a rarity these days and tbh palace have been very poor since the World Cup
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@fullback03 This is my good mate. Been on the phone with him this morning… he’s laughing it off and said it was fully his fault. He was wankered btw… but yeah he said it was one clean punch 😂
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@zoesmithhx Smoking a ciggy first thing is bliss. I bet you wake up craving your next lip filler appointment
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@Jordan_Neale
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2 years
@charliegillies0 @FootyScran @CHUFC If you don’t think that is scran then you’re definitely the sort of person to put ketchup on their roast dinner
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2 years
@thespursweb @AlasdairGold Isn’t that the whole point of an academy like what. You would think we are doing that playing at the highest level with the resources we have
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @SunderlandAFC Outrageous stuff 😍
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@Jordan_Neale
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1 year
@FootballFunnnys Well he has… not unpopular at all. That bicycle kick alone against liverpool alone in the champions league final alone tops it. Remember watching that smashed at a bar in cuba on holiday, what a beauty
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1 year
@TheSpursExpress Got a lot of time for this and how Ange manages… he doesnt put pressure on the players which results in giving the players more confidents and responsibility.. loving the direction the club is going. Look at us now imagine in a couple of years time
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 months
@TheSpursExpress @AlasdairGold Donley at left back is madness but show casing that he can pull off playing left back is boss
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@CTRI9123 @AlfretonTownFC @FootyScran For £3 and in these cold conditions, that looks like the perfect combination to warm anyone up
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@FootyScran @SantaFe This is a game changer. £4 for a fuck load of chicken. Not complaining there
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@Jordan_Neale
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3 years
@thfc_MatthewSZN You can’t compare them. Incredible in their own right. Quality partnership
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@SpursOfficial For fuck sake 😆😆😆 im proper buzzing about both Doherty and royal scoring but I think I got this completely wrong 😆😆
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@TheSpursWatch I think people forget how good he was before his injury… if he can get back to that level then he’s a good asset for us but he can’t get the minutes
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@CONTE_24 @SpursOfficial Someone has too much time on their hands. Honestly 😂
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@30SecFights He literally went from 100 shield and 100 health to headbutting a car losing his shield and getting one banged
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@c4rlyCOYS The perception of being the worst signing comes from the fans. Fans who in which in our club never ever give any of our players time to progress and establish themselves. I have always had Emerson’s back as I can see the potential.
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@AlasdairGold This is what we need to see more of. One of the 3 stepping up to create 3 in midfield at certain points in the game. It worked very well
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@matthayesthfc If people say Howe then I don’t even know…he’s done a brilliant job at Newcastle but conte got us champions league and now qualification into the knock out stages whilst holding down a top 4 spot in the prem. ask that question again in another year newcastle secure champions
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@FootyScran @BlackYellow This will give anyone an orgasm on their taste buds. Extraordinary stuff Jeff
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
2 years
@SpursOfficial @HKane @PFA This is criminal. How is Sonny not involved? The man has been unreal. Umm golden boot? Someone stick a highlight reel with this man
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@Jordan_Neale
Jordy
3 years
@ladbible He’s a comedian? It’s a joke like any walks of life. Honestly fuck me even fury responded decently. Fuck me take it with a pinch of salt
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