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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
This is the hardest picture to come out of twitter
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@JordanXJenkins
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5 years
If you goto the gym and you make fun of people who are just starting out trying to better themselves straight up go fuck yourself fr
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
10 months
When Flyleaf comes on I be believin in God like a mf
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 year
@noxheav3n This kid who was a grade ahead of me in HS took acid once and developed schizophrenia after and was never the same.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
I can't believe this is real life and not an episode of South Park
@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
A look into what happened during one part of the national convention of the Democratic Socialists of America in Atlanta this weekend.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
6 years
When normie Twitter stumbles into hc Twitter and they just don't get it at all
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2 years
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
Day #334 in quarantine.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
7 years
Imagine paying $40,000 a year to send this kid to school and them still being this fucking stupid.
@Power1051
Power 105.1
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11-year-old #BarronTrump really thought his dad had been beheaded when he saw #KathyGriffin photo on TV:
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
If Tom Brady can come back so can Foundation
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
7 years
Bryan you're scaring your brother
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
New Gel Merch just dropped
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
They already went
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 year
Every time there’s hardcore discourse this is what I think.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
8 years
When the Downpresser intro kicks in.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
6 years
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this website is now dumber for having read to it.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
I pit one time the entire FYA weekend and it ends up on Barstool Sports
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@JordanXJenkins
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7 years
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
7 months
Jesse Rutherford was playing in HC/Beatdown bands like 15 years ago. That dude is not new to hardcore like the rest of you are.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
Someone find this kid please
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
6 years
Being Straight Edge
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 months
To the girl on tiktok saying I’m fatphobic and say slurs…. you’re right and I don’t plan on stopping!
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 month
I can’t believe the singer of Torture is like a child and not a 40 year old OEF-OIF vet
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
With gas being $6-$7. Blank shortages and material/shipping costs all going up. I think we are firmly in the era of the band $30 t-shirt
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
People hating on this kid are wack. Let people enjoy themselves damn!
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 year
My mom beatin my fkn ass with a closed fist when I was a child
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@Terror_Alarm
Terror Alarm
2 years
⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
summoning circle, hope this works: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 SOUL 🕯 SEARCH LP 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
Twitter went from canceling people for being racist by searching up if they ever said nigga/er in a tweet 10 years ago to now just canceling people because of who they follow???? Times are crazy bro.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
I could be 0% black AND dropping hard Rs it’s definitely not as bad as you being a convicted women beater/kidnapper and endangering children. You’re a self admitted horrible person so you too can suck my whole dick
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
Badass
@Forbes
Forbes
3 years
Asian-Americans are buying guns for protection from hate crimes
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
Growing up poor/in the hood doesn’t make you automatically hard and you don’t need to grow up in the hood to be hard either.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
It blows my mind people would want a dog that’s not a pit bull
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
Can we stop talking about hardcore being "male dominated" and more about how Milwaukee™ makes the best power tools
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
I don’t know where all this “being straight edge is hard” stuff is coming from but it’s literally the easiest thing I’ve ever done in my life. You’re literally just choosing to do nothing. Why is that hard for people?
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
Gel may have 3 dudes and 2 non binary. But all 5 are pussy that’s forsure.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
How you in a hardcore punk band and not like guns or fireworks? Real cuck mentality.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
Everybody mad about the madball show looks like their favorite band is title fight
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
I think this is very simple to understand and this is all I’m going to say. Don’t threaten to pull your nonexistent gun so you can shoot me or my friends because I fucking PROMISE you mine is very very real and I will beat you to the draw every time.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
Gel talking all reckless over Twitter but calls the cops in real life. Shocking.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
Somebody already trying to cancel momentum not even 1 hour into official release. I love it.
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@JordanXJenkins
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1 year
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@methsyndicate69
Eric D
1 year
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 months
100k listeners off of 2 releases, no content, and like 3 good tours after years of eating shit feels pretty good.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
Do kids not read To Kill A Mockingbird anymore? Where you never educated on Emmett Till?
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
7 years
When Lil Wayne said "real G's move in silence like lasagna" I felt that one.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 year
Gym bros who wear hoodies while lifting and zone out during rests are the most under represented group in HC
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
Shakewell will be preforming The Peoples Fallacy in it’s entirety
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 months
Can’t wait to see this happen every day for a month straight
@Skxtchy
Sketchy
5 months
HAHAHAHAHA HES MOSHING TO KUBLAI KHAN OUTSIDE LOL HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS NOT A MOSHPIT THATS A PARKING LOT HAHAHAHA
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
10 months
YOOOOO check this out
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
6 years
You don't look like a Have Heart reunion tour.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
This is you should always carry 1 in the chamber no saftey.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
This person has never seen that Japanese moshing video and it shows
@_Hexting
Shadowheart
5 years
Every single person looks dumb moshing. I look dumb as fuck. You look dumb as fuck. We all get hit. Judging other people’s moshing style is the corniest shit ever
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
Kinda funny how all the people questioning whether I’m mixed or not look like the same people who would call my mom a nigger
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
But when the world needed her most, she vanished...
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
11 months
If I had a genie my wishes would be: 1. Quadruple the rent for single mothers (just grind harder) 2. More world hunger (it’s cutting season) 3. For it to rain bricks on homeless people (so they can build houses)
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
5 years
Why would you publicly hate on a band trying something new and different when you can just shut the fuck up instead?
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1 year
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
6 years
Pee after sex or you'll get a CYC
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
How in the fuck is R. Kelly going to do more time than Ghislaine Maxwell????
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
Foo said “stop treating us like how we treat minorities”
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
How the first Gulch record was recorded
@CyberLeftist
local primate
2 years
This how I always imagined Kendrick Lamar recorded “Backseat Freestyle”
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
I don’t know I single Mexican person that seriously uses the word “latinx”
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
No fucking cap just saw a dude (an Edgar) walk past me in gym carrying a tall boy Dr. Pepper
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
By their own definition I literally can’t be a misogynist because there’s no women in Gel so you can suck my dick
@haileyxvx_
you and me by the cranberries
2 years
Misogyny in hardcore, why am I surprised 🙄
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
God’s Hate X Momentum X True Love X Human Garbage
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2 years
Dark Jordan
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7 years
Meet Fin.
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@JordanXJenkins
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3 years
Seems very fitting
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@JordanXJenkins
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1 year
I’m going to start saying slurs on the timeline if asking people to come to HC shows is now considered gatekeeping
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
6 years
This go dumb hard ion care what anybody say
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 year
Just met Jesse Ventura at the show lmaoooo
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
Bro elementary schools don’t even cancel recess for strong winds lmaooooo
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5 years
I thought it looked like a Hardcore fest at a skatepark 🤷‍♂️
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
The most exhausting set I’ve ever played in my entire life
@hate5six
hate5six
2 years
. @MomentumCA_ live at @ldbfest . watch now: listen: unreleased + bonus videos:
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 year
TIHC EXCLUSIVE S’GO BITCH
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
7 years
Holy fuck
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
1 month
@tofeelhealed Josh and Matt are friends in real life. He liked his friends post. That’s not a co-sign for all things political. And if josh was actually a nazi I don’t think he would be friends with Matt because Matt is Asian. Don’t jump to conclusions based on IG likes bruv.
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Jordan
11 months
If you’re a man going to the gym you should be wearing a hat as low as you possibly can so you can’t look at women (because they’re scary)
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Jordan
2 years
Damn bro the first time I get mentioned in Lambgoat comments and these mf said I was 5’4” 😔
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
24 days
I got suspended in 4th grade for wearing this to school
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Jordan
3 years
Oh no Reddit HC is talking about me
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Jordan
3 years
Remember when I said being Straight Edge is the easiest thing I’ve ever done and drug addict twitter called me an ableist????? That was wild.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
Tell them about the part where you ran away from one (1) man challenging all the dudes in your band after you got caught running your mouth on Twitter
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Jordan
4 years
“Oh you want to own a house?!?! What are you a dirty republican???” - out of touch HC kids
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4 years
One time I tweeted that being straight edge is literally the easiest thing I’ve ever done and drug addict Twitter called me a classist.
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
KONK KREET GO BRRRRRRRRRRR
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
Woke/Cancel culture Twitter
@shereeny
✧ 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓷 ✧
4 years
who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?
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2 years
>Playing MW2 2009 >Random calls me a nigger because of my GT >tell him to go k*ll himself >he says that’s not cool to say and that’s how his brother died >I tell him “well maybe you should take his advice huh?” >*Random has left the game*
@SUNAMI408
SUNAMI
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CALL OF DUTY SHIRT IF YOU TELL MERCH GUY WHATS THE CRAZIEST THING YOUVE SAID ON THE MIC. GOTTA BE CRAZY THO
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Jordan
2 years
When do I unlock the gun in Hogwarts Legacy???
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
3 years
YOOOOOOOOO
@jayweinbergdrum
Jay Weinberg
3 years
Wow this is a sick album. Shout out @taylorxyoung 🔥
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
7 years
I believe The Observatory should stop charging for parking
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Jordan
5 years
How the fuck do I obtain an otter?
@DannyDeraney
Danny Deraney
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You guys, the otter is telling the human how to pet it and I am now deceased.
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@JordanXJenkins
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3 years
If your 3 lift max doesn’t equal a minimum of 818 LBS you can’t come into the next Gods Hate show when shows are back.
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4 years
Me bitch tf???
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9 months
Who the fuck is bankrolling this????
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
2 years
When you buy the new $250 Milwaukee tool chest for $50 because it was mislabeled looooooooool
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Jordan
11 months
Why would anyone think about the Roman Empire when Ancient Egypt is so much more fascinating
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@JordanXJenkins
Jordan
4 years
That TV is one hard front door slam away from being sent to the mf Gulag
@_leovenus
pau
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my gf and i got our first apartment together a couple days ago and heres the progress so far
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2 years
This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Little Caesar's is the hand job of pizza
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