Jordan Kalish
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Host of This Week in Survivor History ( #TWISH ) on #RHAP . PE teacher, coach, definitely NOT in the mafia. Yankee fan(atic).
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After
@robcesternino
’s exit interview with
@jonlovett
, listen to
#RHAP
patron Lila compete against Rob on
#TWISH
!
@RobHasApodcast
#Survivor
#survivor47
A new season of Survivor means a new season of TWISH! This year
@robcesternino
will be taking on the patrons of RHAP in
@JordanKalish
's quiz.
Today, Lila Drasner takes on Rob. Check out her application video and watch for free on Pateon
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Thank you to the 50 Senate Democrats and the 0 republicans who passed the COVID relief bill today
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@realDonaldTrump
By forgotten man and woman are you referring to the closet racists who voted for you?
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@MMerkington
@CNN
Look I'm kind of a craft beer snob, but a Corona with a lime wedge during the summer is always nice
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Everyone being insane for 45 mins, followed by Charlie and Maria strategizing, is a microcosm of this season.
#survivor46
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On a night where Omar had no vote he had the most power. Protected his allies and sent home Hai’s
#1
. Congrats on your Fishy (I assume,
@stephenfishbach
!)
#Survivor
#Survivor42
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Missed opportunity for
@survivorcbs
to not show this as part of the montage
#survivor
#survivor45
@robcesternino
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I’d be the one nerd asking production if it’s chronological based on when it aired or when it filmed because of Cambodia and Kaoh Rong
#survivor46
#survivor
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See you know how to FIND the idols. You just don’t know how to PLAY the idols.
#survivor46
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We don’t need edge.
We don’t need redemption.
We don’t need the nullifier.
We don’t need knowledge is power.
We don’t need time travel.
We DEFINITELY don’t need the upcoming do or die abomination.
Pure
#Survivor
is a perfect game. Jeff Probst is the monster
#Survivor41
🤮
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“Probst said we were gonna be the first out of the challenge… and that was a mistake” - Q
#survivor46
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It’s hard to quantify social game, but someone else being willing to help you win immunity is a good look
#survivor46
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I’d say Jonathan is a force of nature but he might be stronger than a force of nature
#survivor
#survivor42
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I love the
#RHAP
community; that includes listeners, podcasters, & the podcast itself. Some of my best friends are from RHAP & I love interacting w/ a vast majority of the fan base. If you’re one of the cowards hiding behind an account to attack podcasters, you should be ashamed.
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Jesse is the best new
#Survivor
player since at least Tony in Cagayan and he might even be better
#Survivor43
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WHY IS THIS NOT ON THE SHOW?!
#Survivor43
#Survivor
. Do we really need a 30 minute challenge???!
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Getting married and being in a
#survivor
flashback in the same week is a flex
@maryanneoketch
#survivor46
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I'm a big fan of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris but I still haven't bought a hat or flag repping them since they're public servants, not a sports team.
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Can’t wait til Survivor 47: Sexually actively nerds vs. Cool Virgins
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WE WERE ROBBED OF YUL DOING THE FREAKIN’ ELEPHANT SURFACE AREA CHALLENGE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#Survivor
@robcesternino
@roundhoward
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Carter must be devastated that his record was broken tonight
#Survivor43
#survivor
@robcesternino
#RHAP
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#Survivor
you fucked up. Edge of Extinction is the worst thing ever done on the show and bringing it back for all winners, a returning player season that fans were actually excited for, ruins what could have been an epic season. I'm now more excited for s39 than 40 😡
@JeffProbst
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Xander should give the idol to Tiffany to play on Evvie. No chance Liana used the knowledge is power on Tiffany.
#Survivor
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I’m usually against insane twists on
#Survivor
, but tonight I hope they do a “two for one” special. Essentially anyone named Dan is automatically voted out and two jurors, we’ll call them Kellee and Jamal, get to re-enter the game with any idols they may have been voted out with.
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It took 20 years, but
@robcesternino
has gone from “Matt and eye” to “Matt and I” and I don’t think I like it
#rhap
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So sad to hear about the passing of Sunday Burquest. May her memory be a blessing 😢
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The first movie was just the tip of the iceberg
Okay, I realize Hollywood studios are shamelessly leaning into franchises, but James Cameron producing a “Titanic” sequel just seems weird and ill-advised. What’s the point? Where are the new ideas?
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Can’t wait to hear these two guys break down voicemails this week
@Lindenation
@robcesternino
#RHAP
#Survivor
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Fun fact: The only
#LeapDay
episode in
#Survivor
history was on 2/29/12. Matt “The Rooster” Quinlan was voted out of One World.
#TWISH
#RHAP
@robcesternino
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@russellhantz
You should be taking your hat off to
@SandraDTwine
aka the greatest
#Survivor
of all time. Unfortunately you can't because she burnt it.
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What are the best Tony words? I’m thinking comfort, numbers, mumment, bunker, Sondra.
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5th place in my latest
#Survivor
LRG wasn’t necessarily the goal but at least I got to hang out with
@Ciriesurvivor12
! Thank you
@bklyngeo
for hosting another amazing season of Survivor Brooklyn South!
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Tony now has 20 jury votes cast for him in his
#Survivor
career aka 10x more than Russell Hantz
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A GUATEMALA CONTESTANT NOT NAMED STEPH OR BOBBY JON WILL BE A 2 TIME PLAYER!!!!!!!!!
#Finally
@BriCorridan
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@kelleywentworth
@Rick_Devens
@lolly_alexandra
@outplaypuzzles
In unrelated news, Carson will be hosting Kelly Wiglesworth and Laura Alexander on instagram live at the exact same time
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Wendell has more phones than Russell has jury votes. Reported the loser and so should you!
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Danni: “I was on survivor: Guatemala”
Me: claps
Everyone else at the viewing party: doesn’t clap
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@Jomboy_
Too be fair, they did work really hard. Every game they had to make sure the garbage can was placed in just the right spot. The camera had to be pointed exactly at the batters box. The monitor had to be hooked up with all those wires. Cheating requires a lot of set up!
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@MereteVonDOE
@kahlerphilly
@JimBoggia
@CNN
This was the name of the spy agency on the show Archer which was also changed
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He’s doing it... for Monica!
@robcesternino
Syracuse QB Rex Culpepper threw his first TD pass since being declared cancer-free in 2018 👏
(via
@accnetwork
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#Survivor
needs to retire the knowledge is power. It’s so dumb but worked out in the best possible way tonight. No point in ruining its perfect record.
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Raise your hand if your Twitter account has NOT been suspended 🙋🏼♂️
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Biden, who Trump has mocked for wearing a mask, has tested negative.
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@CarsonGarrett_
The most incredible thing I learned this weekend is that Carolyn is actually Heidi in this video. I was shook.
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My mom started a sentence yesterday by saying "I was listening to rob and akiva need a podcast and..." I have never been more surprised in my life.
@robcesternino
@Keev26
#RAANAP
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Can’t remember the last time I was this disappointed to see someone get voted out yet SO impressed by how it happened! Maryanne did what she had to do, pulling off one of the best vote splits EVER in the process. 100% rooting for her to win next week.
#Survivor42
#Survivor
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It’s almost like the vaccine had something to do with this
BREAKING: For the THIRD day in a row, there were ZERO deaths due to Covid-19 yesterday in New York City, where over 90% of adults have been vaccinated.
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Nobody has ever summed up socks better than Dominic Cesternino: "I need some new ones sometimes."
@robcesternino
@NicoleCesWhat
#RHAP
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