Jordan A. Hill
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Video Editor/Animator/Designer for Universal Orlando Entertainment • Tiki Bars • Theme Parks • Cincinnati Chili Apologist • @clubmaydaybar • Views are my own.
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Now that we are open, I can finally say it. I am so, so, so unbelievably proud of this scene. Still pinching myself that I got to projection map the freakin Ghostbusters firehouse. Props to our entire video team for this one.
As someone decidedly unimpressed with the movie, I thought Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire made a surprisingly cool (excuse the pun) HHN house. The production and scale of it was fantastic, such as this moment - if you don’t mind
#HHN33
house “spoilers”
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the strict school principal in the g-rated comedy right before he gets pelted with a balloon full of baked beans
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my favorite thing about haunted mansion is how the ghost host implies we should hang ourselves but minutes later keeps us safe and sound by lowering the safety bar
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"Did you know the chamber entrances are red, white, and yellow to represent ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard? This ride used to be sponsored by McDonalds"
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if we all meet here tomorrow at 6pm we can reverse the storm
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The first in a series where I animate obscure animatronics.
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I can't chalk it up to bad luck or coincidence anymore. Theater audiences are consistently dogshit now.
I had to move rows during Furiousa tonight while the couple 2 seats to the left of us were using their phone flashlight to light their concessions to pick at them. 1/4
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You can't release a fantastic love letter to your animation studio and continue to delegitimize it at the same time
Live-action remakes for ‘FROZEN’, ‘TANGLED’ and ‘THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG’ are rumored to be in the works at Disney.
(Source: )
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You can credit casting all you want but the truth of the matter is we resurrected Robert Shaw for this
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I'd pay an upcharge to be hit by one of these at full speed
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The best part of DINOSAUR is when the iguanodon suddenly gains empathy and holds up a falling tree for us to pass under at the end of the ride.
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Disney+ is doing everything they can to avoid expanding the Star Tours lore. The transit service in Boba episode 5 should have been explicitly operated by Star Tours. An RX droid is not enough. ST fans are fighting for our lives out here.
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Does anyone else love this attraction or am I the oldest person on Twitter?
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not sure why everyone is surprised MCU stuff is so good when the guy behind it all owns this hat
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"i hope the parks open tomorrow, this is the last day of our trip"
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"If you can dream it, maybe you can do it later. We'll see." - Walt Disney
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BREAKING: A heavy gust of wind has just removed the mountain of artificial foliage from Tiana's Bayou Adventure
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My first exposure to themed entertainment was the Popeyes balconies
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The AK Indy re-do will be the same ride. The first scene will be Indy using the Dial of Destiny to take us back to the late cretaceous period.
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this is how i chose to spend part of my sunday. enjoy.
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huge turnout for ryan's dad's wedding
Crazy rope crowds for Splash Mountain on its final day of operation at Magic Kingdom
#SplashMountain
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The MCU is 100% at its best when it's willing to be weird and cosmic. I liked TFatWS just fine, but Loki and WandaVision are just in another league.
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dudes will literally base their whole personality around a 1980s theme park instead of seeing a therapist
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We take no pleasure in reporting that
@CrackerBarrel
has fallen.
A once family friendly establishment has caved to the mob.
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Hoping this ends up at Lakeland Antique Mall or something so I can use it as a centerpiece in my house
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America needs a thrill ride enthusiast at VP. Tim Walz will be the bridge. A flat ride in every home.
If you have fallen in love with Tim Walz yet, watch him and his daughter Hope at the Minnesota state fair
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BREAKING: The Chinese spy balloon has just landed in Orlando, FL!
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FINALLY the ghostbusters are gonna bust this mf
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One of my Christmas gifts was a clearly-bootleg LEGO set of the Muppet Theater. Despite some build issues and confusing instructions, I think it's still pretty neat.
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a dumb idea that popped into my head this morning that I had to make
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Part 7 in a series where I animate animatronics. I couldn't let
#MayThe4th
pass by without celebrating the best character in the franchise.
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Why was a modern version of this NOT made for the 50th I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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Hot take, maybe? I think the multi-verse stuff has irreparably damaged that franchise's storytelling
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We're gonna shoot this off in my backyard in 30 minutes to see what happens. Be there.
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The best part of ET Adventure, by a substantial margin, is when ET shows up, and Spielberg first acknowledges him with a simple (but firm) "Ah, ET."
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The worst part of this debate is that the election is still very much a coinflip because of your dumbest relatives
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The year is 2085. Harsh weather ravages the Earth as sea-level rise begins taking hold. The government collapses. Disneyland announces the return of the Main Street Electrical Parade.
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It's been a lot of hard work, and there's still more I wish I had time to do, but here's our 2021 Halloween projection show. I think personal projects are extremely important, so in the face of a difficult September, I'm glad I made a point to finish this. (Part 1 of 2!)
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I won
BREAKING: A heavy gust of wind has just removed the mountain of artificial foliage from Tiana's Bayou Adventure
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This chrome air hockey mallet is the most important piece that makes Dino Institute time travel possible
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Splash Mountain's legacy isn't the ride itself. It's the "z-z-z-z-z-zip zip" rap from the Disney special.
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Just pull the trigger and finally give it a shot. And DON'T put it on streaming. Primetime ABC.
So tired of these characters being neutered.
I’ve been saying this for awhile now, but if Disney wants to know what to do with The Muppets… it’s literally just make The Muppet Show.
Don’t modernize it. Don’t “set it in the 70s”. Just make a fun variety show with guests, skits, and music.
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It's shocking, but I get it. I hate the loss of quiet areas in such a busy park, but attendance on that island is... lackluster to say the least. The biggest loss with this is the body of water itself. There's virtually none left after this, and it takes a huge focal point away.
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The Uni/Disney debate is extremely silly once you realize they're both largely designed by the same people
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The best part of the 50th has been this specific cut in this specific commercial, which has managed to make me laugh every single time I've seen it.
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Part 2 in a series where I animate animatronics (I said obscure last time and people were UPSET).
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a recruiting call from... *gasp* the mouse? don't mind if I do. wish me luck, folks!
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Gotta be honest. This was the worst theme park restaurant I've ever been to lol
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Would it be weird to install one of these bad boys in my kitchen
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POV: You are a goose at Busch Gardens Williamsburg on March 30th 1999
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Stop criticizing the DJ himself and start criticizing the people who put him there instead. The dude did nothing wrong. Any of us would've taken that gig.
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confirmed to me this morning: Orlando drivers have no idea what a flashing red stoplight means
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I just legitimately cannot get in the brain of somebody who acts this way in this type of setting. It's actually alien to me. Completely unrelatable. You are a defective human if you do this kinda thing.
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Just watched a kid lick ALL OVER one of these in the Pirates queue. Watch your kids.
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Here it is. *THE* single most fun I have ever had working on anything, ever. This house is so fun, dudes. You're in for a treat.
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babe wake up, new bizarre coaster marketing stat just dropped
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After moving up a row I kept having to pivot my swiveling table to hide the fact that these pea-brained dipshits were watching TikToks during the film. It is nothing short of a miracle that the audio was off or so low I couldn't hear it. 2/4
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theme park fans when they see a far away tall building from inside a themed space
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You are allowed to shove anyone who says this is worse than what was there before it into a locker
A first look at the World Celebration Gardens area of EPCOT.
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where is the satuli canteen
“Wherever we go, this family is our fortress.”
Watch the brand-new teaser trailer for
#Avatar
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I think there's room for improvement down the line, but here is a first pass at Aku's effect which sets off all the lights and includes some fun blacklight stuff too.
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Avengers Campus Deadpool should absolutely acknowledge that he is a walk-around character in a theme park. Reference DCA and Disneyland all the time. Say that he can't curse around guests because there are children around.
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Aaaaand there's the money shot. We didn't get to the room until late last night so this is my first time seeing it in the day.
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Furries showing up to opening day of the new Zootopia show hoping the butt-ticklers remained intact.
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Part 4 in a series where I animate animatronics.
Push counts as an animatronic, right?
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disney be like "this endeavor is no longer profitable"
They made a real Hondo Ohnaka suit for the opening of Galaxy’s Edge and he’s beautiful.
I wish I could buy it.
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The commitment to this bit is genuinely impressive. Dude is killing it.
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Guests talking over the stretching room is one thing. A CM doing a standup routine call-and-response to the spiel? What are we doing here?
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Does anyone else remember when both Disney water parks were open at the same time or am I the oldest person on Twitter?
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hard to understate how massive of a W it is to have the theme park rights to Nintendo
Just announced! Experience many of your favorite video game characters like never before as you explore the interactive fun of SUPER NINTENDO WORLD™, opening 2025 at Universal Epic Universe.
#EpicUniverse
Learn more:
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Everyone on theme park twitter is fighting all the time and I think it would do everyone good to come drink in my basement and chill tf out
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I don't know if this is because we're in Orlando and people are so socially lax and discourteous while visiting, but I can hardly justify it anymore when I can't guarantee a good experience anymore. The price is one thing. The experience you get after paying it is another. 4/4
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Coaster enthusiast friends: Am I allowed to count this as a credit? Serious replies only.
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The phenomenon where people basically ignore the 2nd half of the Cosmic Rewind preshow to get close to the unload door is fascinating to me.
I think it's primarily a design issue -- that preshow is greulingly long. And on repeat visits, it is SUCH a slog to get through.
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