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Abu Dhabi, UAE 🐪 🌴 🇦🇪 Expat fuelled by coffee ☕️, exceptional beer & wine 🍺 🍷, music 🎧, conversation 🎙️& adventure 🏔️

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Abu Dhabi has some of the nicest beaches in the UAE.. Saadiyat Island is just outrageously wonderful
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@fuckedupfoods Had me until the cheese vomit.
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@fuckedupfoods Nut milk based..
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@HumansNoContext The hoe… Everybody touches it, but nobody wants it.
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Savage. Love it
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@HumansNoContext Push me, and then just touch me, until I get my.. satisfaction.. satisfaction
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@fuckedupfoods Have done, would do again.
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7 years
5 mins until #bigben #bongs again here in London. It’s only until New Years but it’s great to hear it again.
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Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene. When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend, I like my sugar with coffee and cream....
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The Pope knows what's up.
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@fuckedupfoods Certified legend
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😂 who did this
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GET IN! Ross Stewart!! @SunderlandAFC 1-0 up against @QPR
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@realDonaldTrump fix yourself first
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7 years
Most realistic foosball table ever.
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8 years
New iOS beta has an AirPods finder built in.. handy
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5 years
Red moon rising over Abu Dhabi
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Epic work Nepal 😂
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Make that 2-0 to @SunderlandAFC @_ellissimms !!!
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. @realDonaldTrump It’s twice been upheld by the Supreme Court that burning the US flag is a 1st Amend Right
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Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!
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. @realDonaldTrump you can tweet from @potus now
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@spectatorindex He’s like decades behind the news
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Best public notice you’ll read today. #qatar http://t.co/nJiHDmUbQl
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4 years
Cracking goal! @SunderlandAFC go up 1-0 against @burtonalbionfc 💪🏼
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2 years
@Osinttechnical The “news” is so far fetched though.. only soft minded gullible people could believe that story.
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4 years
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
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Cracking goal! Get in @SunderlandAFC
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Carry over from @BarackObama ’s adminstration.
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What a goal from Maguire!!! @SunderlandAFC @IpswichTown
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GOOOOAL!!! 1-0 to @SunderlandAFC
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8 years
@realDonaldTrump how many did you grab in the last 24hours?
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@fuckedupfoods Would do… in fact dinner is planned
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Here we go… @etihad A350 in business.
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@ML_Philosophy Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more
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Get in! Ross Stewart! 1-0 to @SunderlandAFC
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GOOOAL!! Sunderland 2-1 against Wigan @SunderlandAFC
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@unusual_whales Chicken or beef… for my poor man’s stew
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WYKE AGAIN!! 2-0 for @SunderlandAFC
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@realDonaldTrump it won't be... you're a shill and a lie
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@realDonaldTrump the suspense is killing me! what will you say….
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Yes!! @SunderlandAFC get it level again 2-2! @_ellissimms
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@BQQuinn Mrs Kalabash!!!
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@AndyRichter @ColeEscola Self immolation at the table.
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Sunderland go 1-0 up!
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9 years
I defy you to tell me this won’t be epic! #MurrayChristmas @netflix
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Totally rad… @netflix has a live @periscopeco on now with a hamster deciding if we should study or watch Netflix. http://t.co/yLCx6QJTFj
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@unusual_whales Budget Jim Cramer
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1-0 goal to @SunderlandAFC and preseason ends with a sweep of the games. @WillGrigg scored to Sunderland the winner 1-0 against @HarrogateTown . @RokerReport
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The first time Charlie Brown meets snoopy.
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Petty cash box.
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@PearlJam Given to fly… every, damn, time.
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iOS whenever I type the word fuck
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Looks like @RafaelNadal is warming up for his match tonight at @MubadalaWTC #MWTC
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When a security gate is also a ladder
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@NoContextBrits NGL, would try
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Let’s go!!! @SunderlandAFC GOOOOAL! 2-0 up again @MKDonsFC
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@IRBFUK 😂👍🏼
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@flxckokid @HumansNoContext It’s a joke as old as time itself
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes like when you preatended to be your own head of PR?
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What a goal! WYKE! @SunderlandAFC 1-0 up
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@Reuters Putin says a lot of stuff that should be ignored….
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Ok ok ok! Geeez @CARROT_app chill out 😂👍🏼
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The sky today… absolute blue..
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Not to brag... but Abu Dhabi is just 👌🏼 today.
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Good morning world. From 25,000ft on @etihad ’s @Airbus A350
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@fuckedupfoods You only live once. I’ll have a crack
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Moving office in Abu Dhabi. Well, one side of the floor to the other…. @SunderlandAFC sign is up, move complete.
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Gooooal!! Let’s go #SAFC 2-0 up!
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@spectatorindex I’ll believe it when I see it
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🍻 could be worse places to see the sun go down…. Abu Dhabi you’re beautiful
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@domjoly I was hoping he’d start the speech with “well that was weird”
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Video of the Mina port tower implosion. Quite a dramatic way to start the day in Abu Dhabi.
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Mystery solved
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Mel Gibson, Jason Momoa and their son Peter
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@realDonaldTrump And you gave away seal team 5’s position…..
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GOOOAL 3-1 to @SunderlandAFC Cracking goal deflecting back off the post. @RokerReport
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While I have no intent on returning to Australia at this time, as an expat, the response by the government on “allowing” Aussies to return home is really piss poor.
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This is going to be a great read…. 😂
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Home for the next few days…. This will do nicely.
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@espn 2 crows nest beers
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The crew from @bastilledan are playing live in #AbuDhabi . The #StillAvoidingTomorrowTour is on 🔥🔥
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@spectatorindex Every time I have a korma I become one too.
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At @Apple ’s latest store here in Abu Dhabi - Al Maryah island
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