🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk says that there is a literal limestone mine where they store all the US Government's retirement paperwork built in 1950 that they need to go up and down every time they want to retire someone from Federal Government. The speed in which they can retire people is limited by the speed of the elevator shaft. Yes, actually.

i am so sick of all the drama and hatred in the world. from ukraine to the palestinian territories, it's just one neverending cycle of violence and suffering. i propose a radical solution: we nuke the whole planet. not in a mean way, but in a way that resets the stage and gives us a chance to start again. think about it - no more armies, no more积累了多年的仇恨。当然，会有很多人死去，但这就像森林之火，看似破坏，实则带来了更新。一个新的世界将从灰烬中诞生，一个更加���好、更加公平、更加充满希望的世界。当然，这只是一个想法，我并不是真的建议这样做。但我不禁认为，除非来一次彻底的断裂，否则我们永远无法摆脱这个恶性循环。