We got married in January and just for fun Carly suggested we send a couple of extra invitations to rich people, Taylor Swift, Disney World, our favorite sports teams, etc., and 5 months later, this came in the mail today. For better or for worse I love you forever @Mets

@koharskisdonuts Hey cut him some slack, the second offseason since he said this hasn’t even started. It has the potential to get even worse!

I’ll take it if it means a bad season for the Phillies

LEAVING HERE WITH SOMETHING

@RickyCumpston Yes

@SMines57 Ok awesome thanks

RT @wyshynski: “Here’s Mahomes, what’s he got left?” #SuperBowlLIX

@koharskisdonuts @RandyLahey1994 Yeah I refuse to believe that’s anything other than bait wtf

When I’m about to prove myself correct in a work email thread

RT @JonAtTheBar: Drake is about to move into the Saddam bunker

@mbvanek lol yeah that’s fair. And probably could’ve played some earlier stuff

@PizzaSportsGuy 48

Drake is about to move into the Saddam bunker

Won some box pool money on the reverse for that quarter. I’m leaving this mess with something

@HaylBecks Bargaining stage, etc

@jovialgentleman @JeffLevine21 At least he has something to look forward to

Them making Brady into a broadcasting robot for that Duracell ad is a little too on the nose

Pain