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Study.... stu.... st.... s.... sl.... slee.... sleeping
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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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Dear sleep,
I'm sorry we broke up this morning.
I want you back.
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That moment of disappointment when you can't find the answer to your homework on Google.
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I wish I could record my dreams, and watch them later.
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When I say "there is nothing to eat" I mean there is nothing I like.
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That annoying moment when you can't find the long side of your blanket.
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I wish I could record my dreams, and watch them later.
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes, and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
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If one teacher can't teach every subject, why do the students have to learn them all?
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That one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.
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The awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name.
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That annoying person that gets good grades, but doesn't study much.
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The best feeling in the world?
Waking up in the middle of the night knowing you have a couple more hours to sleep.
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Admit it. You love the songs that describe exactly what you are feeling.
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That one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.
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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
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When I don’t have money, I want to buy everything I see. When I do have money, I don’t know what to buy.
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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I wish I could record my dreams, and watch them later.
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That embarrassing moment when you realize, that person wasn't waving at you.
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"My memory is so bad."
"How bad is it?"
"How bad is what?"
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Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.
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That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.
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That awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name.
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Parents always see us "taking a break" but they never see us studying.
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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
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Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve. Sincerely, students.
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Writing "etc" on a test because you don't remember any more examples.
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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
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That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.
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[teacher] Why are you late to class?
[student] You're lucky I came to school.
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Dear food.
Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes, and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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That annoying moment when you can't find the long side of your blanket.
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Sometimes the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
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That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
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I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together.
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That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
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In the morning, there is a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:10.
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When I say "there is nothing to eat" I mean there is nothing I like.
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That one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.
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Dear food. Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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I don't need a stable relationship, I need a stable internet connection.
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes, and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
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People aren't afraid of saying "I love you".
They are afraid of hearing the response.
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I wish I could record my dreams, and watch them later.
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That awkward moment when you have 3 minutes left for your exam, and suddenly you remember everything.
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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
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When I say "there is nothing to eat" I mean there is nothing I like.
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3 big lies.
1. I love you.
2. I'm fine.
3. That was my last piece of gum.
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That annoying moment when you can't find the long side of your blanket.
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If one teacher can't teach every subject, why do the students have to learn them all?
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That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones, because you think someone keeps talking to you.
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I don't need a stable relationship, I need a stable internet connection.
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Never apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real.
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When you are right, no one remembers.
When you are wrong, no one forgets.
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2012 - People dance to Gangam Style
2017 - Despacito
2019 - Baby Shark
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Money does not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a sport car than on a bicycle.
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That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
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Dear sneeze: If you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face, leaving it at that. Sincerely, I look like an idiot.
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I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test.
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I stay up late every night.
Regret it in the morning.
The next day I do it all over again.
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This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday tuuuuuuuuesday weeeeeednesday thuuuursday friday weekend
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The awkward moment when everyone is talking during the class but the teacher only hears your voice.
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In the morning, there is a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:10.
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Dear radio stations. You do realize there is more than just 10 songs in the world, right?
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Parents always see us "taking a break" but they never see us studying.
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Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
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I wish I could record my dreams, and watch them later.
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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
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It's better to be happy alone than unhappy with someone.
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Money does not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a sport car than on a bicycle.
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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
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Shutting down the computer and then 10 minutes later realizing you need it again.
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When I don’t have money, I want to buy everything I see. When I do have money, I don’t know what to buy.
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Don't count the number of friends you have, but the number of friends you can count on.
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