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Does this picture make it look as if Taylor Swift is about to unleash a lethal left-arm wrist-spinner? Or do I just have a one-track mind?
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People's asking how he is not aging, the answer is simple really. When you don't use any expressions at all, you don't get wrinkles or any kind of lines.
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If England are bad at test cricket, blame IPL
If Faulkner and PCB have a fight, blame IPL
49 problems one solution, IPL.
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Lost the most prestigious trophy to mistakes and contentious rules and still did not cry. Greatest ever 👍🏻
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A country seeped in rot of religion can never expand its horizon beyond it.
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"Rabada strikes again, India lose another. Surya gone for a duck. Agony agony for India, ecstasy ecstasy for South Africa. India 10-3"
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I see two beautiful people and one ugly mindset.
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Congratulations on a wonderful career Ross Taylor 👏
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2-33 from 10 in world cup semi final
Sehwag: 380 runs
Sachin: 482 runs
Gambhir: 393 runs
Yuvraj: 362 runs & 15 wickets
Kohli: 282 runs
Dhoni: 241 runs
Raina: 34* vs AUS & 36 vs PAK
Zaheer: 21 wickets
Munaf: 11 wickets
Harbhajan: 9 wickets
Ashwin: 2/41 vs WI & 2/52 vs AUS
India in 2011 WC - complete team effort.
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Important note to all franchises to never pick Yusuf or Harbhajan as coach, captain or mentor.
Yusuf Pathan and Harbhajan Singh on Liam Livingstone, "If we were coach, captain or mentor of Punjab Kings we will never pick him again".
This came after visuals of him smiling after being bowled were shown on the screen.
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Next time when Bumrah and Yuvraj meet for coffee:
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Twitter is a place where Bpria has a verified tick but a gem like Ian Bishop doesn't. Life in a nutshell.
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Hardick has achieved the rare distinction of being hated by own team as well as opposition team.
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I am not feeling terrible as a fan tbh, I am feeling terrible for the players. They have played brilliant cricket throughout the tournament, been a brilliant team.
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Fixed the commentary
𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗛! 🔥 🔥
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗔𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸! ⚡️ ⚡️
Take A Bow! 🙌 🙌
28 needed off 5 balls & he has taken
@KKRiders
home & how! 💪 💪
Those reactions say it ALL! ☺️ 🤗
Scorecard ▶️
#TATAIPL
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@rinkusingh235
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You bat, you bowl and still don't cross the finishing line. Pain.
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We don't need gloves
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People who don't watch test cricket will look at eventual wicket ball but look at those set up slower balls. Just brilliant.
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If India can't defend 399, then entire team barring Bumrah and Jaiswal should pack their bags and go home.
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Indians will build temple for Steyn if Umran Malik goes on to have gun career for India.
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When Lord Shardul Thakur was born, the doctor was the one that cried and Lord patted him on the back.
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If only Afghanistan had caught their catches against Maxwell
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The Queen herself has spoken from hell
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Rishabh Pant is athletic, takes some blinders, works hard on his fitness. And yet people say he is unfit because of his body structure.
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This guy will throw shade at Kohli? Think it through people.
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KL Rahul has potential to play like Buttler but chooses to play like Kane
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Captain ko dekhke trigger nahi huye?
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Jalbhajan watching Ash Anna take bucket load of wickets
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Don't worry guys, our death bowling is secure with Virat Bowli
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Here we go again
NEWS 🚨- BCCI announces All-India Senior Men Selection Committee appointments.
Mr Chetan Sharma recommended for the role of Chairman of the senior men’s selection committee.
More details 👇👇
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You joined twitter.
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You didn’t understand.
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Forgot about it for years.
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Came back randomly one day.
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You got addicted.
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If you come after one of us, all 11 of us will come right back at you
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Out for 99, Sophie Devine has shown the true meaning of being a team player. No slowing down while getting near the first ever wpl 100.
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Man, Steve Smith has so much time while playing the ball. He can come to India, watch Kashmir Files, write a review, go back to Lahore and still play the ball under his eyes.
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Hesson dragging Faf Du Plessis to play today's game vs CSK
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Champion of Spirit of the Game Mr Clouderson 👏🏻
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Virat misses his dad, that's why he is ensuring that his kids don't miss theirs. Surely people can relate to the feeling atleast.
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No offense but Rishabh Pant going live randomly and chatting with fans is the best thing ever by a cricketer. Love that guy.
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England will be forever in debt of this man.
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This guy didn't pile a mountain of runs to be ignored with recency bias.
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Has to be a top moment in any sport let alone cricket. Gabriel apologized soon after.
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All you need to know about Kane Williamson is here.
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Legal trophies won by England after 2010
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An former aspiring CA like Venky Iyer knows how to handle rich tax payers like Ambani
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Evergreen
3 games, 3 losses - very tough to see this
@DelhiCapitals
- not enough intent with the bat and execution lacking in some areas in the field - we have the belief in this bunch - let’s regroup and start fresh from Tuesday - I believe in this team. Come on Delhi!
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How Cummins will handle Prithvi Shaw/Shubhman Gill:
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The first instance of run out at non striker's end in first class cricket was by Thomas Barker. Should we rename it from Mankading to Barking?
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RCB fans after Hong Kongs's 38 allout
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According to few people, 49 percent of Kohli's brain is controlled by Anushka, 36 percent by AB De Villiers and rest by his family, Gardner, Cook, Driver etc.
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Rayudu walking in at 5-3 is ICT fans' multiverse of madness.
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Kids should be playing in parks without fear. They shouldn't have to demand justice when they don't even know what's happening. A country in trenches.
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India in home tests
- Bowl opposition out for low score
- Send couple of tailenders in top order to inflate opposition morale
- Send batters in lower order to deflate their morale, like bursting a balloon, send Umbrose and BradShami to pinch hit
- Bowl them out again and win.
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KL Rahul bro is going through some tough times and the whole country is against him. Dearly hope he gets through this.
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"uss time thodi na pataa tha mahi bhai aur mai ek jaisi harkat karenge, dream big Dream11"
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One cheat code that could have decimated all of Australia's carefully thought out plans.
only seeing him back on to the cricket field can heal me.
rishabh pant in whites is my fav cricketing genre
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Kohli celebrations and energy elevate the game watching experience, whether you like it or not. Every wicket seems 10 times the event it actually is. Atleast he doesn't wear a facade of humility.
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Some people (including some of his fans) blamed her for his failures. Today we thank Bhabhiji for one of the greatest innings ever.
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Biggest legends in the game to fail yoyo test
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Elgar said this was his world cup. Both teams heard it and decided to bring out their best KO performance.
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What does Delhi capitals mean? Jindal sir explained in 2018.
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Imagine the setback to the development of the team if India had gone back to Rahane-Pujara as some were suggesting. The bigger challenge though is going to be the transition in the bowling lineup.
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Kohli's IPL form and international form never seem to correlate. He always has done well in internationals and especially in Australia which has bounce. Hopefully selectors aren't dumb enough to drop him.
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No Pandya, no fielding on boundary line, safe knee.
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Everyone is smiling and laughing and having a good time. Except the usual suspect.
Winning celebration of the Indian team after the first T20 against South Africa.
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Honestly, how much worse could Jagadeesan or Ruturaj do than Jadhav?
If nepotism exists anywhere in cricket then it has to be CSK.
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Star sports and others didn't celebrate the legacy of this Sharma after what he did for India in test cricket. Always use the same Rohit, Kohli and Dhoni for milking engagement.
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Shubhman Gill plays ODI knocks whether it's t20s, ODIs or test cricket.
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Posting this once in case people don't know what effect getting covid had on Varun C and the jokes stop.
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"Now I become God, the destroyer of Popes."
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How Thakur handled Cummins in this innings:
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Congratulations to Pat Cummins and his Australia for winning a series in their first tour of Pakistan after 24 years.
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Btw absolutely didn't like that gandu owner who jumped on Perry.
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If this was pre social media era, Pujara would be a legend for his BGT heroics alone. For a guy who has played a role in overseas wins, he gets far too much disrespect especially in this bowling era.
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Kohli's hunger is finished because his new found love for his family. Before that he hated each one of them which helped him to churn out 100s. Dont tell me that bio bubble, bowling era in tests and the long break affected his form. Also let's not check his T20i and odi stats.
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All this for saving two runs and he is still smiling. Man of steel.
#WATCH
: Hear Kiwi cricketer Kane Williamson's first comments as he touches down in NZ, after a knee injury cut short his
@IPL
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@AlexChapmanNZ
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You look at Suryakumar Yadav's body language and you get the feel he is a veteran of 100 games. You look at KL's body language and you get the feeling he is making his debut.
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Stepped up vs USA
Stepped up vs Aus
Stepped up vs England
Ekach dada, Surya vaada
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All I want is for SKY to have a great world cup campaign. Otherwise we all know what kind of narratives Indians will run if he fails.
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Guys be watching WWE and tv shows and call IPL fixed.
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Daily reminder that Bairstow was on the same plane as Viv Richards and AB De Villiers after a few knocks in home summer as per Sir Mark Nicholas.
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BCCI social Cricket Australia
media social media
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