Josephine🦅
@JojoNitq_
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I can help you promote ,influence , engage your brand , product music and make your brand visible to the right audience ,DM is open for business
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined September 2020
Don't let yesterday's regrets dictate today's possibilities. Focus on growth, and forge a brighter tomorrow.
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Restaurant bills are designed to be paid by men ,that is why is called men-u.
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Can you accept a job offer that will keep you away from your family for 5years but pay you 2million monthly🤔.
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After dating for 8 good years, then you got married and you are going for honeymoon to do what exactly?.🙄🙄.
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Take care of your health, doctors are now busy on tiktok.🤷♀️.
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Dating a Yahoo boy currently now is like using a LION as ur pet. it might Wake up one morning n use u for breakfast. Becareful.
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back in secondry school which subject can you write the exam without reading or preparing ?😂.
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single people who live alone, who takes care of you when you are ill?.
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So i ended my relationship today because my boyfriend has refused to support @PeterObi,i can't be dating a dummy.
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This guy asked for my number and I joking said I don't have a phone ,he really stepped in his Benz and pulled out an Iphone 14 pro max for me now 😂😂 I'm so shocked 😳.
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So my friend was denied a well paying Job today because she had a leg chain on ,what has a leg chain got to do with acquiring a job😣.
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Football keeps men together. Cartoon keeps Children together. Ladies what keeps us together 🙄.
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Men with one girlfriend may you become Billionaires this year.
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1 Million Naira to stay indoors on Christmas day,are you in?.
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Having sex in the night when sperm cells are sleeping prevent pregnancy.
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My ex didn't just broke up with me he invited me to his wedding and gave me a seat on the high table😭.
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I asked this guy for 100k baba sent 20k I added 5k and sent it back to him ,some guys self 😂😂.
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don't suffer with any man ,if he dosen't have money leave him!!.
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After 5years Abroad he want his wife to swear an oath that she didn't sleep with any man,what your take on this.
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What is the most profitable business in Nigeria right now self😟.
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Pls will 25k be okay for both Traditional and white wedding? Minus dj cos I have MP3.
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I entered Keke today and this guy was asking for my number,I just blocked my ears,How can you be asking for my number inside Keke??🙄🙄.
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Are you matured enough to leave a wedding ceremony without eating?.
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Marrying a lady with children does not mean you are a fool. A fool is the biological father that ran away from his responsibility.
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What was the craziest spelling you ever forgot in an exam hall🙄.
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Bank manager in Nigeria or gate man in USA choose wisely.🤔.
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A man cancelled his wedding that was supposed to take place in December 2022 . because the bride to be commented yes on facebook that she can cheat on the husband for 1Million naira . someone that knows her screen shot it and showed the guy. was the man's action right?.
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I just asked my 1 year old brother what he want for his birthday ,and he said "I don't want toys,I want a great Nigeria where laws are enforced without being flouted with inpunity and a nation which is governed by competent individuals. I cried he is so smart 😭.
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Some men date slay queens, leave dem and marry sister Mary. Then leave sister Mary at home to chase slay Queens again. What do Men really want? 😩.
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House is burning, you are permitted to save only one thing.1. Certificate.2. 10Million USD.3. Bible/Quran.
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The way girls bath together in the same bathroom.Do you guys do it too?.
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Nobody loves you like your Grandmother from your mother's side.
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A friend called me & said she needed me to transfer ₦200 to her so she can withdraw 1k. Her bank deducted her money to ₦850. I felt sending ₦200 was too small,So I sent 2k. She called me & said I should've sent ₦2200 so she can withdraw 3k. 🤣🤣.
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Do you guys remember we used to give visitors photo album for entertainment ?😂.
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A boyfriend that is an addict in sport betting or a boyfriend that is an addict in drug taking ,who would you rather be with?.
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Men will be heartbroken and still watch football with a happy face ,😳.
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10M naira can not change your life na poverty they make u see am as big money.
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Before WhatsApp had statues we used to put people on our profile picture on their birthday day 😭.
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After two 2 Month of talking I told this guy yesterday I wasn't ready for relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one ",And then he blocked me ,No effort no pressure applied I'm devastated 😭.
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If you ask your guy for 10k and he gives you his ATM card and you found out that his balance is 12k how much will you withdraw ?.
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Back in secondry school what took you to the principal office?😂.
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My Pregnant friend ask for divorce after her husband buys his mother a car .she said "I can't be carrying your baby and walking with my legs while your mom drives a car".What your opinion?.
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Can you forgive your partner if he/she accidentally had sex with your best friend 🤔.
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Is it wrong to send a guy DM and ask him to be your boyfriend 😭.
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Men what's the most expensive gift a woman has ever given you ?.
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Who can show up at your house unannounced and is always welcome?.
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If your boyfriend allows you take alchol and smokes he doesn't see a future with you.
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Will you rather win 10M naira or allow your best friend win 100M naira?.
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I slept with 500 in my pocket but wen I woke up its remaining 200 .Pls dont tell me i paid for the pepper soup I ate in my dream😳🙆♀️.
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If a guy earns 300k per month he doesn't deserve a relationship.
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Mercy paid your school fees from starting to the end and Faith gives you Job, as a good guy who will you marry 🙄.
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If Virginity is the pride of a woman what is the pride of a man🤔.
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Omo! My mum doesn't even know what emojis are used for ,what is "thank you my daughter 🤡🤡".
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7 days without brushing your teeth for 10million ? Can you?.
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Answer this question without using ,Yes ,ya,yep, yeah, Absolutely,Hmm,ofcos,.Definitely. Do you need money ?.
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A man who cannot pay for your transport fare cannot take care of you!!.
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Having sex at night when sperm cells are sleeping prevent you from getting pregnant.
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I have a date with a guy this weekend and he asked me what my budget was so he could pick a nice restaurant for us . Budget? Am. Am I paying for my meal?.
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My Friends wedding that was supposed to take place by december was called off today, her Fiancé discovered she visited her ex boyfriend after their engagement,she said it was just a friendly visitation 😭.
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If you become very rich today who is the first person you will spoil with your money?.
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If your brother is married and still takes care of you and your parent respect his wife she is s good woman!.
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Do guys ever advice each other like, bro don't cheat on her, she loves you 😭.
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You carried your neighbours baby for a walk ,you met a long time friend who taught the baby is yours and gave the baby 40k . Who get the money baby or you?.
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As a man ,your girls hair ,nail and lashes should be included on your monthly budget .
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Being rich is not what you have in your bank account is what you have in your mind.
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I asked my mom if I was adopted she laughed and said "why would we choose you" 💔😭.
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I don't know who need to see this but a kidney is now 152million.
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As a married man with kids,who should be your next of kin? .Your wife or your child?.
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You entered a resturant you noticed your partner on a date do you confront them or you pass ?.
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