Your Gay Uncle John
@JohntheCraptist
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gay & tired & always in need of a haircut
Joined October 2009
A little late (as usual) but wrote abt #AmericanLife20, Madonna's torched "American Life" video (the greatest polemic she's ever done), the Bush-era 2000s & why we live in heII. S*bst*ck is a curse word here now bc you know who is a giant infant, but the l¡nk is in my b¡0!
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@cuntyduck1 all those unreleased 'American Life' demos are *chefs kiss* "The Game"? Baby that's ART
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@_uncoolniece @boneysoups That closing monologue when she’s putting the extra blanket on her bed & talking abt how “seasons change & so do cities” or whatever she says is truly one of THE “believe it or not this was written before 9/11 even happened” all-timers
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RT @iproposethis: If the fire were only in the hills of Palisades Highlands or Billionaire Beach, we might be able to have this discussion…
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Important reminder that anything can become a gender-neutral bathroom if a few ppl gather to piss on it, and that includes graves🥰
Singer Anita Bryant, an Anti-Gay rights crusader, has died at the age of 84.
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You literally hike along and under power lines on the Runyon Canyon trail but ok
My neighbor saw a small fire start at 5:35 above our house in Hollywood Hills on the Runyon Canyon hiking trail. I asked him what he thought of it in the moment, “Arson. There’s no power lines up there. Someone started it intentionally.”
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@tierralamour_ my friend ordered 5 grapefruit & dude brought 5 5-lb BAGS of grapefruit. She was 2 wks post partum & just burst into tears briefly worked for Instacart myself, every straight man I worked with was a full moron who acted like he’d been asked to build a space shuttle from scratch
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The fact that so many of you don’t believe that’s actually Elon behind that alt acct is the greatest proof yet of my unified theory of this app which is that all of you are exceptionally stupid
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Oh you don’t say why in all of the readings of all of the evidence from his entire decade in politics I just never would have even considered that this could even possibly be the reason!!! Where in the absolute unabridged FUQ has everyone been for the past 10 yrs
I've been trying to figure out why Trump has been saying crazy things about invading other countries. I sure hope I'm wrong about my last theory: that Trump is a traitor.
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Death penalty
Not enough talk about how Matt Gaetz was making them fly Spirit Airlines
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Yellowstone is truly the dumbest show I’ve ever watched &I loved every min of it bc I love camp, but its incompetence truly cannot be overstated, & Sheridan & his fanboys being butthurt his silly right-wing propaganda show never wins any Emmys will never not be funny
I still can’t believe YELLOWSTONE ended with them avoiding the estate tax by selling their precious ranch to the Indians for a dollar. The writers had years to think of how to wrap up “The Story Of The Ranch” and this is what they came up with!!! Offensive. Insulting.
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@ignacio_san1 @bendreyfuss Especially when the someone recently thrown over said cliff is the fkng scandal-plagued attorney general of the state wrapped in a gd carpet Truly the dumbest show ever aired I loved every minute of it
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RT @bsfarrington: I’m at a cancer treatment center getting my 27th dose of radiation. My doctor recommends 35. @UHC refuses to pay for more…
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@teamnoputt @SaysSimonson I started flying alone between mom and dads at age 5 (boomer parenting at its best!) and SEVERAL times had to sit in the smoking section due to availability. A 5-yr-old! In smoking!
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@SaysSimonson Kid whose mom smoked indoors till I was 12 here & YES & it also stained everything over time My mom’s friend told her to repaint this white shelf we had after she quit to see the contrast. It was so stark she had the whole house painted. Thing looked legit YELLOW by comparison
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