Johnnyfa
@Johnnyfa6
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29 shitposter. I post terribly immature thoughts and pictures of my penis
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Which magic school bus ep was this?
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Fun fact. If you’re color blind, you won’t be able to see the secret message written. Press the retweet button if you can see it, press the like button if you hate God and want mom to know
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@JaneOst_
Fuck. I’ll debate you in a minute but first my mom is getting robbed and the robbers are texting me
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The level of goofiness of a heist should be allowed for sentencing leniency.
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POV: I’m your wife
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Guys I found this at my girl’s place. Should I be concerned I’m not enough for her?
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I don’t ask for much. All I want is to see all of my favorite moots nude
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For those asking for an update:
- Jaiden decided to go back to school today. With his patch will in place. He said he'd do a sit-in if necessary to protest.
- Two law firms have stepped forward to assist as necessary to fight the viewpoint discrimination.
- Lots of media
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Went on a date tonight and this girl both described and acted out an entire episode of Mr. Bean
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Me after jerking off for 2 straight hours: "Why don't I have any hobbies?"
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There should be more holidays where you just eat food and that’s it.
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Babe lets cook together in the cum kitchen
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Need a kitschy shirt letting the world know I love breasts. Reply to this tweet with a tacky shirt or your bare breasts
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Ngl I cooked here
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What the hell is a “Cousin Walk” Is everyone fucking and sucking their cousins but me?
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I don’t fuck people from New Jersey out of both principle and respect
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Reminder that this guy follows me on twitter and likely enjoys looking at the photocopies of my dick and balls
ESPN just gave a HUGE new contract to their "NFL analyst" Mina Kimes.
Kimes has never played a down of football in her life, yet she will be paid $1.7 million a year to talk about it on woke ESPN.
ESPN is no longer about sports, it's about promoting equity among the genders!
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This is Michelangelo’s Moses sculpture. The blue arrow points to a small muscle that only flexes when you’re jerking off a big fat cock. Truly proving his expertise as an artist
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Blowing my load in the robo toaster while maintaining eye contact with my doctor better be covered by my insurance
🔔 | Sperm 'extraction machine' invented for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals
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Don’t try to relate to me, you have no idea what it’s like walking around with a dick this big
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I’m actually pretty stoked I don’t have cancer. Having to wait 2 weeks to find that out was rough.
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Why do girls say “I really have to pee” and then refuse to wake up, get out of bed, and pee for like 30 minutes
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Twitter just emailed me about moving over to work with them and I shit you not they’re calling themselves “X, the moonshot company”. Also they didn’t even bother to fill in their template with the company I work at.
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