not Johnny Manziel (parody)
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They call me Johnny Fuckin’ Football (parody) #MoneyMan
Joined September 2013
Cooper DeJean leaving New Orleans as a Super Bowl champion
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my dad at 31 - “I might build a new house and buy a boat” me at 31 - “if the national anthem doesn’t go over 120.5 seconds for the Super Bowl I’ll never financially recover”
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Did the NFL media make this score bug in Microsoft Paint?
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Nobody has slept less than this guy this football season
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Patrick Mahomes greeting Josh Allen and the Bills after beating the Ravens
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How drunk was the New York Giants General Manager when he decided Saquon Barkley wasn’t worth extending?
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Vikings fans after watching their team go 14-3 during the regular season just to get embarrassed in the first round of playoffs
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J.J. McCarthy when he sees Sam Darnold at the Vikings facility tomorrow:
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Me on Thanksgiving when I see the pies come out after eating my bodyweight in turkey, sweet potatoes and casseroles
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I saw a headline that said “27 year old vs 58 year old” and thought Urban Meyer got in trouble at the bar again
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How ass is the Netflix stream for Paul vs Tyson?
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I’m not a technician or whatever, but I know I spend too much money on my internet for this lagging bullshit @netflix
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Today will always be one of the most important days in America. Futures are decided by a day like today. I just hope the team I’m rooting for gets what they deserve. Man, the NFL trade deadline is stressful!
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You just know Joe Buck and Troy Aikman share a hotel room when they travel together for football games
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Holy shit you know this guy has been yelling at his TV for the last 30-minutes. Neighbors probably called the cops on him but he wouldn’t come out until this game was over. Have to admire dedication of holding out the bet
ALABAMA IS THE LAST LEG TO PAY $117.8K ‼️ Alabama ML is currently -2100 at halftime 🤯 (via @wiley77)
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Christian McCaffrey rehabbing in Germany
And to top it off, 49ers RB Christian McCaffrey is seeing a specialist in Germany regarding his Achilles tendinitis.
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Every American after watching tonight’s presidential debate
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Hannibal Lecter, people eating cats, steroids. So many great points being made between our two presidential candidates
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