idc how much $ i make i could never date a rich girl who thinks going to nobu on a weekday is a casual night out when i grew up thinking olive garden was the definition of fine dining
got stopped by a group of girls at the airport for a selfie and i asked if they were at my show and they go “u do music?? we just know u from that tiktok” 😭😭 please kill me now
hey guys doing drugs isn’t cool.
u know what is cool? filing ur individual income tax return by midnight to meet the IRS approved deadline to avoid any future penalties
-John Summit, CPA
flight attendant: r u ready and able to assist in the event of an emergency?
me sitting in the exit row drunk off 5 beers, a qb and 0 hours of sleep: yes
not this old hag sitting next to me on my flight asking what i do for a living and when i said dj she responded “always good to try things when ur young before getting a real job” 😭😭
told a girl i was a leo at the club last night and she goes “oh so ur a greedy sociopathic narcissist” nah bitch that’s just means i was born in july relax 💀
couldn’t help but cry my eyes out on stage last night.. goin from being a dumb accountant from the chicago suburbs to headlining a festival in my hometown was such a dream come true i am forever grateful for this crazy life i live 😭❤️
slytherins are coke addicted techno snobs
hufflepuffs are basshead stoners
ravenclaws listen to indie electronica and only spin on vinyl
gryffindors love beer pong & illenium
comfort in chaos, my debut album, out july 12
my most vulnerable work to date.. i’ve put my heart and soul into this & after years in the making i can’t wait to finally share it w u all 🧘♂️