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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 months
@Safeway I just pulled a skimmer off my self-check out machine at the Georgetown Safeway on Wisconsin Ave NW in DC. The store just underwent a massive renovation to overhaul their security. The employees didn’t even say “thank you”. Be vigilant! @alanhenney
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 months
@ReporterJoseph @alanhenney @Safeway Your dms are closed to non-verified accounts. Mine inbox is up
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
I’ve never aspired to more.
@RadziwillLee
Lee Radziwill
6 years
Helen Gurley Brown was everything and more.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 months
Washingtonians are looking out for one another! Please report to @DCPoliceDept if you find a skimmer while shopping.
@alanhenney
Alan Henney
6 months
SKIMMER DEVICE FOUND--- 7-Eleven at 3433 Connecticut Ave NW. It was just found. Police are on the scene investigating. #DCCrime #ClevelandParkDC
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
No word excites the human body like the word “Birkin”.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
Only trust men who wear Cartier.
@RadziwillLee
Lee Radziwill
6 years
A gold Rolex says your money is so new, it hasn't even been laundered yet. #LifeLessonsWithLee
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
Is spring break really happening? Because this is currently how I feel:
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
The most passive-aggressive thing a person can do is reply “maybe” on an evite.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
4 months
All of @RAM_Maroc ’s phone lines will disconnect if you attempt to call them. They have meddled with flights causing passengers to miss connections to the USA. They are offering no support, no compensation, and refuse to take responsibility for their actions. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
I’ve been surviving off ten year old ritz crackers that have a mothball aftertaste and stockpiled pink champagne.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
4 months
@royalairmarcuk @royalairmarocuk @RAM_Maroc you must give refunds to passengers for flights flights they need to rebook so they can make their connections. Or you MUST give a refund for the full fare paid for the trip as it is too last minute to make affordable plans. I’M HOLDING YOU ACCOUNTABLE
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
What I miss most about living with a dog is that whenever I cooked I never had to clean up the floors where I had dropped food.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
A glass of your cheapest champagne, please!
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
It’s been a healthy year when I order @Bergdorfs ornaments for my Christmas Tree.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
Bergdorf Goodman has 5-ply toilet paper they don’t lock up. You didn’t hear it from me... #covid19NYC #NYC #coronavirus #coronavirusnyc
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
This warms my heart.
@PearlsFromMyrna
Myrna Tellingheusen
6 years
Sometimes, when I’m in a good mood, I’m less critical of Episcopalians.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
@GuilloMena He’s going green. Be nice.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
This girl just told me she doesn’t drink. I said “well the pope must not be catholic”.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
@racheln6425 I am a fat mood.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
I’m having a conniption. A woman at Cafe Pacific had the same nose as me. Hers was the 2012 version though.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
Dress for weddings the same way you’d dress for a funeral. They’re basically the same thing in 2019.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
I'm a marvelous housekeeper! Every time I get divorced I keep the house!
@RadziwillLee
Lee Radziwill
6 years
You can steal my husband, but don't you dare take my maid.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
Well I doubt Lee was ever wearing “replica” Chanel suits.
@RadziwillLee
Lee Radziwill
6 years
"Jackie's taste wasn't chic," says one arbiter of taste, who adds, "Lee [Radziwillj's taste was chic—and always changing."- Vanity Fair
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
@Cassand03419382 Nope. Southwest. Middle seat. Back of the plane.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
@racheln6425 What is MCR?
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
7 years
@RadziwillLee @NBCNewYork I flew up from Texas to go to that sale! Honestly, it’s the best decision I ever made!
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
I’m waiting for my flight and sitting next to me are four children and their French au pair. Their names are Hendrick, Beatrix, Oggie and Theodore.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
It feels so surreal. A woman who shaped so many Americans’ lives is gone too soon. I like to think Lee’s spirit lives in all those she inspired. Lee was surely a staunch character. She will be missed.
@RadziwillLee
Lee Radziwill
6 years
RIP Princess Caroline Lee Bouvier Canfield Radziwill Ross. Legends never die.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
Oh, Topsy.....
@topsythetopiary
Topsy
6 years
“Life of Pi” is not a movie about a crumbly, sweet dessert. #TopsyTeaches
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
@racheln6425 You sure didn’t go home tonight
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
Having a high ball and some Pâté to end my day. Feeling very Beale
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
New Carlyle Hotel Documentary - "Always at the Carlyle"
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
7 years
@polly I flew in from Texas to go to that sale! Left very happy with some memoraBEALEia
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
7 years
@LanaDelRey how does one get backstage passes to your show in Dallas? 🎈
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
Absolutely true 🙌
@RadziwillLee
Lee Radziwill
6 years
I am not a fan of wide-open floor plans. Guests won't have more fun just because they saw food being prepared.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
7 years
@polly The two green Adirondack chairs on the porch, a set of Grey Gardens Glasses and a Beale era chair from the living room!
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
You can reach me on my land line from now on. #BYEIPHONE
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
6 years
I like to read menus with my phone’s flashlight while on dates. Shows em what they’re in for.
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
To confirm- I am a straight heterosexual
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@JohnPerryMiller
John Perry-Miller
5 years
@racheln6425 It’s not Christian of you.
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