Joey Langone
@JoeyLangone
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Twitter user Jim639583025 who joined in July 2020 will never watch another NBA game again.
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there is nothing cringier than trying to flex your wealth on twitter.
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My feed:
My feed: . Spain is underwater. Mystery pneumonia. H5N1 wants to kill us all. New Covid strain may kill you. Tuberculosis wants to kill us all. 3.1C warming is now a pipe dream & humans won’t survive it. CPS threatening to remove the kids of NC hurricane victims. Genocide.
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Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyer blames Costco for 1,000 bottles of baby oil: ‘He buys in bulk’
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That was the first time I ever listened to Call Her Daddy, are all the episodes that good?.
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Hand up, i thought John Mayer was a douche a few years ago when I found out he was the new Jerry but I was dead wrong, he fucking kills it .
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Just mixed buffalo sauce and ceasar dressing together and put it on a chicken cutlet with melted provolone
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Ulysses S. Grant.
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How long until Darren Rovell reveals that he bought the knife and bloody glove after the trial ended to own a piece of American history?.
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Food $200.Data $150.Rent $800.Popeyes chicken sandwiches $3,600.Utility $150.someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying.
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The CIA watching JFK’s motorcade.
Open looks for our shooters thats interesting.
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Before you go outside, please ask yourself. Is it worth it? Let me work it, I put my thing down flip it and reverse it. Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup.Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup.
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Today’s weight loss journey:. 8 am: protein shake.1 pm: chicken and vegetables.4:30 pm: protein bar.7:00: chicken and rice. 9:38 pm: 2 chipwiches, 50 trader joe’s chocolate cat cookies, 100 grapes.
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I saw this in a Hallmark card once.
Nutted in you on the first time that I met you, and I did it on purpose cause I want you forever !
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All you skinny boys wouldn’t last a minute with me in my living room
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I’m so happy Quigs chose Barstool over NASA.
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Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?.
Just to show you how fast feral hogs can run, these women are on bikes. 🎥: (kxan_news/IG)
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Chill out @PFTCommenter.
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If anyone wants to buy a slightly used minivan with custom Buccaneers seatbelts and floor mats, inquire within.
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Wait til my kidneys see how much booze I drink too.
Coffee drinkers face 'higher risk' of developing kidney disease: study
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I can’t believe Hank is plastering Crazy Plane Lady’s drywall right now.
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.@PMTsportsbiz i have an unopened original formula Four Loko if you want a little piece of American history that Darren Rovell definitely doesn’t have.
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The Pistons wouldn’t trade us Jalen Ivey then we HELPED THEM get their guy just to fucking dump Kemba’s expiring salary? Make it make sense.
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Trader Joe’s Cashier: Nice AirPods, what are you listening to?. Me: Anus. Him: . Me:. Him:.
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Mad Libs.
Barstool Sports’ Bill Cotter is using prize money from boxing Jose Canseco to run for congress
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how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭.
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