RT @noetic_emetic: “new year new me “ ~ heraclitus

RT @WillManidis: i took this seriously and cured basically every chronic illness i had

RT @wasphyxiation: Getting a laser pointer so I can explain things better to women while pausing movies

@ThePapaLinks AQI typically decreases after rainfall, people breathe better as a result and correlate. Not the silliest misconception imo

RT @UConnTrackXC:

RT @UConnTrackXC: 🚨DMR SCHOOL RECORD🚨 Yesterday our men’s Distance Medley Relay team battled for first with some top distance schools in…

RT @UConnTrackXC: 2022 BIG EAST CHAMPION⚡️ Lets hear it for Distance Relay, finishing with a win at 9:40.49‼️ #bleedblue

RT @clubfootjim: The existence of mother in laws implies the existence of mother outlaws

RT @UConnHuskies: Your 2021 Outdoor Track and Field @BIGEAST Champions! @UConnTrackXC Congratulations Huskies! #BleedBlue

Sorry mom I can’t talk right now I’m watching “slowed + reverb” videos on YouTube

RT @ChesterCheetah: Wheels up, headed to Kentucky for...ahem...reasons.

My college sports team got cut

@UConnTrackXC same type beat

RT @JohnnyBerchtold: How characters in movies drink out of cups

@clubfootjim no you miss omelette lady

@clubfootjim When a guy from a catholic high school uses a big word and you have to look it up 🤢😪

@NoEscalators sometimes I think about the fact that my mom was a student athlete the year that UConn joined/created the Big East and that I am now a student athlete at UConn in the Big East. imagine not being a purebred Big East member

country roads be like “I know a place” and then take you home