@Conservatives Failed when you were in power

@BorisJohnson People are allowed to change their minds, just like you do

@JonathanPieNews She claims that lunch is for wimps and then moves straight onto explaining what she has for lunch 🤷‍♂️

@Nigel_Farage What about the 2nd Brexit Referendum petition (4 million) and the Revoke Article 50 petition (6 million)?

@RealBobMortimer Probably the best forward roll ever performed on the telly box

@MWGoneFishing Hope that you're enjoying the £2m advance payment Ted. You'll probably need a new briefcase to keep it in

Myself and my 6 year old son fished for the very first time yesterday and both absolutely loved it. Thank you so much @RealBobMortimer, Paul and Ted in @MWGoneFishing for the inspiration. If it wasn't for you we would not have thought of going 🎣❤️

@trussliz We're still paying the price of your disastrous mini budget

@BillBailey Looks shit

@RealBobMortimer Thank you Bob and Paul, I've just booked a fishing lesson for myself and my 6 year old son. This is purely down to Gone Fishing and hoping that we both get hooked!

@editordoug @RealBobMortimer 20 mins later??? After calming down, I've just seen Judy Dench say "Fuck off" whilst retelling a story about being stung on the arse by a hornet

@Conservatives 14 years creating this mess and then blame someone else

@RobertJenrick Which rights that the EHCR protects do you not want us to have anymore?

@Conservatives How did Truss's 49 days go?

@Conservatives Maybe just don't buy a rolex

@Conservatives Over twice as long as Liz Truss's entire government

@RealBobMortimer Rewatching the first 2 episodes in preparation

@bbclaurak "By mistake" or did you send them intentionally?

@Keir_Starmer @vonderleyen In what way does Brexit work? It doesn't work, it's a catastrophe

@RealBobMortimer Can't wait for this ❤️