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πŸͺΊ πŸ₯š 🐀 🐣 πŸ₯ πŸ” πŸ“ πŸ”₯ πŸ— Skippin' bail, dippin' jail, whippin' tail, and sippin' ale

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@Joe_Beef
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@DerrickEvans4WV This is just on the federal level. Imagine all the state and county fraud and then for some folks it’s city fraud too.
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@DisrespectedThe I’m gonna lay down with the dog on top of me and put his teeth closer to my balls 🀑
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@elonmusk Every senator and congressperson makes decisions that leverage their position towards personal enrichment on every side of the aisle. Right or left? The entire body is stealing from the constituents.
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@kanyewest Woody Allen might be the only worse dad than you buddy.
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RT @ikbdotgg: We all know this is 100% going to happen πŸ˜‚
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RT @denverbitcoin: You are not really free until you can purchase this $10k Toyota truck in the U.S. Everything short of this is tyranny.…
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@SerpicoRising πŸ’― FAFO
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Called out of work yesterday so it wouldn’t be suspicious when I also called out today. Gotta burn 72 hours of sick time and 3 days of PTO before I quit.
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@MikeBenzCyber @DakotaSidwell I would never mute you because when would I get to eventually see you play Squirming Coil on Piano?
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@phuckchristy Please return it on Monday also.
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So this happened yesterday in the work group chat when Bridget the new girl quit and threw the entire management team under the bus. #HotTea
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Correction: 3 interviews Monday. One is a second interview. Using up my sick time and PTO now because when you quit you don’t get those days paid out.
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Work all fuckin day open to close, and have to go to a mandatory sales meeting at 1:30. My 2pm appointment shows up and buys the car I test drove him in yesterday, pays the price I quoted and another fuckin sales guy gets half my deal and commission. I have 2 interviews Monday.
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@basedspinach Could be worse
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@MargBarAmerica But when she does give a shit she wipes with her left hand
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@kanyewest Your mother was Michael Strahan in a wig, shut the fuck up Kanye
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@permabulla Hard to get free slave labor out of dead people
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@rawsalerts Comrade
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RT @ZacksJerryRig: I would trust DOGE more if they started at the top with the $64 billion in PPP fraud instead of instantly nuking humanit…
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