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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time.
You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.
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No matter how civilized we are, human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We’re designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It’s a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box… but in an actual physical fight against someone who’s just a wrestler, you’re going to get killed.
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The quicker we all realize that we’ve been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.
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We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who has learned from those failures. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results in the physical form.
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I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who f***s his life up and gets his life together again story.
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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
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Be cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs.
When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you’re used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other’s sugar.
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We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
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Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
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So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you.
That’s the problem with our society.
And what’s the reward?
Go home and get a big TV.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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Write down things you want to improve.
Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself.
Write down things you never want to see yourself do again.
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Reality really is a theatre.
There’s no other way to describe it.
It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
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We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who has learned from those failures.
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.
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Discomfort is your friend. It doesn’t matter if you’re sick, if you have kids..
If you’re a pro, you go to work.
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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
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I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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Live your life like you’re the hero in your own movie.
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The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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There’s confidence and mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is.
Whether it’s boxing or wrestling, or whatever.
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The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.
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Get better at whatever you’re doing.
So what if you suck at it now.
Everybody sucks at everything when they start.
But if you love it, and don’t lie to yourself, then get better at it.
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For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that values the goal of a happier more loving humanity.
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Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society...
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other’s sugar.
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There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
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Do things that are difficult.
It’s very important to struggle.
You don’t get to know yourself without struggle.
You don’t know who you are until you get tested.
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That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard
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That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard
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The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.
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Treat everyone as if they were you.
If we really are one, then I am you and you are me.
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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Life is about the pursuit of excellence.
That pursuit is probably more exciting to me now more than ever.
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I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it. I truly believe that in order to truly be great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who has learned from those failures. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.
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So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.
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