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@JoePaynee

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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Them wowcher holidays look sick, but my luck stinks so bad, I know I’d be getting Bournemouth or somewhere like that
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Oi Na how have I just asked my cousin, would you rather be deaf or blind and man goes, “course I’d be deaf I get a free dog”😂😂😂
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
My girl has just said she’s the backbone of our relationship because she pays a fiver for Disney plus every month😭
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@JoePaynee
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6 months
It is outrageously shit tho, should be nowhere near a Saturday morning on sky
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Tom Garratt
6 months
Theo Baker playing a game of lies is woke now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Why is my mom moaning at me for staying in bed till 2pm when I can’t leave my yard anyway
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Seriously nurses do not get paid enough, such a stressful job for how much shit they get, hope big changes happen to the NHS soon
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Pandemic going on and people in brum always find a way to move mad🤯
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
BRUV ARE YOU FUCKING MADDDDD
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Soon as January comes, time to start staying in and saving my doe
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Mrs has liked this, dont think she’s happy
@Mollygriffiths_
Moll 🐮
4 years
Does the pub not get boring going every single day???
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Maccies breakfast is bottom tier and defo ent worth the million snap chat stories today
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Most girls from solihull have airforce like this🤮😂
@7BobbyJones
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4 years
‘can i buy a cig off you for a quid’
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
No one should ever have to pay to park their car at work, especially NHS staff🤬
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Na my parents have gone on holiday, so I’ve fully had to YouTube how to wash and iron clothes
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
After seeing the parklife lineup, 50 cent needs a 4 hour set
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Proper don’t know how people don’t get their mom anything for Mother’s Day
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
On the bright side, least I can save some doe
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
No manners is madd unattractive
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Just trying to go Everyman cinema with a sweet one🥺
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Don’t think there is a worse company than Hermes at delivering parcels uno😅
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Just paid 150 pound for a 15 minute taxi journey home from parklife
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Thailand looks unreal man, defo somewhere for the future🤩🇹🇭
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Amanda Holden is nearly 50 uno😍😍 milf R us
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
All my life I’ve wanted to see Chris brown, and the only reason I can’t go wireless is cause my holiday is same time, my luck absolutely stinks man🤬🤬🤬
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
So Coronavirus can cancel holidays but not my lectures? Grow up
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Anyone else’s mom get fuming when someone rings them whilst eating their dinner😂😂
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
It’s coming home😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@joshendall
Josh Endall
3 years
@JoePaynee belting on the train, LETS HAVE IT!!!!!
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Promise you there isn’t one thing I wouldn’t do for 184 mill
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
2 years
Not football related but Joe and Jess Thwaite are the couple that have just won £184m on the Euro Millions. CAN YOU IMAGINE 😭😭😭
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Na why do girls put some tracksuit bottoms and Air Force on and always come out with “omg I look like a boy😫😫😫😫” 😂
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Gotta say tho, how weird are some of these villa fans🤣 probably our best player ever who’s done us nothing but good and he’s getting slated? Mongs
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Mushy peas? On Christmas dinner? Na Snapchat is deleted😂😂
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Wanna see some big house parties going on soon with all these bars being built😅
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
This eat in to help out scheme needs to be extended still
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Anyone else think the start of the Madeline McCann series is boring as fuck?😂 I mean I wanna know if the parents killed her, not about how the algarve was good for tourists
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Unpopular opinion, but you’ll never catch me wasting my Sunday watching go karts go round a track I’ll be honest
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
She knew every lyric to a drill song and I didn’t
@PolygangDreco
SKATER BOY DRÉCO - 🇯🇲 🇬🇾
5 years
Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Feel like you have to have a dog to understand this tweet🤷🏽‍♂️
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Cullen and Clayton come into my work and we’re proper sound, so I thought, why not🤣🤣
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2 years
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@JoePaynee
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6 years
Driving is a MUST this year, way too many people stink on buses man🤧
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Don’t think ive ever signed so many petitions in my life😅
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Mandem at uni are really falling in love with girls that wear zx flux to clubs🥴
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Worst feeling ever is when ya wasting your time
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Premier league and efl suspended😢 might actually have to talk to the mrs for once
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
@the_pieface Why is villa blues not in top tier😂
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Landed in Tenerife, darts is straight on, boshhh🎯
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Just deeped that this pain is gonna be 10x worse this year
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Christmas really is the best time of year, makes you forget all the shit that’s gone on
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Why’s everyone so interested in how people want to spend their money🤷🏽‍♂️
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Spent some doe for the 21st celebrations, but worth every single penny xx
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Why do people try act like something they’re not🤷🏽‍♂️
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
The inbetweeners is by far the best comedy to come out of the uk, creasing every time😂
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@JoePaynee
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7 years
Lool Everyman and their dog are gonna be going wireless after seeing that line up
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Been let go by all 3 of my jobs this week, no one has luck as bad as mine😂😂
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Town in brum has been moody for time
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Got snobs girls written all over it🥴
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Only my mrs would put Ben and Jerry’s in the fridge, fucking mong
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@JoePaynee
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6 years
Only I would go to do my theory test and forget my provisional😴🙄
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
So long getting trainers nowadays, either overpriced or out of stock😴
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
If I Ask my mrs for Jaffa cakes,I get laughed at
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Getting the same vibes as that Lucie from last series😬
@septimusajprime
Septimus Prime🇸🇱
3 years
SEND HIM TO THE TOWER OF LONDON NOW 💀💀💀💀💀
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
I’m gonna be absolutely massive uno, finos on the manor
@JayPaynee96
Jay
4 years
Marston green!!!
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Everyday pregnant post on Facebook uno, app is getting deleted
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Gotta be the most mental game I’ve ever attended
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Grealish is the fucking man uno
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
If you see me in football shorts and sliders, mind ya business
@angelturleyxox
A ♡
4 years
i think finos might just be the baitest place ever, the marston one will be 617181910% worse
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
This year is looking far too expensive🥲
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Oh no
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@JoePaynee
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6 years
What the fuck is wrong with people man, 75 and you wanna break his arm for a car? Fucking wrongens, hope they catch the prick
@BrumPolice
Birmingham Police
6 years
#Appeal | We are appealing for information following a nasty robbery in Barn Piece, Birmingham, last night (7 Feb) where an elderly man was attacked in his home. Anyone with information can contact us, quoting crime reference number 20BW/32556R/19 via Live Chat or call 101.
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
I’m dead🤣 never forget when I broke my ankle in P.E and I got a coco pop bar as the mints had gone😭
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Na so I’m made to do a presentation with some don in my seminar group, tell how he turned up with non of his slides done; then when he had finished them; in the middle of the presentation then forgot his words and goes “I’ve fucked it” in front of the teacher🤬 fucking mong
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Never ever cash out 😍😍
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
My girlfriend is now singing victorious to me now cause I liked a girls picture
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Been passed nearly a year and still can’t park my car😅
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Leahs just said why’s there so many versions of the ‘song’ daily duppy🤣
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@JoePaynee
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6 years
Passed my theory and didn’t forget my provisional, come onn😂
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Just found 20 quid in the taxi home from town happy bday to me
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
Can’t believe I still ent been to the dam🙄
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Need to start saving some doe😣
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
This best be true uno😅😅
@jackhandleyy
Jack
4 years
they’re building a finos in marston, you’re telling me i can get my food without driving for 25 minutes😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@JoePaynee
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6 years
So many things planned with no money to fund it🙃🙃
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Petition to bring indi Thursday back when lockdowns over
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Ah man what an awful day😞
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
Ahh imagine the scenes if we actually win the euros man😍 won’t see me home for a month
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
New Year’s Eve on search and destroy, safe boris👏🏽
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
I’m on my knees, I will spend every penny I have
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
3 years
BREAKING: Euro2021 very likely to be played solely in England as UEFA are opting for the one host country format and England is the one they believe are in the best position to do so. PLEASEEEEE! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Via @tancredipalmeri
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Imagine my mom thought if you have a blackbox, your car is limited to 30 everywhere you go😂😂
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@JoePaynee
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6 years
Would love nothing more than to be able to sort out my diet man
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Proper miss queuing up for fifa then having the day off school the next day
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@JoePaynee
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3 years
My moms just said watch yourself today, never know what weirdos are trying to pick you off like Madeline McCann🤣🤣
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@JoePaynee
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6 years
My world and more man❤️
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Someone needs to convince the mrs to get her purse out for fifa😅
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@JoePaynee
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2 years
How can you say that man isn’t the greatest to ever do it
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
Na people do not understand how angry I am that I ent driving yet😤
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Cheating on gyal like this is the reason certain man can’t kick ball anymore😂
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@JoePaynee
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5 years
What sick bastard writes shit like this for retweets?
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@JoePaynee
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4 years
Working nights makes me realise how important winning the lottery is
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