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@ChapoOwens
@ESPNUK
Bro, once or twice ok. But 232 times over 5 years. He's had a bet on every week for 5 years.
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Can anyone tell me why we're considering spending 60m on a 79 rated player? Maddison is 82 and costs the same amount. Just seems mental to me. Would rather keep miggy there as he's 78 rated and just as good. Just dont get the obsession with average players 🤷♂️
#NUFC
Anyone else?
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@seandrobson
Sorry mate I just can't see it. Especially when neymar is available this summer and is 89 rated. Just seems a bit pointless bringing in a non rare gold card for 60mil
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@cerulean_game
@Russlads
@_lfcleanne
she got rich and famous for being on love island. then says everyone has the same 24 hours in the day so they shoulod be as rich as her. says she worked hard for her fame. acts like she is really smart when in fact she isnt.
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@yrizona_
@premierleague
grow up and get a job mate. stop spending your day drawing pointless circles on a picture.
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@centregoals
Callum Wilson could blank his next 60 games in a row and he'd still be just as good as richarlison 😭
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Sorry guys I've just been told he'll probably get an upgrade to over 80 for fifa 24 so he's probably good enough to play for us, wouldn't spend more than 30 on him though
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Was everyone watching the same game as me? Absolutely stunk up the right hand side along with longstaff
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Tino rewarded for fine form by being benched for the middle aged man who’s been at fault for multiple goals the last few weeks and single handedly knocked us out the cup.
Genius man management from Howe 👏
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You’re not convincing me that 8th place and no Europe is a success this season. Absolutely pathetic to collapse like this with 3 games to go given the position we were.
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@joe08111845
rodgers could happen. poch, no way. potter has absolutely no reason to leave brighton. joining villa doesnt progress his career. he knows he can just sit securely in the brighton job, keep doing what hes doing and in the next few years a top club or england will be in for him.
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@FPLCiaran
I could tell you that sloboslob was a bang average player by looking at that 79 mate. Don't need months of scouting. Maybe
#NUFC
should hire me 🤣🤣
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@nocontextfm1
You're the reason this blew up 😭😭 was just intending to rattle the 60 year old nufc twitter dads
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@GingerPirlo_
Some of our fans are just mental mate. They want to see the back of saint maximin, one of our only players above 80 rated and yet want to spend the whole budget on 70s rated dross. Did well with tonali being 84 but thought we were past this sort of signing with Ashley 🤷♂️
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@SkySportsPL
@Carra23
Burnley entire identity was Sean dyche. Kept them relevant and without him they just seem boring. Wanted them to stay up before but now, I couldn't care less about them.
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Really lucky isn’t she? Started supporting the club post takeover, calls with the players, advising the owners, and magically attending games that sold out on 95 points. That’s our new megafan Natalie for you 👏👏
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why does he suddenly turn american when he says harvey barnes 😭😭
Gol de Harvey Barnes 💥.
Newcastle aumenta la distancia ante Villarreal con esta jugada bien llevada hasta las redes.
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Craig Hope believes Sean Longstaff is an outright better footballer than Sandro Tonali. Just let that sink in.
I get it, Twitter likes Tonali & doesn’t like Longstaff. Tonali lost his place to Longstaff after 4 games, justifiably. Longstaff has played pretty much ever since, recently with an injury. Form not great at times, but others being unavailable hasn’t allowed a break, either
#nufc
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Ah well at least Matt Ritchie, dan burn and ‘Mad Dog 🤪’ are having a laugh.
You’re being paid to manage this team alongside Howe and we’ve not won a home game for 2 months.
I actually can’t stand how little pressure anyone at this club is feeling no matter the results.
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Against Burnley, just keep your eyes on Sean Longstaff for 5 mins. I can guarantee he doesn’t show for the ball once. He’s mastered the art of drifting about and making himself seem busy.
🗣 BBC Radio Newcastle's Matthew Raisbeck on Sean Longstaff
🗯 "It's difficult to hear the reaction when sometimes he doesn't play the ball that some fans maybe want him to play. "I feel like he's not given a lot of slack - and that is tough."
📲
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@FutbolBible
Big up my man for those 0 goals and 0 assists. Scored 3 times in all comps since July. Lewandowski out gers scoring 22 goals this season, breaking the Bundesliga goals in a season record and being ignored. Best itw my ass.
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@SkySportsNews
i dont quite understand this:
sunderland fans threw coins at bruce and he had to be escorted out the ground to avoid being assaulted.
villa fans threw a cabbage at his head.
newcastle fans call him a "cabbage head" on twitter and its as if we've killed him.
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@jamesallcott
So the teams that weren't good enough to do it over 38 games get a second chance, nice!
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@CursedFootball
If only every other prem club had realised the key to champions league form was activating chris woods 25mil release clause...
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@SkySportsPL
Get dan burn out of that side. It's quite the opposite. He's massively overrated. Ake at left back.
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I’m not gonna be told I can’t complain by those of you sat at home in your armchairs. At the end of the day this is my 6th away of the season and not seen a single win. Absolutely dreadful form, how long till he goes?
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One thing today confirmed is that ASM is 10x the player Almiron is. I will die on this hill. Nobody and no amount of stats can convince me otherwise.
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Save our season???? But, but, but, we overachieved last season? Stop being an entitled, glory hunter. Probably a mackem too.
Go on, that’s what you all say, tell Bruno to be grateful, tell him we’re on track.
And wave goodbye to him as he joins another club 👋👋👋
#NUFC
Struggling to find words now! Disappointed to not go through in the FA Cup. We still have 10 games in the premier league to save our season. We count on our fans as always 🖤🤍
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A slightly worse atmosphere than the state of ours at the moment… for about 20 trophies in 10 years including a treble. Sign me right up.
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My word. Even the big copy paste twitter accounts are taking the bait.
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@tuc76049437
I have more trust in fifa who have access to the greatest scouting system in world football, than the nufc scouts who signed some absolute dross over the years. That 79 rating tells me all I need to know.
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@VinnieRobson7
Fifa has the biggest scouting system in world football qnd don't rate him so neither do I. Not hard to get mate.
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@FDJUTD_
@StokeyyG2
Nobody walked out. They've all stayed to applaud the same players they were wishing death upon last week😭😭
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"A player similar to burn"
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Lloyd kelly has made 12 starts for Bournemouth this season despite his apparent brilliant versatility.
If we’re reducing ourselves to signing Bournemouth backups then we might as well just give up.
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@MoloiLS
@Football__Tweet
He was the one recording and laughing. Bit weird you defending someone who takes pleasure from torturing animals.
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@Umut_26k
@Footballogue
dont know if you will be able to translate this but as a newcastle fan I watch him every week. he is a weak link on the pitch and loses the ball most of the time during the game. maybe once a game he does something decent but hes nowhere near getting 10-15 assists.
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@TimBolton1981
Almost as if a game between 2nd and 4th in the league last season is the best game of the weekend so gets the prime time tv slot
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At the end of January Newcastle will probably be 12th, behind Bournemouth and wolves, out of all cups.
Yet the vast majority will still tell you Eddie Howe is under no pressure when in the bottom half with 0 success after being given 400mil to spend 😂
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@Tgarratt10
Majority voted I'm afraid. Don't kick up a fuss just because the majority of football fans worldwide believe nick pope is the far superior footballer to erling haaland.
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@CharIieBennett
Siding with someone who compares herself to hitler, mocks Hillsborough, and gets into punch ups all while having "no idea who she is". Brilliant research and journalism as always.
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@JasonTwindall
Not on fifa mate. But if she was, probably be more worth signing than this fraud 🤣🤣😂🤣
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@Kieranparr17
@VinnieRobson7
@FootballManager
Too many numbers mate. Fifa just has the 1 big one and that tells me all I need to know.
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Can we just let Steve nickson do his job and stop asking Eddie Howe what he wants?
We all know he’s going to say Lloyd Kelly and Dominic Solanke so it’s just a waste of everybody’s time at this point running things past him.
🇨🇮| Sporting Lisbon’s Ousmane Diomande, is on Steve Nicksons “list of options”
🇧🇷| 21 year-old Nottingham Forest centre-back Murillo, has also been watched by Newcastle United scout Mick Tait at The City Ground
🗞️ - The Chronicle |
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@lapulgasantos
@xGPhilosophy
now is not the time mate. the guy you rep literally got a 3/10 yeasterday.
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@brfootball
@FabrizioRomano
Bit over the top this graphic when Marc cucurella cost more and has higher wages.
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If any of you are planning on going to this please unfollow/block me or tell me so I can do that to you. Thanks. 👍
St. James’ Park will host two international friendly fixtures featuring the Saudi Arabia men’s national team in September. 🇸🇦
The Green Falcons will face Costa Rica on Friday, 8 September before taking on South Korea on Tuesday, 12 September.
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@StretfordPaddck
There's no rivalry. We just don't like you. Nobody does. But don't worry about us you've got bigger problems. Yet another of yours has turned out a rapist over the weekend...😬
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“We are trying to do incredible things” as his team fails to muster a single chance in the entire match 😭
🚨🇪🇸 Mikel Arteta on Newcastle's goal: "Embarrassing what happened, how this goal stands in the Premier League? This league we say is the best in the world."
"I've been 20 years in this country and now I feel ashamed. It's a disgrace and there's too much at stake here. We are
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@Football__Tweet
Rice rodri and fabinho. Keep the last £4.
I would then spend the money on 4x tunnocks caramel wafers for £1. 1x 6 pack of mixed hulahoops for £1.25. Own brand chocolate digestives for £0.75. Finally, 1 pack of double cream oreos for £1. Declan rice would feed me.
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@SkySportsPL
eddie howes picked up 71 points in 2022, same as arsenal, didnt bottle 4th spot though
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I could buy a 100 year season ticket and still not cover 1 week of Matt targetts wages… I’m sure the club are desperate for my extra £50
It’s now 2 years in a row it’s risen by 5% under these owners. Keep it up and a lot of the north east will be priced out.
Same people complaining about prices are the same ones that will complain if the club had nowt to spend
It’s a business do you just expect them to give them away for nowt and throw millions at players
Pathetic. Don’t want to pay don’t go simple as
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@WeynJohn19
@JOHNSMlTH66
@ChampionsLeague
Tbh, if they put 11 men behind the ball, I doubt they'd concede 8
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I'm crying man our scouting team just look for this one stat on every single player 😭
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@StokeyyG2
I'd say rangers and celtic are both top half prem teams. Both around the level of a wolves or Leicester.
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