Uncle Joe™
@JoeEkesi
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Joined April 2020
Thank God say I no dey write Waec this year. How I for take pass Mathematics???
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@Letter_to_Jack Why do they always get angry and start raining curses when they know they can't have their way? 😂😂😂.
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@BIGGYEKITI @PoojaMedia Them dey correct you, you still dey talk nonsense. These celebs don ever give una money before?.
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@Yettyclassy @theoloriherself They funny thing is that men don't even care about all these things, they can't tell the difference between a 250k weave and a 15k weave.
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Nigerians are actually good people. This is very commendable. I want to personally send him 20 SOULS. Kindly send his address pls.
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When Mayorkun said "Queen of lamba, Pastor daughter. " it made me remember our Pastor's daughter in my church. Omo that babe no try 😂😂.
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@UnclePamilerin I'm from Cross River State and I must add that Obudu cattle ranch is a dead place, Tinapa is nothing to write home about. All our tourist attractions in this state is Dead. Calabar carnival is wack. Everything is just total nonsense in Cross river state.
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BBNaija ended last year with Laycon's set. You cannot tell me anything. And I'm glad Laycon won and put that show to an end.
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@DavidHundeyin They say you people should go to school you said No, now just look at the nonsense😂.
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I pray everything gets well with you. If you need anything at all just let me know. ❤.
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@maria_onlygem @caramel_sugarxx @the_Lawrenz There's nothing you'll tell me that'll make me believe that you're not mad.
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@Wizarab10 Till date a lot of people are still scared to come on twitter because of how violent it use to be. The ones that even tried coming are very quiet on here and avoid anything that'll make people drag them.
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At this point, I'll just wait for @the_smallie to summarize everything that happened on twitter today. The gist too plenty and e be like I dey miss out. 😁.
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@EmpressDaisy_ @Tife_fabunmi @omokehinde___ @rudeboypsquare @Shawnifee @Glow_with_tiny @WildChefHuman @Naija_PR @VictorIsrael_ @life_of_mrey Can never be my Brother😂😂 I go beat you wella, If I no fit beat you, I go organize boys make them correct you 😂😂😂 nonsense.
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My batteries remain just one bar, Biko who get socket were e no dey use? @RealDreylo bad guy😂
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@ManLikeIcey Bold of Erica to think she would have won but not for her disqualification. She should ask the street how crazy people were supporting Laycon. Lmao to say she wan throw jabs 😁.
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@Tee_Classiquem1 @NaijaEverything Burna can't even say that to Wiz, we all know Wiz, him fit walk out on Burna. I think they were having a different discussion entirely n chopping life as usual.
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@chemicalbrodar Just agree first, most time it's just initial garagara. The normal still take place.
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@aproko_doctor I don't plan on making this my bachelor life more difficult. They should cut it, I'll wash it at home.
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@Wizarab10 If we go tell ourselves the truth, that guy no dey sing anything. But make we leave the matter.
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Morata abeg nahh. See how you made me laugh out like a crazy person inside this bus. 😂😂.
Nigerians will buy a dog and name it Tiger.😩.
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Seeing pictures from the Calabar twitter hangout this morning just dey sweet my belle. i no dey like miss enjoyment for anything. I won't forgive everyone that failed to inform me about it. Una do this one.
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@AsiwajuLerry @veeiye I saw it too and I'm just surprised how people are wasting their time hating someone that much.
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@Mokeji5 @Ewatomhie @orgasmdotng @reine_toyosii @bigeyedestelle @Adaolis_a @AladeAdekunle5 @shank_comics @eniturn @Philz_adamz @heisTactic E go shock you say no be him get any of those things he's holding 😂.
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Was dating this girl for a year before her ex came back from the UK where he went to do his masters. Man invited her to his place to persuade her to come back . I told her not to go, but she said he has to, because she wants to hear the reason he left her in the first place. Lol.
Quote this with the craziest “lol, you have mad audacity sha” experience you’ve had.
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@AlumBaeOfficial Who said they aren't taking care of us? They do darling 😂😂 just that they come here to act like they don't.
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Nobody by @deejayneptune, @joeboyofficial and @mreazi hits different when you're doing your workout in the morning. I'm practically dancing while working out 😂😂.
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Take it. You'll like it
Cindy 🤗 give me longshot!!.
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Here you Go!!
How will I manage 8500 till May?😩😩🤲🏻.
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Moral lesson: who you associate with determines your outcome. Thank you.
Burna boy and Stormzy created magic on that Real life video, zero fiction, it’s real life happenings. Moral lesson for me: as a young person you need to understand that 75% outta 100 your life is in your hands, who you associate with plays a big role in determining your outcome.
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@SamuelOtigba @Boltapp_ng @UberNigeria I don't think my driver can take a different route without explanation sef. i go remove him teeth before e reach there.
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@Landlorduh1 @ShegunTweets This thing no dey happen outside Nigeria. Abi na only Nigerian Army you fit wear as recruit?.
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@UgwunnaEjikem I just did my aww and kept scrolling. Came back to see all the drama in the qts and comment section. 😁.
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@EzraelAni @TWEETORACLE We know, but the Twin didn't reach out to help her even after their brother messed her up. No artist thrived even Inside square records except them. E no good.
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@Ujubaby_ @Yettyclassy @theoloriherself That's why I rephrased somewhere so I don't generalise, a good number of men can't tell. You can go make your findings and come back later.
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You go just make me cry boss, I don't know if God is using you to speak to me.
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@mr_foodie_boss @Ujubaby_ @eleshin_omo @Yettyclassy @theoloriherself Like I seriously don't know why they're arguing. Most of the time, it's only their fellow ladies that knows the worth of the wig they have on their head. Men barely give a damn about all that.
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@Tee_Classiquem1 @Postsubman Even if we sign agreement then along the line one person lost interest, them go still call am rape.
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@TundeTASH I don't trust Nigerian network Boss, that test is too expensive to use this write twice because of Nigerian network.
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