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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
Lmao...never knew the difference between Sapa and Shege until today 😂😂😂 #kiki #Rinu
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@JoeEkesi
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2 years
@BeeOdi I no fit forget when this thing happen for my house... Omo everyday na steady frying. Beans = fried plantain Rice = fried plantain Tea and bread and egg and fried plantain I almost chop eba and fries plantain😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
Thank God say I no dey write Waec this year. How I for take pass Mathematics???
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@JoeEkesi
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2 years
@Letter_to_Jack Why do they always get angry and start raining curses when they know they can't have their way? 😂😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@adamaranma_ yes, because sapa cannot remain forever
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@BIGGYEKITI @PoojaMedia Them dey correct you, you still dey talk nonsense.. These celebs don ever give una money before?
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
Only Football can give you this feeling😂😂 #Scammers #UCL #Valhalla
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@Yettyclassy @theoloriherself They funny thing is that men don't even care about all these things, they can't tell the difference between a 250k weave and a 15k weave.
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@JoeEkesi
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4 years
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 months
Nigerians are actually good people. This is very commendable. I want to personally send him 20 SOULS. Kindly send his address pls.
@raffayalvi
The Crypto Network
3 months
I ACCIDENTALLY SENT SOMEONE 100 $SOL INSTEAD OF $100 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED… 👇🏽 GOD BLESS YOU @muchino67
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
When Mayorkun said "Queen of lamba, Pastor daughter.." it made me remember our Pastor's daughter in my church. Omo that babe no try 😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@UnclePamilerin I'm from Cross River State and I must add that Obudu cattle ranch is a dead place, Tinapa is nothing to write home about. All our tourist attractions in this state is Dead. Calabar carnival is wack. Everything is just total nonsense in Cross river state.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@Tee_Classiquem1 Kindly follow, I'll follow back. 💡
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@effizzzyy I believe David.. E go perform
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@maziibe_ You whisked away😂😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
BBNaija ended last year with Laycon's set. You cannot tell me anything. And I'm glad Laycon won and put that show to an end.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@poeticnerd19 Whenever you're having a bad day, just open twitter 😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@MrOdanz Someone tweeted about you, that was how I got to follow you, I read your tweets twice before I say anything...anyone who doesn't understand this tweet would start dragging you. 😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@aproko_doctor One said " Hustlers don't sleep, they take nap"😂😂 I weak 😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@tolutezzy_ You won't cos you won't have sex with her.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@DrOlufunmilayo Nigeria go soon ban Beans😭😭😭
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
11 months
@TheIgboWolf Please it's not the same thing.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@DavidHundeyin They say you people should go to school you said No, now just look at the nonsense😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@DW3663 @Tife_fabunmi She say she buy gas join. She been no get gas before.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 months
I pray everything gets well with you. If you need anything at all just let me know. ❤
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@kusssman Woman no dey pay bills? 😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@Tee_Classiquem1 @RotimyRudeBoi Na all these kind things dey para Burna😁
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
Pls I sent an email to the kindly check it out @_spiriituaL
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@maria_onlygem @caramel_sugarxx @the_Lawrenz There's nothing you'll tell me that'll make me believe that you're not mad
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@Wizarab10 Till date a lot of people are still scared to come on twitter because of how violent it use to be. The ones that even tried coming are very quiet on here and avoid anything that'll make people drag them.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@Woorah__ Tacha and Titans are really quiet this night. They must really be disappointed with their queen. Look at this cuties mehn 🔥
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@IamTheBravo @coder_blvck @elonmusk Isn't it better than being jobless here? 😁
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
At this point, I'll just wait for @the_smallie to summarize everything that happened on twitter today. The gist too plenty and e be like I dey miss out. 😁
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@CO_Chiamaka People's girlfriends should stop sleeping with me.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@Letter_to_Jack Your rent go increase.😖
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
Thank you very much @SMiTHiE___ for making twitter easy for me. 😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
5 months
@IyawoThickaBody See how you just dey cast my idolo 😂😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@UgwunnaEjikem Story of my life 🤣 I don tell them to go try their luck too
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@maxvayshia Me right thinking about all the women I've met at Sango tedo.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@EmpressDaisy_ @Tife_fabunmi @omokehinde___ @rudeboypsquare @Shawnifee @Glow_with_tiny @WildChefHuman @Naija_PR @VictorIsrael_ @life_of_mrey Can never be my Brother😂😂 I go beat you wella, If I no fit beat you, I go organize boys make them correct you 😂😂😂 nonsense
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
My batteries remain just one bar, Biko who get socket were e no dey use? @RealDreylo bad guy😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@90sSophie Abeg show me the front.. Cos e be like say na backyard be this.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
You were sore and hurting but you wanted me to Cum.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@ManLikeIcey Bold of Erica to think she would have won but not for her disqualification. She should ask the street how crazy people were supporting Laycon.. Lmao to say she wan throw jabs 😁
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@KemiOlunloyo @realFFK Lions don't just die like that 🙌
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@XBrianDennis Because even caramel suppose know say she no stand a chance normally 😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@ObongRoviel LMFAO 😂😂😂 they don use am run pitch tire
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@MaziIbe_ I no dey mix am, I drink it thinking about Nigeria's problems and I no dey feel am.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
50 likes and I'll recreate this.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
Bruhhh! The beautiful ones are here amongst us.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@Tee_Classiquem1 @NaijaEverything Burna can't even say that to Wiz, we all know Wiz, him fit walk out on Burna. I think they were having a different discussion entirely n chopping life as usual.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
If you're not watching Laycon dancing right now then you're missing a lot. Michael Jackson no do pass like this 😂😂😂 #Laycon #BBNaija
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@Tife_fabunmi All of us go change phones by the time buhari is finished with us.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@DavidHundeyin @NewsWireNGR You're making them work tirelessly 😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@chemicalbrodar Just agree first, most time it's just initial garagara. The normal still take place
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@aproko_doctor I don't plan on making this my bachelor life more difficult. They should cut it, I'll wash it at home.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@Wizarab10 If we go tell ourselves the truth, that guy no dey sing anything. But make we leave the matter.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
Morata abeg nahh.. See how you made me laugh out like a crazy person inside this bus. 😂😂
@_theladymo
ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE
3 years
Nigerians will buy a dog and name it Tiger.😩
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
I know say all this onions hike in price no go ever concern person like @volqx . Man no like onions at all. 😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
We Global Now!!! #Laycon #BBNaijia
@OvieO
Ovie
4 years
Laycon To Perform At AfroNation 2021 Alongside Wizkid & More Stars
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
Seeing pictures from the Calabar twitter hangout this morning just dey sweet my belle...i no dey like miss enjoyment for anything. I won't forgive everyone that failed to inform me about it. Una do this one.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
First you gave me a Free Cv review and now you just followed me back. I'm excited This book you want me to know, I must know it by force. Thank you @BTDTHub Keep up the good work 🙌
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@AsiwajuLerry @veeiye I saw it too and I'm just surprised how people are wasting their time hating someone that much.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@PiggyBankNG "let me fuck your pussy fa" 🙌
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
I'm so happy to hear that @TheVolqx would be one of the housemates this season. I am going to support you with everything I have. You're my winner already.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@SavvyRinu Count it and tell me where I fall.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
Was dating this girl for a year before her ex came back from the UK where he went to do his masters Man invited her to his place to persuade her to come back I told her not to go, but she said he has to, because she wants to hear the reason he left her in the first place..Lol
@Fayokunmii
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2 years
Quote this with the craziest “lol, you have mad audacity sha” experience you’ve had.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@AlumBaeOfficial Who said they aren't taking care of us? They do darling 😂😂 just that they come here to act like they don't.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
5 years
Nobody by @deejayneptune , @joeboyofficial and @mreazi hits different when you're doing your workout in the morning I'm practically dancing while working out 😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@MrOdanz Do you even think these things through sometimes before you tweet? Or you just tweet so you can rile up a certain group because of your detest for them?
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
Take it.. You'll like it
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@LouieDi13
B I G L O U I E 🫵🏾
4 years
Cindy 🤗 give me longshot!!
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@IGOshomah @Oloni She said "ladies" 😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
Here you Go!!
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@fadererah_
Baby❤️🌶🌶🌶🥵
2 years
How will I manage 8500 till May?😩😩🤲🏻
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@akinalabi He will not lead us for a long time in Jesus name.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
5 years
@manlike_rex @Ekesiboy1 pls I lost my previous account, kindly follow me, ifb immediately
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@The_Nenye Her sex appeal >>>>
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
Moral lesson: who you associate with determines your outcome. Thank you.
@volqx
Volqx
4 years
Burna boy and Stormzy created magic on that Real life video, zero fiction, it’s real life happenings. Moral lesson for me: as a young person you need to understand that 75% outta 100 your life is in your hands, who you associate with plays a big role in determining your outcome.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
Damn!!🤦
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@Vizzy_rayven
EL Gran' Osvaldo🥷
2 years
@kendricklamar Drop the tape with cole bro Its almost 15years now
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@BigMan_Xander @Tegadeyforyou E fit be hell fire.. Who knows?😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@SamuelOtigba @Boltapp_ng @UberNigeria I don't think my driver can take a different route without explanation sef...i go remove him teeth before e reach there.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 months
@Emeneks Yes, with all due respect
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@Deola__Adereti @stefflondon Lmfao.. Which kind bad PR be this for Nigerian men? 😂😂
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@Landlorduh1 @ShegunTweets This thing no dey happen outside Nigeria... Abi na only Nigerian Army you fit wear as recruit?
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@_kimoprah My love for you just tripled💯
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
abeg make we follow ourselves dears👉👈
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
1 year
@UgwunnaEjikem I just did my aww and kept scrolling. Came back to see all the drama in the qts and comment section. 😁
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@EzraelAni @TWEETORACLE We know, but the Twin didn't reach out to help her even after their brother messed her up. No artist thrived even Inside square records except them. E no good
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@Ujubaby_ @Yettyclassy @theoloriherself That's why I rephrased somewhere so I don't generalise, a good number of men can't tell. You can go make your findings and come back later.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
2 years
@valerian247 Especially when you don't have a witness.. Damn
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@PrinceNEnwerem Your bald hair don close o.. Omo money good I swear
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
You go just make me cry boss, I don't know if God is using you to speak to me.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@mr_foodie_boss @Ujubaby_ @eleshin_omo @Yettyclassy @theoloriherself Like I seriously don't know why they're arguing. Most of the time, it's only their fellow ladies that knows the worth of the wig they have on their head. Men barely give a damn about all that.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@Tee_Classiquem1 @Postsubman Even if we sign agreement then along the line one person lost interest, them go still call am rape.
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
4 years
@TundeTASH I don't trust Nigerian network Boss, that test is too expensive to use this write twice because of Nigerian network
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Uncle Joe™
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@JoeEkesi
Uncle Joe™
3 years
@the_Lawrenz @SMiTHiE___ It's the 69 on your chest for me😂
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