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This picture should be on dollar bills of every denomination from now on. Including Canada's.

Watching Jon Hamm and Bradley Cooper introduce their favourite teams at the Super Bowl has me wanting Eamonn Holmes to do the same thing for United if we ever reach another Champions League final

Y'know, I reckon Triple H is in gorilla right now, watching 14,000 people give Jey Uso a 10-minute standing ovation, screaming for his music to be played again, wearing his merchandise, wondering why the fuck he decided to put him in a world title match at WrestleMania

Jey vs Gunther, Cody vs Cena, Stratton vs Charlotte and Rhea vs (probably) Bianca is four very solid 'Mania world title matches. If Punk vs Roman is still the plan as well, I'm guessing they run Roman vs Seth either at EC or on a heavily hyped episode of Raw between now and then

Love this just for how much it's going to annoy a lot of dweebs on here

@CeeHawk Never trust anyone who is named after two seperate rivers

@CeeHawk One of the Flair/Steamboat '89 trilogy matches happened in an almost empty Superdome in New Orleans. Imagine being there and saying "well this is legendary but there's like 75,000 empty seats so fuck enjoying this shit"

Jeremy Strong when Kieran Culkin beats him to the Best Supporting Actor Oscar

Do you know how weird something has to be for Action Bronson to think it's weird?

@Kazeem Pat Riley has the hair of a wealthy Sicilian elder and an entire wing of his house full of custom fitted Armani suits. That man has everything to lose

RT @fitnfuII: You just made us look 10x cooler the cowboy the jewish drummer the arabic chanting oh this fucks

@TheEnemiesPE3 The man fucks like Alec Baldwin

Jesus Christ. Rikishi fucks like Alec Baldwin

Taking this as a win tbh

Jim Ratcliffe is going to use tonight’s result as an excuse to now start paying the staff at the Old Trafford Megastore in shillings

I will just say, as awful as our first team squad and ownership is, at least we’re not a Saudi Arabian plaything with a completely sexless manager