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Swiftie. WDW fan. Uni Nerd. Blog dabbler. AP collector. Photo taker. Trash talker. Booze drinker. Explorer. Spoopy forever. Always on Permanent Vacation.
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Buy the concert tickets.
Take the trip.
Go to theme parks.
Run the dream race.
Read all the books.
Drink the tiki drink/buy the mug.
Love your people.
Do what you love because the rest of this is all really fucked up. 💙
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One singular hash brown is 3.29 at McDonald’s… not interested in this timeline anymore.
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If there are really only 11,000 of these things, all of them are in Florida.
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I’m still shocked that not everyone ate microwaves “nachos” as a kid. Tortilla chips and shredded cheese in the microwave.
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Does everyone get the weird “Halloween is almost over and I didn’t do enough to enjoy it” feelings?!
I’m such a weirdo.
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Universal raises wages. Disney brings back the college program…. 🤔😬
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Blink’s ending music was Main Street electrical parade!
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Apparently in 2024 the future is so bright we’ll have to wear shades. 😎
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Take your theme park reservations with you, please.
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Busiest week of the year for almost any customer service jobs. Be kind to those people helping you during your crazy Christmas days. Retail, theme parks, food service and package deliver especially.
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This is some of the best merch I’ve seen in awhile.
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This was in my timehop from last year! Could you imagine?! 😬
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There’s a salmon PUSH POP in Italy for the holiday festival at Epcot. Who said they should do that?! WHO?!
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Everything they do in the parks gets shit on, but this? This is okay?
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“Please pay inside.”
Drives to another gas station. 🤣🤷🏼♀️
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People who stand family wide and block the moving walkways are the bane of my existence.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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I remember seeing the Facebook post at 3 am from Pulse that said “Run!” Then we saw Orlando pull together in some amazing ways. Today, and always, we remember you.
#OrlandoStrong
#OneLove
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Remember when the shop Disney app showed you what store the merch you wanted was likely in? Those were the days.
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This is quite possibly the silliest thing I’ve seen people wait for.
Th line for the Annual Passholder Lounge in the Morocco Pavilion is SERIOUS on opening day! 😳🤯
Remember, it’s open daily from 12-8!
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Disney pairing with MLM companies is really yucky to me. 😒
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HOW CAN THERE BE NO VOWELS IN A WORD, WORDLE?
In other words I’m stuck again.
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Hit send on my resignation. For the first time since last August I feel like I can breath.
Toxic jobs really drain the life out of you.
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“They” didn’t ruin your magic. A global pandemic did. Let’s focus on the important shit here.
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“I’ll get gas in the morning” is really setting your self up for failure on a Monday.
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Covid really ruined late night food options… didn’t it?
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We have no kids and dual income.. so we buy some merch, who cares? Ugh… I’m so sick of the people on this app sometimes.
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Raise your hand if you’re one of the awesome people working today while everyone else is off! 👋🏻
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It’s that weird time between Christmas and New Years where all you eat is all the chocolate and cheese you have left over and you don’t know what day it is.
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I miss color. The modernization and blandness of things now (everywhere) bums me out.
Essentially this looks like if summerhouse was a hotel.
NEW: Disney shared a first look inside the guest rooms at the upcoming Island Tower addition at Disney’s Polynesian Villas & Bungalows. Disney also announced the hotel is set to open on Dec. 17, 2024.
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I was literally just berated for wearing a mask at the liquor store. I’ve never been spoken to like that... just stood there taking it because there is no use in arguing with crazy. I don’t understand this. I hate humans.
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They might as well just turn off the Guardians pre-show. No one cares anymore.
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Everyone meet Gwazi! 😻I bribed him with wet cat food so we are best friends already.
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I'll be super upset if we change from coke to Pepsi.. AP cancelled.
NEW: Disney announces Hugh F. Johnston has been named Senior Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer of The Walt Disney Company. Johnston is currently Vice Chairman and Chief Financial Officer of PepsiCo, where he has worked for 34 years.
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The amount of people on Facebook demanding their money back for last night’s HHN is wild.
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The thing that ruins Costco? Pepsi fountain drinks.
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What’s the weirdest place on I-Drive and why is it Pointe Orlando?
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2 years ago I masked up and drove to Charlotte. Mobile check-in, brand new hotel and no people. We basically just drove around for 3 hrs and the rest is history. Proposals, selfies, a Florida move and I think we’re doing pretty well. Happy anniversary
@Cheeksadam
! Love ya! ❤️❤️
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Planet sized glass orb falls in Little Mermaid queue killing 50 people. Disney approves it. -ITM, probably.
Just watched this glass orb in the Little Mermaid queue fall out the rope and shatter all across the ground. A good amount of people had minor cuts. Didn’t see if it just straight up broke or if someone was playing with it. Guests are walking around the glass waiting for a CM.
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We lost my dad today. The best dad. I’m glad you’re resting now. 💔
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I don’t really care about anything besides being able to walk from the front of Epcot straight to world showcase. 🤷🏼♀️
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Virtual happy hours and silliness isn’t a form of alcoholism or “the problem” get off your high horse. We’re doing things to socialize and video chat with our friends. We are also still working daily, anxious and busting our asses. Stop subtweeting people. 🖕🏻
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The time of looking cute at theme parks is over now, right? Now we’re just hot, sweaty, messes?
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Large social media accounts (vloggers) that are spitting false information about the vaccine or Covid should be shut down. People should use their platforms better… send tweet.
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The amount of people that don’t utilize mobile ordering still is a bit baffling… you can pick up your Starbucks and McDonalds breakfast sandwich before people get out of one drive-thru line if you plan a bit. 🤪
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I really don’t need every single company that I have ever gotten an email from to send me a Coronavirus update. 😂
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Mute the people that make you feel like you’re a shitty person. Get on a zoom chat and laugh with the people who remind you that not everyone sucks. My advice for the night.
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They brought my dad outside of his assisted living home to see my mom today. We’re all crying. It’s been a long fucking year. ❤️
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Watched Closed for the Storm on Amazon Prime. It’s the documentary on Six Flags/Jazzland in NOLA. If you’re a nerd like me it’s pretty good!
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Wait a second?! You all didn’t eat tortilla chips with melted cheese on them (from the microwave) and butter cinnamon sugar toast?! Or koolaid sugar on its own? I knew I was a latchkey kid but man…
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If one more person asks me this week if I have access to theme park tickets for them I’m going to scream. No, random chick I went to high school with, I don’t and if you find out a way not to pay, please let me know.
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One of the best merchandise lines, as of recent Disney, includes the hoodie and I literally saw it for one day... Here's hoping it comes back. I'm close to buying from a reseller, ya'll.
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They really got the renewal AP group by the balls, don’t they? If I don’t renew, likely won’t be able to buy an AP again. Smart Disney… smart. 👎🏻
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Guysssss… who’s club 33 in WDW can I kindly borrow? 😳
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Is it weird that I want to leave work and go ride the Skyliner? I feel
@DrunkAtdisney
understands.
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@ladysparkleshoe
Oh it’s been like that for a while. No one is happy. The heat multiplies it too.
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Yeah... It’ll be worse with Disney entitled assholes.
Opening day at Trader Joe’s in North Hollywood, Ca.
Karen is mad she was mask shamed...
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Good vibes y’all sent paid off. Start a new gig on Monday. Going back to the office life! Thanks for the well wishes and support. We’re a silly, sometimes terrible, community of humans but it’s good. 🤣❤️
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One random day last year I decided to go to Charlotte to hang with this guy. We survived lots of miles and random trips. Now he’s a Florida kid! Happy anniversary
@Cheeksadam
! ❤️❤️❤️😘😘
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We must have forgotten that ride previews are actually ride testing?
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When the 50th vans stuff is 40% off and AP discounted…
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Yes I went to a theme park. Judge away, but I will say you can control your controllables. Stay away from any crowds, inside crazy places, wear a mask, wash your hands.. it CAN be responsible. I live alone, and plan on avoiding people for a bit. 🤷🏼♀️
#NotACovidSpreader
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When people ask “how can you support Seaworld?” Things like this is how.
This past weekend, the SeaWorld San Antonio Rescue team braved the cold temperatures to assist with the rescue of cold-stunned sea turtles on the Texas coast.
(Sea Turtles were handled under permits from U.S. Fish and Wildlife / Texas Parks and Wildlife.)
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I don’t think it’s too crazy that if someone was planning a trip to Disneyland in November 2022 that they would be looking at park tickets now… is it? I’m so confused why you can only look up until July 2022. For a company that wants to make money, they are kind of bad at it.
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Things that will inevitably happen today: crying because ShopDisney sucks and I didn’t get my Star Wars Starbucks mugs. 🥺
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Good news is my counters and toilets are clean and I’ve mopped at 9:00 pm. Like the storm is coming to have dinner or something.
#HurricaneIan
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There’s a special place in hell for people that leave carts in parking spots that are almost right next to the cart corral.
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Anyone else sitting in their car in the parking lot contemplating if they actually need this job today? No just me.
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My job makes me an anxiety ridden mess, so I decided to speak with an recruiter yesterday. I have 2 interviews already this week.
It’s not worth it, y’all. Manifest better.
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The distwitter cycle: Be a horrible human; Get called out publicly when people find out same; Double down to show you aren't a horrible human; Get called out again; Deactive your account (3 days); Come back private to work on yourself
Godspeed.
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