Joana Eça de Queiroz # +18
@Jo_EQ
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AuDHD, OCD, EDS: there’s a lot of letters to my name. Tour guide, author and maker. She/her Mother of Turtles 🐢 Portuguesa de Mal
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Imagine telling Lil Nas X that he’s not allowed to use the iconography of the world’s largest religion, that shaped the western culture and informed ALL of the western art, to express himself, like ALL western artists have been doing for the past couple of millenia
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@daviddamiano99
@UNDEADsmoak
language, because all of us are required to learn theirs, expects people from other cultures, who speak other languages, to be aware of all the nuances of their culture, while none of that is required from them, right?
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@daviddamiano99
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While it’s good that he realized he had done something wrong, I really do hope Americans realize how problematic and downright terrifying it is for us that the number 1 emperialistic nuclear, economic and cultural super power, whose people don’t even have to learn a second
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@BrandonLBradfor
managed to sit down, I picked up my phone and started fiddling with it. I only left when she finally gave up. RIGHT after her. And someone else got the place.
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@mothrythemoth
@Mhuyo
My answer when someone complains I’m sitting weird is “I’m bi and I have ADHD. You’re lucky I’m actually using a chair.”
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@IamBrianJohns
@NedWhat
@asj519
Hey, here in Portugal we're all going "diz o nome dele" ("say his name" in Portuguese) for him.
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@ScottChristler
@DriveWendys
If you think that's "in front" I really hope you don't have a driving license.
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@sigridellis
paperwork to HR, asking for the honeymoon week off. Their marriage was void here, back then, so the HR panicked and sent the request to the CEO, who immediately accepted and sent the couple his congratulations. With their permission the story was published on their
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@BrandonLBradfor
Once I had slipped a disk in my lower back. For those who don't know it makes walking painful and sitting down (the lower the seat, the worst) excruciating. I was trying to get in my car, when another woman started honking, because she wanted to park in my place. When I finally
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@sigridellis
newspapers. Many people said the CEO was patting himself on the back, but no, he was making a MASSIVE statement, that was unheard of here back then.
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@sigridellis
I think it was in 2006, so 4 years before Marriage Equality here in Portugal became law, an anchorman fromone of the major TV channels here, belonging to a media mogul, jumped on a plane with his partner, they got married in the Netherlands, and when he returned, he sent the
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@jamielecter
@proyearner
I think Nat was worse, because Tony got to live his happy ending, while Nat was still getting there.
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@WesleyLowery
@TiagoDF
I’ve said it before and I’ll continue to say it: the only reason Chauvin is locked away instead of being ~investigated~, which means 3 months payed vacation, it’s because Darnella had the strength of a thousand men.
Own that badge of honor and power, my dear. You earned it.
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@latimes
Immigrants. Only Americans and English “invented” that definition for “expats”, for refuse to see yourselves as immigrants, because you think you’re superior. These people are legally and culturally immigrants.
Expat is someone without a homecountry, usually refugees.
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@GyllKing
@ariehkovler
@fascinatorfun
Yeah, I get the soothing, but there was something very maggoty about it. Maybe if they were black sheep, the lizard part of our brains wouldn’t go “rotten meat! disease! run!”
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@skeppyquackers
@yoongisodapunch
this is giving me way too many Ranboo-just-before-coming-out vibes
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Parem de falar da indústria do turismo como se fosse só uns espertalhões a chupar tudo para fazer muito com pouco trabalho.
Há quem se tenha matado a trabalhar por um sonho a sério, a receber quase nada em troca.
O meu lugar no mundo, que tanto me custou encontrar, desapareceu.
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@pierrefleury_
I can’t even understand the mindset required to do something like this. What the hell?
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@KamauMandela
@rtorres
I love how he explains the difference between president and vice-president. Children have an incredible capacity to understand concepts (better than adults, even) as long as we have the patience and wisdom of explaining with words they can understand.
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@oyeqalb
@crumplelush
Once someone posted here on Twitter an American magazine article about a couple from LA that moved here to Portugal, because, and I quote “better healthcare and safer schools”. People started complaining in the comments that the article called them “expats”, instead of immigrants
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@ripsapnap
I’m dying of second hand embarrassment. They made a fool of themselves and decided to blame it on Dream
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@epistemophagy
I remember watching an interview a couple of years ago with a CIA guy, where he said that they were so busy tracking young men in the internet, that they completely missed grandmas in conspiracy groups getting just as radicalized
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@prettybaddie27
@kailahdee
“He said yea in pterodactyl, but backed up in T-Rex.”
I’M DYING!!
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@NedWhat
@IamBrianJohns
@asj519
Yesterday my mom on the phone was all "he was crying for his mom! Couldn't the people that were filming the scene just have knocked out the cop with a brick and helped him escape?"
I found it endearing, coming from my very uptight, 65-years old mother.
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@GlamandGore
The airline is wrong. If they can't have all the passengers equally comfortable, maybe don't put that many seats.
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@Kyla_Lacey
@pierrefleury_
My paternal grandmother and I. It’s like my paternal grandfather and my entire mom got deleted out of my DNA. 🤷🏼♀️
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@enbiaroace
It’s called harm reduction. Underage drinking is unfortunately common. Doing it under supervision it’s the best, safest way. That’s excellent parenting. He’s making sure that if his child wants to drink, they’ll drink a beer with him, and not spirits with whomever
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@ThroatamusGoat
@pierrefleury_
@ArielleDundas
A police officer? You mean the job where they protect each other instead of the victims?
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@gnfcorpse
@woofsdrm
The best part is seeing this in loop, because when it gets back to beginning you can really see how hard he blushed.
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@Msentiii_
@Olas_Truth
Hmmm, show me the statistics of people who died from a slap and compare them to the statistics of kids who committed s*icide from bullying.
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@lifeisoveratted
@dangelno
"she is someone who gets drunk on power that she never had."
That's the thing! Those videos she did about how she ~manipulated~ her exes and whatnot... Nah, that strikes me as the type of fanfiction someone writes in their head after being used to try and save face.
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@GatorsDaily
“Dad, she hit me with her tail!”
“He’s in my scale, dad!”
“Dad, I’m hungry!”
“Dad!”
“Dad?”
“DAD!”
“I swear to Sobek that, if the 367 of you don’t stop, I’m turning myself around!”
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@AO3_Status
@yoongisodapunch
It’s okay, bb. In this harsh times of uncertainty you’re the only stable thing in all our lives. Take your time. We trust you and know you’re coming back. You always do
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@narcolexie
@bamamomforbiden
But someone who’s anti-intellectual more easily will fall into worse things.
Someone who makes an astrology chart to see if we’re compatible will sooner try to not vaccinate our kids than someone who doesn’t
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@quotidianquinn
@MelCatMil
Good thing my dad won’t be surprised if I call him now at 3am (we have the same terrible schedules).
He’s the one who proofreads my fiction. He complains when I ask him, yells about my terrible spelling, but he always knows exactly what I was trying to say, even if I mess it up
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@phoenixflies4
@eklogit
@Andrew_3000
@AITA_reddit
Same. I was expecting a feud spanning generations. I’m disappointed.
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@sstuartlittle
@NTVOficial_
Fui ver o teu twitter e:
Memes do 4chan ✅
Posts do Ben Shapiro ✅
Puto beto mimado a usar n-word e r-word ✅
Bebé de fraldas a usar virgem como insulto e a considerar-se um Chad ✅
Cabelinho à foda-se ✅✅✅
Tu não és uma pessoa, és uma caricatura.
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@lwtdetroit
@izzyogan
Oh, this was nice to see and to cry with them for this blessing, instead of crying for heartbreak
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@LouCalvey
“They can always tell”
Keep being fabulous, doing an amazing job and hang those damn pictures, please!
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@RuiIsInHell
Also, neurodivergency is nowhere near Down Syndrome, what the hell? The (usually severe) intelectual (not neurodevelopmental) disability in Down Syndrome doesn’t even come close to the many physical problems, that usually cut their lives way too short. They’re showing their hand
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@Nicole_Cliffe
Once I went to my dad’s and brother’s ENT. She took a look at my right ear and said: “Oh, you three have the same weirdly shaped right inner ear. That’s so cute!”
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@theashleyray
I was a bit confused how an adult would expect another adult to have constant “meaningful contact” to keep a friendship, but reading through his replies he’s just butthurt iver being friendzoned
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@WhoTookQuiche
The fact that she was surprised that he didn’t deny, because she purposely hold off information so she could have her gotcha, PROVES that he had no clue
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@Mafhoney
@faryl
@pattonoswalt
The gunman said it! Geez! and the guy was repeating it because he was shocked. I've heard of lack of reading comprehension, but what is this?
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@sim_kern
I’m a cis woman (well, sort of, I’m demi, but I’m AFAB and use feminine pronouns) and I was kicked out of a women’s forum because I said pumpkin lattes are not coffee and apparently that’s a male thing to say? JFC, I’m Portuguese, we are huge snobs when it comes to coffee, ALL of
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@Enmalikescoco
The way I almost fought with friends defending Hannah in other situations, only to have to go to them and agree that she’s a horrible person.
She started to give me the ick when she made a bunch of tweets and then deleted them, saying she didn’t know how to feel and that she was
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@FizzyIce5
@drmsomegagnf
Pretty sure cat beanies were the brand of the 2016 anti-Trump women’s march. Anyone can and should wear them, but not claim them as a brand
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@DTQK_UPDATES
People in the comments wondering how George ended up on that sill. How do cats end up anywhere, really?
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@JenAshleyWright
@neilhimself
And since Italy didn't have the monopoly on classical artists, here's a Mary Magdalene by Josefa de Óbidos
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@dnfskarlnap
Tommy and Tubbo are across the ocean and Puffy literally arrived after the first picture was taken. That’s not fair on them 😢
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@themartins_pt
@datguyalves
A mim faz-me lembrar o Estado Novo, em que se não tivesses dinheiro para sapatos ias preso.
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@SpaceCowboy_SC
@LilNasX
You mean all the Renaissance artists that used their own male lovers as models for John the Apostle, for the moment where he, according to your bible, cuddled on Jesus’ naked chest?
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@MacDoesIt
Yeah, military coup. But, at the same time, with the genocide they were committing to the Rohingya people, it's hard to decide which side to be on.
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@anticiv666
@GregIMilner
@gregbeacham
@BrianHolidae
@BostonGlobe
@BGlobeSports
I love how you said “he’s an AP journalist”, when you don’t know what that means. He does NOT own the article. AP does. That’s what being an AP journalist mean. He has absolutely no power over what people do to his work. The newspaper paid AP for the article’s rights and wrote
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@PrincessW1ld333
She created that weird “casting couch” situation in her head and stayed in a situation that was uncomfortable to her, because of that. When she finally indicated she didn’t want more, he immediately backed away, didn’t use his fame to pressure her and continued to interact with
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@VertigoWarrior
@AMAZlNGNATURE
That’s a timberwolf, not an Eurasian wolf, which are not as massive (still huge, though)
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@oyeqalb
@crumplelush
and some American guy tried to explain that immigrants move to a country looking for a better life, while “expats” like these move to a country because they want to. Ignoring the fact that they had to go through Immigration, anyway, what exactly is “better healthcare and safer
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@guntmunt
@GordonRamsay
He's an idiot sandwich. Literally no one eats that here. Sunnyside up egg is for dinner, and we all have coffee and a piece of toast for breakfast. The British are NOT a source of information about other cultures.
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Repitam comigo: em português “olive skin” não se traduz para “pele cor de azeitona” (verde?). Traduz-se para “pele trigueira”.
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@MacDoesIt
I really am too old for TikTok. This is all way too cringy to be even remotely attractive to me.
I'm lowkey dying of second hand embarrassment for this Noah dude and that's the least sexy feeling in the world.
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@woofsdrm
@VelvetIsCake
@NotAntfrost
It may not be true, but it is helpful, inspiring, necessary and kind.
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So you figured out you’re grandstanding against a small costume store and not “high end” fashion and decided to lock your post. You do realize being clowned by the entire site is more embarrassing than apologizing, admitting your mistake and deleting, right?
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@ottercheols
@DomoBee2
@DisguisedToast
He filmed the floor, wanted to give the toys to the mother for HER to give them to the girls, and when she told him for him to give them, he told them it was the store. Now, THAT’s class!
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@tsurudraws
I know when I’m about to get a text when my phone is charging because of the tc-tc interrupting the bzzzzz
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@jessiegender
I mean, I was accused of being a man (I’m a ciswoman) because I said pumpkin latte aren’t coffee. Toxic femininity is incredibly harmful to women, but somehow we can’t talk about it
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@sandbox589
Because Minecrafters youtubers would have their videos deleted if they posted outside of youtube kids, unless their videos mentioned adult themes, including, as per the list COPPA PROVIDED, Hitler and the holocaust. But sure, you're just playing devil's advocate. You're not
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@SaraSampaio
Almeida Garret sobre o Porto: "Se nessa cidade há muito quem troque o V pelo B, há muito pouco quem troque a honra pela infâmia e a liberdade pela servidão"
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