Our story starts with me attempting to match with celestial, only to be met with this message unprompted. I break into laughter in vc and don't think much of it.
he eventually finds a game with a johnny player and ragequits immediately before losing, so i have a little chuckle with the guy he rq'd with as he returns to the lobby and responds with this.
mattie attempts to lure him in by offering to boost him on a different charachter, and he eventually accepts where predictably, he plugs after getting close to losing.
In the process of compiling this thread I recovered this screenshot of them from 2 months ago on floor 10, it's harrowing how 2 months can change a man from " celestial doesn't matter " to spending a real 3 hours plugging to get celestial, heartbreaking. 🧵 25/25
Epilogue: Upon returning to the lobby an hour later, our protagonist had finally achieved their goal and celebrated in a manner that can only be described as Hitler in the Bunker-esque.
Eventually upon returning to the lobby a bit later we return to find them still at their antics, and also finally filling out the slur bingo we had been tracking.
Teaching my lil cousin to play HC and sending him to work in the playstation tournament mines, that lil nigga is gonna make sure i never pay for ps+ again
In Round 1 I challenged my opponent to connect 4, and vastly underestimated my own abilities, losing the game, however there is nothing against losing in the rules so I lied on and won
I love guessing for my life
oh i defended THE BEST OVERHEAD IN THE GAME!
I Should be rewarded right and take my turn right? its -3
oh they stance cancelled i guess i lost
This move is an abomination man
I love guessing for my life
oh i defended THE BEST OVERHEAD IN THE GAME!
I Should be rewarded right and take my turn right? its -6
oh its spaced and they megafisted again i guess i lost
This move is an abomination man
I Unfortunately Fell to my opponent
@SquidgeLukeSFL
In Round 4 after being foced to playing Pokemon Showdown by Tos he had paid off after stalling I had to accept his challenge as. I attempted to hail Mary by reporting a victory and stalling but was caught seconds from victory.
In Round 2 my opponent was rather hostile to my challenges three. I decided to go along with actually playing street fighter until realising they were a diamond Honda player, at which point I repeatedly forced myself to disconnect to stall for time while I lied on start and won
I was curious so I did some math on
@DanyMzt_FGC
's reign of terror as of late.
since s3 started they have entered 49 brackets
made top 8 in 47 of them
and won 29 of them
that means they made top 8 96% of the time and got 1st 60% of the time