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He/Him | Vice Head TO for @NewHead_FGC | Goon for @ZB_Inter | Strive's Strongest Glazer| Shawty let me hit cus I gapped
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# Congratulations to
@Sstegyy
for running through todays bracket without dropping a game and a well played to the rest of our Top8!
#
@PinheadDipshit5
#
@odiouniversale
# Eto
#
@JustaFGC
#
@WrathgazerFGC
#
@thjomes
#
@guessing__game
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ABA's fuckass key in strive for some reason
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Today I have the pleasure of bringing you the story of the strongest rage quitter in history. 🧵 1/?
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I hope wherever she is rn she's over the moon
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Mfs don't even give you counterplay no more they just send this
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@SplatoonJP
ダイナモ亜種発表なしの件、嫁に話しました。
途端に泣き崩れる嫁。
すまんな、もうナイス玉もスプラッシュボムも3のダイナモにはない。
今から子供に、ダイナモが長射程へ打点ゼロな現状、伝えます。
これが持ちブキの人もいるんです。
俺はこれが現実なことを絶対に認めない。
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Our story starts with me attempting to match with celestial, only to be met with this message unprompted. I break into laughter in vc and don't think much of it.
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How I Made 17th at Hondas Horrible Hootenanny hosted by
@NewHead_FGC
Without winning a single game of street fighter, a thread
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he eventually finds a game with a johnny player and ragequits immediately before losing, so i have a little chuckle with the guy he rq'd with as he returns to the lobby and responds with this.
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During this game a small crowd assembles and gets to watch him rq once again, this time from the lobby perspective
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The tirade continues with some more childish name calling before he eventually finds a game with a chipp player.
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At this point i call upon
@mattie2934
and
@meurclair
to assist me in observing this specimen and we immideately get to work.
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mattie attempts to lure him in by offering to boost him on a different charachter, and he eventually accepts where predictably, he plugs after getting close to losing.
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In the aftermath of this
@IndoorTurtIe
joins the crowd as our protagonist sinks further into insanity
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In the process of compiling this thread I recovered this screenshot of them from 2 months ago on floor 10, it's harrowing how 2 months can change a man from " celestial doesn't matter " to spending a real 3 hours plugging to get celestial, heartbreaking. 🧵 25/25
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And now we go into racism install, and overall just start being extra wierd
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Upon leaving the lobby, I recive multiple reports of him rage quitting on a variety of players
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And now they go into transphobia overdrive
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at this point tower pedestrians begin to notice the mental breakdown going on in game chat now
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Epilogue: Upon returning to the lobby an hour later, our protagonist had finally achieved their goal and celebrated in a manner that can only be described as Hitler in the Bunker-esque.
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at this point they state their mission statment once again, rage quitting until they get celestial
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Eventually upon returning to the lobby a bit later we return to find them still at their antics, and also finally filling out the slur bingo we had been tracking.
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after being asked if they think they are actually a good player, their programming malfunctions and they start outputting the same message repeatedly
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they go really hard into the fat shaming angle for some reason and start equating being good at the game with being fat
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eventually they finally drop the big one before blocking my associates and with that concluding the first leg of the experiment.
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Teaching my lil cousin to play HC and sending him to work in the playstation tournament mines, that lil nigga is gonna make sure i never pay for ps+ again
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more plugging
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if you touch me while i'm wearing this imma dissapear for 6 seconds
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@StreetFighter
husband...
you post too much rashid...
now you will not win evo and we will be homeless...
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In Round 1 I challenged my opponent to connect 4, and vastly underestimated my own abilities, losing the game, however there is nothing against losing in the rules so I lied on and won
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Boy slow down dropping all that BS mix...😭😂✌🏾
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I love guessing for my life
oh i defended THE BEST OVERHEAD IN THE GAME!
I Should be rewarded right and take my turn right? its -3
oh they stance cancelled i guess i lost
This move is an abomination man
I love guessing for my life
oh i defended THE BEST OVERHEAD IN THE GAME!
I Should be rewarded right and take my turn right? its -6
oh its spaced and they megafisted again i guess i lost
This move is an abomination man
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They will try and put up walls but I will go through them
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When the girls started arguing in the new plus sized elf episode
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I Unfortunately Fell to my opponent
@SquidgeLukeSFL
In Round 4 after being foced to playing Pokemon Showdown by Tos he had paid off after stalling I had to accept his challenge as. I attempted to hail Mary by reporting a victory and stalling but was caught seconds from victory.
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@tbhathal12
@Shid33850126
@redditorsooc
Guys please stop liking this I don't want this to be my most liked Reply Please
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In Round 2 my opponent was rather hostile to my challenges three. I decided to go along with actually playing street fighter until realising they were a diamond Honda player, at which point I repeatedly forced myself to disconnect to stall for time while I lied on start and won
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In Round 3 My Opponent was Ready and willing to Play connect 4, but learning from the mistakes of Round 1 I used a cheat engine to ensure my victory
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more name calling
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Anyone caught purchasing that stick should be lynched at the venue and I am so serious
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>only blocks
>uses all meter on FD
>doesnt 6p at all when they could have a lot
>has stroke
>doesnt deflect
>no fast abare like 5p
"Omg ram so broken"
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I was doing this to try and win the
@SGFDevices
leverless but i ended up having a lot of fun cheating lol
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I was curious so I did some math on
@DanyMzt_FGC
's reign of terror as of late.
since s3 started they have entered 49 brackets
made top 8 in 47 of them
and won 29 of them
that means they made top 8 96% of the time and got 1st 60% of the time
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𝗨𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗨𝗻𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱.
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝟭𝟲𝘁𝗵.
𝟲:𝟯𝟬 𝗚𝗠𝗧/𝟳:𝟯𝟬 𝗖𝗘𝗧 / 𝟴:𝟯𝟬 𝗘𝗘𝗦𝗧.
𝗔 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲.
𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄.
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Congratulations to our first ever Champion
@Wax_Tiger_Pop
and the rest of Top 8
@PataChuFGC
@crushingmon1
@ecalbrum
@Precho6055
@Soap_is_tasty
@FgcIzi
@mattie2934
Thank you as well to everyone who participated for making the 1st one a resounding sucess.
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Come outside nigga
if prime 4 gets announced i cut off my hands out of excitement
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