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In a world where meaning is subjective, humanity’s struggles with AI rest within its soul.
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Probably the most humiliating thing for Hayden Burbank is being completely fresh aired by Simon Goodwin. 😂
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Harrison Petty accepting a handshake from Zorko makes him a better bloke than all of us.
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Dave Hughes doing a Basil Zempilas and momentarily forgetting his role as a vegan while he takes the cash as a horse racing panelist.
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Nathan Jones is a lesson in what sticking with one club can do for your reputation. Will be unconditionally respected and loved long after his career ends.
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The audacity of the AFL, to suggest that the removal of gambling advertising revenue will impact Auskick programs, is the most cowardly & socially irresponsible PR stunt ever. Any entity relying on gambling to survive is already dead.
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As a Melbourne supporter, I felt supporters from other clubs with long droughts were allies. Then they won flags and became insufferable. Richmond being the worst. Can we please not be like that? Just enjoy what we have, and leave other clubs alone.
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What a fucking hatchet job on the Melbourne Football Club today. Well done to Kate Roffey & co acting quick, getting rid of the cancer, and winning the premiership.
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Let’s not forget how much of a shit bloke Taylor Walker was to Jake Lever when he chose to move to Melbourne. Publicly shaming a 21 year old in the media. An approach fully supported by Mark Ricciuto.
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Ball on the wing with under a minute left. Looks like it’s going to be a nail biting final quarter.
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Kane Cornes attempting to sweep last year’s bullying of Jack Ginnivan under the carpet by pretending he cares about young player welfare through over the top support of Jason Horne-Francis.
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Non Melbourne supporters sitting in their bedrooms typing away complaining about only 20,000 at the G last night highlights even more that, unlike them, Melbourne supporters have a great lifestyle with magnificent range.
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Condolences to Luke Jackson who also missed out on giving this another go. Mum’s Sunday roasts taste great though.
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The Melbourne Football Club has been a better club in every single way thanks to the inclusion of Ben Brown.
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Entire AFL community: Melbourne delivers the worst win in AFL history.
Dwayne: 4th best win of the week.
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This cunt is will never move on from the shame he experienced in the Melbourne change rooms after the 2021 grand final.
Clayton Oliver still hasn’t shut down the prospect of a trade, according to Sam McClure.
And Sam also had some STRONG words on the ‘unmitigated disaster’ unfolding at Melbourne. 👀
MORE 👉
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Really enjoying On The Couch, and the fact that Simon Goodwin is dedicating the flag to Garry Lyon and the past players, and not once do they mention Gerard Healy as a past player. Great stuff.
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Luke Jackson is a Melbourne premiership player and played a key role at a critical time. We may never experience a minute of football like that again. Well done and good luck.
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Not a fan of Sunday sessions at pubs because every venue feels the need to hire some Aldi Vance Joy / Jack Johnson cunt playing acoustic guitar.
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If everyone put the same energy into staying at home as they do with attacking Dan Andrews then we’d be going okay.
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Just before the AFL jumped on mental health, every media outlet wanted to go to town on Jack Watts for simply being the good looking kid in a terribly shit team. Always smiling, no one will ever endure what he went through. Well played.
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In 2014 it made little sense. In 2021 it ALL makes sense. Elite long game.
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Luke Jackson a far better player than Nick Cox and should win the Rising Star easily.
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I’ve got money on Melbourne to win by 40+ points. Guaranteed they’ll win by 39.
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@7AFL
Can’t wait for Kane Cornes to join Ch7 and complain about Buckley being too nice and not ruthless enough.
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@JessRowe
@PaulineHansonOz
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jessica Rowe: I don’t think Australia has heard enough from Pauline Hanson.
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This is totally disrespectful to the Western Bulldogs.
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This is one of the great live cross interviews.
We crossed out to two HUGE stars of the GWS side at the team hotel. Well sort of...
Tommy Sheridan and Dylan Buckley have joined us LIVE!
#9AFLSFS
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Fun fact: Bulldogs traded Hunter for a future 3rd round pick, and still pay part of his salary.
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All this digging for dirt on Tom Morris is not good. He’s got skeletons like we all do. The issue is it’s giving Luke Beveridge a pass to carry on like the fuckwit that he was last night, and that shouldn’t sit well.
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The woman being dragged out of the car by the police officer could have just given her details and not put on a show for the camera, right?
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Savvy work by the Dees to move up from pick 9 to pick 2 in the draft for 2015.
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The Clayton Oliver media pile on is so fucking basic. Industry love child Patrick Cripps got toweled by him three weeks ago, yet here we are.
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I think the debate for an AFL night grand final ends right here.
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Reminiscing when Josh Kelly was labelled as the AFL’s once-in-a-generation player, and GWS recruiters were laughing at Melbourne giving him away. Bloke is 27 and supposedly at the peak of his powers. 🥔
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Feeling for North supporters today. Us Demons can definitely relate.
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Grace Tame and Brittany Higgins going the one-two punch just before the election.
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Remember when Virat Kohli told the English crowd to stop booing Steve Smith only 18 months ago. Think about that before bringing up Monkeygate from 13 years ago.
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As part of Geelong’s minor premiership celebrations, Chris Scott will spend the week complaining about not being able to play Collingwood at Kardinia Park.
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Can we not forget that the allegations made by Bartlett and Arain were based on the club’s culture in 2020, during the hub in Brisbane? Everyone was taken away from their friends & families, during a time of which every cunt who writes for the Herald Sun still can’t get over.
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Taylor Duryea sooking up by suggesting the Bulldogs owned globally recognised team celebration song Freed From Desire, is almost as funny as him claiming that Hawthorn were humble champions. Cool story bro.
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The defamation case initiated by Linda Reynolds, to restore her reputation, appears to be going as planned.
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When you’re getting fucked over by cheating free kicks, don’t abuse the umpire, just kick 10 goals for the quarter.
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Bang… bang, bang, bang!
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If Luke Beveridge wants to continue enjoying his lucrative contract, he’s got to pull his head in and not blame the media after a loss. First it’s a song, and now Tom Morris. Biggest loser performance by a coach in decades that will cost them a flag, and possibly finals.
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That child portraying Moana Hope had more touches in the NAB commercial than Hope did during the entire season.
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The AFL fucked itself by tampering with the rules and tribunal every year, under the narrative that “the head is sacrosanct”. A reckless on field action has now ended a career, and history will forever expose them as the brand management cowards that we always knew.
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Imagine having zero capacity to enjoy winning a premiership in less than 3 weeks.
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Like sliding into DMs of unsuspecting women, Sam McClure treats his Melbourne trade rumour obsession as a numbers game.
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Ten years since Beyond Blue under Jeff Kennett paid money to troll Demon supporters.
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Shoutout to Ben Gibson at MFC comms who was responsible for the “it’s coming home” line in Gawny’s speech. Will be part of our folklore.
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If any Hawthorn player knows about missing windows, it’s Ben Dixon. 13 flags in 55 years, and after 203 games between 1995-2007, he couldn’t even enjoy one.
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If Ali Fahour got the sack then Barry Hall should never work on TV again.
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I’m on the side that doesn’t have a financial gain in keeping this conversation going.
Who's side are you on? Melbourne's side or Clayton Oliver's side?
In-depth discussion now on the
#TradeFeed
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Bang! Bang, bang, bang!
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Jetstar rated world's worst airline by people who expect red carpet treatment on $49 airfares.
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Still furious about this. Any reformed addict, whether it’s drugs, alcohol or gambling, would be properly tested and exposed to relapse with the irresponsible media attention that Goodwin copped today. He did the work and deserves nothing but respect.
Kate Roffey has penned a letter in response to recent media comments.
✍️:
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With the fixture released, allow me to remind people that Melbourne supporters are the most loyal and dedicated out of all Victorian clubs, hence why we are officially part of the big four.
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That special feeling on grand final day, enabled 50 weeks of supporting the reigning premiers. After 46 years never knowing what it was, it ended up being everything and so much more. MFC’s place in the AFL was once an unhealthy obsession, but tonight I’m left pretty content.
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How does a bloke like Luke Dunstan play half a season, pull 11 Brownlow votes and get the arse, while Saints fans basically say good riddance? Bizarre. Absolute steal by the Dees.
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For the first time ever, my 9yo has been wanting to go to the footy. So here we are. ❤️💙
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Chris Scott & Joel Selwood are the most ungracious whiny little bitches when they lose. It’s great.
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Could not love Clayton Oliver more. 39 touches and kept us in the game when everyone else had given up.
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Meanwhile Wayne Carey remains on our Channel 7 Friday night football TV screens.
#BREAKING
: Channel 7 have taken Georgia Love off air and issued an apology to staff after her social media post was deemed 'racist'. Details:
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@CUhlmann
Nice pivot, but if so, private leaks to senior journalists, dressed up as news, suggests the media should also be part of an “all-in” royal commission.
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Football moment of the decade. 💦🍆
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Footy colours day at daughter’s school. Melbourne supporter numbers have tripled on last year.
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On behalf of all Melbourne supporters, I’d like to offer ScoMo, Gladys, the removalists & the limo driver a collective fuck you.
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