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🏡 📍 Hillcrest, KZN.
(Ba ga Mathebula, Khoza, Mashiloane, Modiri, KELEBOGILE)
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Can I tweet on
#Listeriosis
and how the masses were failed by Enterprise foods and Department of Health?
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Jazz people on Sunday with their fancy wine, and their practice high-end sound system
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My dad was from a polygamous family. The first thing during dating that my mom asked him was if he was considering it. He said NO. He later in 1984 started an affair and blamed my mom for not accepting polygamy. My mom was pregnant with me at that time and SHE SHOWED HIM THE DOOR
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4 generations sitting at mom’s garden. Grandma is a lot better!
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The waiter here at Evita se Perron stutters and is soooo kind. He looks at his tip, as if I made a mistake. I have a soft spot for kind people. I went through a life with my mom pointing out when we experienced kind people. I have adopted that life disposition
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I drove to West Coast with my convertible top dropped, just to drink wine and sleep 10 feet from the beach. Alone. My 30s💜💚❤
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I am so excited for Gen Z🤣. They are flowing Boomers flames. They don’t hesitate to resign. I got a resignation citing “8-4” is too long and that it’s affecting their mental well-being”. ❤️🤣
If Boomers think millennials are hard to work with, wait till they see those that come after us.
OH BOY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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On Sundays, I sit and listen to Jazz on this here listening space. Buck Clayton is presiding on that Kansas City Lights
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One black woman in my team has resigned. I am happy for her new path and happy for an opportunity she's opening for another black woman!
Yes, I hire black women only. Sue me💖💞
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No. I prefer letting him know they are mine and he has his. A lesson about respecting other people’s things
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Earlier, a 13yr black girl asked to take a picture in my BMW Convertible Sports Car. She sat in the driver’s seat. I just jumped out and let her do her thing😂❤️. Black women are everything. Her dad kept saying “thank you “. I was happy to be part of it
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Good morning. It’s Junior Mance’s piano in the background, electronic diffuser oozing Lemon Grass oil, coffee, I just walked the garden, my plants are happy and my lawn, very green! Overall, a good morning
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When you walk into a restaurant and they play Jazz, there’s that feeling that everything in the world will be okay
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My mother wants daily selfies that I have dressed up warm. I am 33!
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After few tumblers of whisky 🥃 you revert to type, namely ngwanyana wa ko Pitori raised by a jazzmom
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My April photo dump is about a guy I have known for a year asking me to go to Cape Town for a weekend as a first date,wining, then him buying me a perfume on our second date. And now I cook him stews and pap and we drink Chardonnay listening to Pavarotti. That’s April for me
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Friend is taking girl of his dreams for dinner tonight, he asked for restaurant’s wine list and sent to me to pick. Gave him choice of red and white. He asked for VNs to pronounce them. All of this is too cute
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Where are your uncles who are in their 50s, love jazz and are divorced? I drink good whisky and play ndokos, tell them
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“Why do u have a tattoo on your left boob?”
Because I’m from a family with history of breast cancer, the ones who didn’t survive it. In ‘03 I found a lump in my left breast. Biopsy revealed fibrioadenoma, in 2007 when I removed it, it was circa, tennis ball size. It was pure luck
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Kids? I will be doing this in meetings when agenda is long and people overextend finalised points
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Please don’t make that lady who is harassing Zozibini trend. Just report and pass! No need to be asking her questions or trying to educate her
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My Chauffeur, a Zulu man, assumes I am Zulu cos of my surname, I tell him gore I am Tsonga, he asks if that's "Muvhango", I said no "Papa Penny"😂😂😂
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All I want is a 330ci convertible. BMW vintages are second to none!
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Dumelang Jazzists!
Sunday in Jazz homes…we open Sundays with Jazz. Today’s opener is Harry Edison with Buck Clayton.
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The original feminist of our family left us at age 92.
That was a life well lived ❤️
My mom called me at 2am saying she called ambulance for my grandma and says I should not come home. How am I going to justify to myself why I can’t support my mom at the moment she needs me the most? Corporate is not enough an excuse for me. I am about to hit tarmac to GP
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When your child ends a sentence with “akere mama?” It is not a question. It is a statement of fact and you need to fall in line with whatever is being said
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Listening to Jazz. It’s an actual thing, you sit and just listen to jazz
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We are going for a weekend away to Cape Town on Friday AS OUR FIRST DATE and I am already packing! Been acting super cool about this date but the truth is, I am “🥺❤️”
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Bo Mama ba lona ba blind so ka Jazz? My ma se ndokos guys 🔥
Deep down soul, Shirley Scott on daai B3 Hammond Organ
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I am crying cos I am tipsy and I am playing my mother’s jazz! My mom ke starring shem. How does one introduce themselves to Jazz! Bo blind 🔥
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Off to burn petrol via Bayerische Motoren Werke ///M Convertible
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Song name, please?
@EjazzsocMamsie
@De_Molf
@Enghumbhini
@JCharlesLeonard
@chrisvick3
@Almostconvinced
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Someone is cutting onions and also something got in my eye
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I am tipsy but I have money, a flat tummy and a convertible BMW. Ka dlala 😂
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#Listeriosis
I acknowledge that rapid testing is not always available and where available it is not cheap. Tiger Brands was irresponsible here. Cost of non compliance remains too high. This here is a case on point
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My son sneezes and then says “bless myself”. Is that a thing? 😂😂😂
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This is going to be the 1st Class action regarding Food Laws in South Africa
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Blocked mother when she googled prices of the wines I posted
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Just got my 2023 blessings from grandma and mom. I am now off to bed
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It’s my mom’s birthday. I know my mother’s love to be soft and validating. Re golele mama ❤️.
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@ThatoD01
Loved those scenes too. I am kinda living that now, plus ke motho le go iketsetsa mathanda
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Moving to Durban, nothing makes Convertible car sense like a coastal city
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I dropped my 2nd Convertible at BMW today and picked up the 3rd one. A vrrrpha of note! ///M
Bought snuif & went home
In calling our ancestors, I saw a tear on mom’s cheek ❤️🥺
Ba ga Mathebula, Ngoni, Khoza, Mashiloane, Mashego le ba ga Morodi, KELEBOGILE
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Nothing, you explain dental anatomy and how losing milk teeth is a grand milestone
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Let’s do a Twitter Space about Black Women in Jazz. Note: I don’t twang, I speak Spitori, I stutter and I am rhotic. Mara ke nale chelete (jokes)😊
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My favourite genre of men are those who say they love jazz and proceed to mention Kenny G. The boxed wine of Jazz!
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Free Advice:
Stop meat imports until we ID the Listeria source!
Elimination Method 101.
Who's monitoring chicken imports during listeriosis outbreak? asks SA poultry industry
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Morning. Let’s build a Sunday Jazz playlist. Reply with what you are playing now
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Drinking Vitamin Water from a flute gives it personality 🤣🥂
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I am at gym minding my business, as usual
A fucking white guy who lives in my estate “Greeting Fellow Dweller who loves Jazz and Weed”
For fuck sakes, guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Relationship tip: drink lots of wine together. Therein lies the formula.
We are the duo that went to Cape Town for a weekend getaway as 1st date and drank so much in wine to fall in love😂😂😂
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#Listeriosis
Part of your SQA, if you cannot test every batch, ensure your supplier does. That COA is now a legal document. And yes, as a legal head, I know as per CPA, you are jointly and severely liable.
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Kokwani is talking in Xitsonga, Koko is talking in Sepedi. They understand each other very well
@Enghumbhini
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New Month
New Job
New Province
New House
I could do with a Porsche to complete the look of “new beginnings”
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All my 3 houses were bought in March coinciding with a new job. March is my birthday month. Let me go to Durban to see the 3rd house that I bought without physically seeing 😌
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Saturday morning coffee as presided by Malcolm Jiyane Tree-O.
Dumelang bo Jazzists!
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Upto 35% off on wines at Woolies. RT to save an alcoholic 🤣
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#Listeriosis
In meat processes, due to nature of the product. You have to positive release raw materials. By that, I mean, do microbiology tests at receiving
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The most beautiful BMW. 507
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I think I once said to you that these sorta things tell me everything I need to know about you as a person ❤️
when I was sick, on my birthday and today the Last day of school 🥺😭. Teaching children is so special !
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