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Jimmy ⚡️ Dimples🇮🇱
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Man of God, writer, teacher, retail worker, pleasant eccentric, UNofficial chicken thrower. Assigned/By/God
Greater Metro Mayberry Area
Joined June 2009
Oh, and for the #TruBelievaz out there: remember, whoever is Prez, Veep, Gov, Mayor, Dogcatcher, #JesusIsKing #ElectionFinalThoughts
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Wondering if Elon Musk's child will go with any school friends named Hampton. Then each morning, the school can have Ham and X. ...I'll see myself out.... #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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In the Coven: Are Whoopi and Joy named in the same way huge guys are nicknamed Tiny, or shaven headed guys called Curly? #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Open Season on Tesla owners? How? I thought they were against any guns or hunting! #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Waiting for something to implode in the new Trump administration? You're looking the wrong way. Try Hollywood and the legacy media. You'll see way more cave-ins there. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Use of aborted fetal tissue. (sigh) I'm hoping and praying Trump's election isn't too little, too late to stop the fireballs from falling on this nation. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Your tax dollars abusing animals in cruel, pointless experiments?! As if P-nut's pointless death wasn't enough! No wonder Trump won, thank God. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Say a prayer for Rep. Larson. I don't care what letter is by his name. He needed help then, and probably still does. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Clapper does a voice vote. Now that's fooling around with the Clap. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Age is meaningless here: purple hair is A-OK... at a a circus, clown college, an anime cosplay or comics convention. Anywhere else in serious reality, not so much. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Keith might hear Saturday Night Fever with that shirt on. I hear the theme to The Brady Bunch. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Greta Thunberg is a Hamas warrior? Really? So what, does she attack herself for not wearing a head covering? #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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Trump, Jr. for prez? I thought we were sick and tired of dynasties. Kennedys, Bushes anyone? #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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The Louisiana Purchase. Where we bought it from Napoleon. Now we're dealing with people who ought to wear his crazy-guy hat. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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On that pastor quoting that verse on violence: if you quote a text outside of its CONtext... all you've got left is a CON. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
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