While sitting at a sushi restaurant, my daughter challenged me to write a
#haiku
on the fly. My response:
One two three four five.
One two three four five six sev-
Shit, that didn’t work.
#sushiwithdaughters
@elonmusk
@iamharaldur
I suggest we treat our pets like we want to be treated and post a lot of positive pet stories to Twitter so that the AI training will include kindness, mercy, and care.
@ScottAdamsSays
The question was a classic case of selling past the close. The correct answer would have been, “There are no provinces in Ukraine for which I would be willing to send US soldiers to fight and die.”
@mhdksafa
Exactly as Ian Fleming imagined him - dark hair, dark eyes, tiny gun, absolutely abysmal trigger finger discipline. Yeah I think it’ll be good!
@JamesYoder
Hurts doesn’t it - that you have to find these little gems and put them out there pretending they give you a glimmer of hope? When you know…
#MichiganCheated
in ‘21 & ‘22, blamed OSU for getting caught, and Sat, they’ll blame a loss on no Harbaugh and Partridge.
@MakingSenseHQ
One of the first things that struck me about your podcasts is your 20-30 minute prelude monologues explaining why the listener should not view this conversation as a loss for you. This is no different. You simply cannot see past yourself. You have every gift except humility.
@catturd2
@elonmusk
the fact that her picture shows up in my feed despite every attempt to avoid it makes this platform experience more sucky. Please give us tools to avoid ugly.
@PressSec
Said more truthfully, “We’re happy to report that, compared to the record high prices you all have been paying under our administration, the prices of some things have gone down some. We’re sure someone knows why.”
@GeorgeTakei
Watching Biden change his well-made-up and well-articulated opinion on the issue in Israel, I have to say, he believes in whatever he’s told to believe in. Think about it.
@hodgetwins
Definitely fake (I think) but the time is coming soon where none of us will be able to know the difference. What a fun time we’re going to have.
@mfarrellsports
“You lose yards on first down and now you know we’re gonna throw on second downs and they call their defenses pertaining to that.” - Deion Sanders
Hey buddy, what happened to, “But you still gotta stop ‘em”?
@PeteThamel
@An_elf_pirate
This from a lawyer who thinks that adding the words, ‘What, if any,’ to any question defeats objections for leading, hearsay, relevance, asked & answered, compound questions, lack of foundation, etc. 🤡
@kmreed
@SpaceX
There are people with a love for the old way of engineering rockets. There are also people with a vested interest in Musk himself going down.
They’re going to say what they’re going to say.
@MemeLetterkenny
@ShoresyHockey
Amazing writing, strong heart, Jared got the girl too early but for all the right reasons. I managed not to cry until episode 6.
Oh, and the Jims. The Jims are unbelievable.
@ThePrimalDino
@JohnH_BBT
David, you’re literally arguing in favor of a system which you admit is fatally flawed, and that your baby SLS should not be held accountable because it was born into that system.
I see the resemblance.
@freemonotheist
Love your feed - food for thought: A spider’s house is not a house. It is a trap that is destroyed when it works. The spider doesn’t lament the loss of the house because it can rebuild it in a single evening after the meal that it provides by its design. Alhamdulillah.