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@JimTussing

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@JimTussing
Jim Tussing
24 days
While sitting at a sushi restaurant, my daughter challenged me to write a #haiku on the fly. My response: One two three four five. One two three four five six sev- Shit, that didn’t work. #sushiwithdaughters
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@JimTussing
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@NoContextBrits Not at all. I’d pull down the tray, order two coffees and let her hair marinate the whole trip.
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@catturd2 You must have made sense or something. He hates that.
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@HardcoreHistory It’s what we love about you. You’re Hardcore.
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@nytimes NYT. The liar of record.
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@DineshDSouza “Our frowns must make us believable. Because we have nothing else.”
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@DrEliDavid @Harvard @MIT @Penn I guess words aren’t violence anymore. At least when directed at some.
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2 years
@laralogan @elonmusk Resigned from a job they weren’t doing. Nice.
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1 year
@elonmusk @iamharaldur I suggest we treat our pets like we want to be treated and post a lot of positive pet stories to Twitter so that the AI training will include kindness, mercy, and care.
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9 months
@ScottAdamsSays The question was a classic case of selling past the close. The correct answer would have been, “There are no provinces in Ukraine for which I would be willing to send US soldiers to fight and die.”
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@JohnnaCrider1 Incorrect. “I” has already been revealed.
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1 year
@mhdksafa Exactly as Ian Fleming imagined him - dark hair, dark eyes, tiny gun, absolutely abysmal trigger finger discipline. Yeah I think it’ll be good!
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2 years
@lexfridman @GretaThunberg @Cobratate Show them what they have in common - neither of them uses hair products.
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@DudespostingWs Incorrect. Not carpet. Never carpet.
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@CoriBush What does any of this have to do with racism?
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@InsaneRealitys No way those eyebrows survived.
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@mfarrellsports Correct. If Georgia didn’t deserve to be in the CFP then Florida State definitely did not. By a lot.
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@MadScientistFF Yep. Means ‘Michigan Sucks’.
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@DudespostingWs Love is a wonderful wonderful thing.
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@Kevin__McMahon Maybe they’re trying to minimize the number of child-hair-sniffing octogenarians.
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@lexfridman @elonmusk Jesus will you guys just kiss and get it over with?
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@stillgray @nytimes The liar of record.
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@POTUS Couldn’t agree more. I recommend a Glock 19.
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@ShellenbergerMD Make no mistake. They will look for any and all levers of control. It’s what they do. It’s all they do.
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@catturd2 Found it! I knew I’d seen this evil, ‘I’m just so so clever’ expression before.
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@catturd2 90 year old man deeply unconscious from severe head trauma I suspect.
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@MadScientistFF 14. One piece of coconut vs. two. Three bananas vs four.
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@JamesYoder Hurts doesn’t it - that you have to find these little gems and put them out there pretending they give you a glimmer of hope? When you know… #MichiganCheated in ‘21 & ‘22, blamed OSU for getting caught, and Sat, they’ll blame a loss on no Harbaugh and Partridge.
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@UMvsEveryone That should be The Standard. Every year.
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@jodi_geczi If you can’t beat ‘em, cheat.
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@CoriBush What does any of that have to do with race?
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1 year
@Lesdoggg Beautiful fonts. I didn’t know they had Microsoft Word back then.
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@historyinmemes I saw that bridge in Red Dead Redemption II.
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2 years
@MakingSenseHQ One of the first things that struck me about your podcasts is your 20-30 minute prelude monologues explaining why the listener should not view this conversation as a loss for you. This is no different. You simply cannot see past yourself. You have every gift except humility.
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2 years
@MedvedevRussiaE Wow. Guess who got a bottle of vodka for Christmas.
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@catturd2 @elonmusk the fact that her picture shows up in my feed despite every attempt to avoid it makes this platform experience more sucky. Please give us tools to avoid ugly.
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@NoContextBrits A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.
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2 years
@NowTheEndBegins The video is digitally manipulated to make it look that way. I’ve seen several of these.
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9 months
@PressSec Said more truthfully, “We’re happy to report that, compared to the record high prices you all have been paying under our administration, the prices of some things have gone down some. We’re sure someone knows why.”
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@GeorgeTakei Watching Biden change his well-made-up and well-articulated opinion on the issue in Israel, I have to say, he believes in whatever he’s told to believe in. Think about it.
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@PressSec Not spending ourselves into oblivion is not a matter for debate. It’s a basic responsibility of congress.
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2 years
@freemonotheist @YouTube Paul, curious if you have a recommended English translation of the Quran?
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2 years
@hodgetwins Definitely fake (I think) but the time is coming soon where none of us will be able to know the difference. What a fun time we’re going to have.
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@bennyjohnson Makes me feel like the distance between ‘refused’ and ‘forgot’ is a political struggle.
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@tedcruz I actually thought the instinctive “sush” was more telling.
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@BrianRoemmele One of those occasions where Darwin is too entertained to step in.
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2 years
@AlexBolewski @WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk Yep. I was wrong. Thanks. I’ve been well corrected by you and others. Much appreciated.
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@hodgetwins @sciam lost my subscription years ago for this kind of thing. Media capture is suppressing progress not promoting it.
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@mfarrellsports “You lose yards on first down and now you know we’re gonna throw on second downs and they call their defenses pertaining to that.” - Deion Sanders Hey buddy, what happened to, “But you still gotta stop ‘em”? @PeteThamel
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@freemonotheist Some people will believe anything.
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@BuzzPatterson I don’t think that’s an AR bullet. And it still has it’s casing on and therefore hasn’t actually been fired. Right?
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1 year
@An_elf_pirate This from a lawyer who thinks that adding the words, ‘What, if any,’ to any question defeats objections for leading, hearsay, relevance, asked & answered, compound questions, lack of foundation, etc. 🤡
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@catturd2 Oh Clive…
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9 months
@kmreed @SpaceX There are people with a love for the old way of engineering rockets. There are also people with a vested interest in Musk himself going down. They’re going to say what they’re going to say.
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@JimTussing
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2 years
Even the all powerful AI knows. ⁦ @LetterkennyProb ⁩ ⁦ @MemeLetterkenny ⁩ ⁦ @ProduceStandPod
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@ShoresyHockey @LetterkennyAnsr Fill ‘em right in. Sticks are unbelievable.
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@MemeLetterkenny @ShoresyHockey Amazing writing, strong heart, Jared got the girl too early but for all the right reasons. I managed not to cry until episode 6. Oh, and the Jims. The Jims are unbelievable.
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@11W Helluva thing to do just because he was massively overworked in the last game…
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2 years
@davidcoverdale Here I Go Again with my penis.
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@deltaIV9250 Hunted, gathered, fxcked. Not necessarily in that order.
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2 years
@realchasegeiser I like Authoritarian Wokeists for the #Democrats . Now can we call #Republicans the Armed Theocracists just to be fair?
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@MrOH1O That should be the standard for bowl games.
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1 year
@GoldingBF At least they didn’t bring elephants this time.
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2 years
Opened up the All Dressed chips. Holy fxck were they dressed. So dressed! ⁦ @LetterkennyProb ⁩ ⁦ @LetterkennyAnsr ⁩ ⁦ @ProduceStandPod
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@Brick_Suit @catturd2 Ahhhh beat me to it. :) Talk about uncanny valley, look at that face.
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@vidsthatgohard Gotta admit. The happy go lucky ice-cream truck music adds to the realism.
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@kyledcheney So “stared him down” Trump did not.
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@bluebyninety RT if your team will have the rare chance of winning your 1000th game a second time after the coming vacated wins due to cheating.
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@BabouTheOcicat “I doubt it.”
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@GadSaad Why would anyone ask an anesthesiologist who menstruates? Or a guitar player for that matter?
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@ThePrimalDino @JohnH_BBT David, you’re literally arguing in favor of a system which you admit is fatally flawed, and that your baby SLS should not be held accountable because it was born into that system. I see the resemblance.
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@JimTussing
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@JackPosobiec He didn’t see that coming. Probably why he was so sincere in his apologies.
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@TaraBull808 I agree that it is open to interpretation, but listen to him actually say it. He’s sincere.
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@Texas_Made956 Looks to be like both of them disappointed their girlfriends for different reasons…
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@ShoresyHockey The Jims are looking good!
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@michaelmalice But Ukraine soldiers all look like this. I saw it on the Interwebs & everything!
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@prageru Blowing really hard.
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@BarstoolOSU At least it’s not 3-2.
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@MemeLetterkenny Katy and Bonnie McMurray.
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@MrOH1O Uh we forgot to go over the plays with the next guy. Oops. Insane.
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@ben_kew @YesMachiavelli What. She cancelled herself? How progressive!
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@Ilhan Did you stop hating or are you only taking an advertising break for your sponsors?
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@freemonotheist Love your feed - food for thought: A spider’s house is not a house. It is a trap that is destroyed when it works. The spider doesn’t lament the loss of the house because it can rebuild it in a single evening after the meal that it provides by its design. Alhamdulillah.
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@MattFinkes You can get a full copy of the letter from this article.
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@dyingscribe Perfectly simple.
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@wintonARK NYT. The liar of record.
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@Doranimated Alhamdulillah.
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@Menace2Sports It’s fear. But Michigan will make it sound like it’s the sound of their well-developed sense of fair play being offended…
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@4Mischief She’s absolutely right.
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@bennyjohnson Springfield Ohio apparently.
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@cctvidiots I can’t even imagine getting latex paint in my eyeballs. I hope the kid survived. Kind of…
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@BrianRoemmele Glitch in the sim. The developers are working on it.
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@jarvis_best @HKytwayhat . Jarvis says Jesus got a squeezer off the party island from Mercedes. Allegedly…
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@AOCpressTwo @catturd2 @AOCpressTwo . Tiptoeing on the ragged edge of Parody since 2023.
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@nathangilmarti1 You got blocked because she couldn’t handle an honest question.
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