Jim Bell
@JimMinusWilson
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I am Jim. I live next door to my lovely friend Jackie and the others. I did have a dog called Wilson but his dollops killed him. Now I have Milson. Shalom.
Joined June 2018
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Me going to Jackie’s every Friday night/ Jackie saying I can’t go in
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Actual footage of the Queen watching the Meghan & Harry documentary tonight
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Are you married to a dead dog?
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Shalom @JoeBiden Why was I not asked to perform at your inorgasmation? Here is my audition
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The UK government deciding what to give families as substantial food for a week
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Jackie, I fancy you
Tell your crush you fancy them. fuck it why not. we’ve had a year.
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Boris being asked how many different tiers he wants to dish out this week
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All of these people getting engaged and I can’t even get any of Jackie’s crimble crumble
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Festive greetings to everyone except Martin who’s a prick
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Tier 16 is where you wake up every morning and Wilson dies in front of you
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RIP Horrible Grandma
BREAKING Carry On and Friday Night Dinner star Rosalind Knight dies aged 87
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