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this is so rude. can y’all stop comparing trump to oranges? citrus provides vitamin c & is delicious. trump provides nothing. the disrespect
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2015 depressed as shit, fresh outta hospital for suicide attempt & no eyebrows vs 2017 first poetry book published :) don't give up y'all
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my dream is a groupchat of 5 friends that text daily and we see each other every week
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she looks like a scene in a rom com, seeing the love of your life for the first time and the music slows down
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Spring/Summer plants are triggered to release more pollen based on higher co2 levels as the co2 levels rise each year, more pollen is released. so every year allergies will be worse than the last due to yanno global warming ! enjoy!
Brooooooo, what did the government put in the pollen this year?
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👏unless👏 your 👏twitter 👏is 👏racist 👏sexist 👏or 👏homophobic👏 then 👏we 👏all 👏coming👏 for 👏you 👏 because👏 ignorance 👏has 👏consequences👏
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i cant fw someone who hates homeless people fr if you can’t empathize for victims of a broken system & your argument is bc they r lazy tax evaders or do drugs bro… every billionaire personifies those traits as well x10 why dont you hate them too?
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did everyone forget tiffany haddish literally had sexual abuse allegations from her friend’s children (she recorded cp of a 9 / 14 year old) and here she is cafe hopping in Israel what a great character witness testimony for genocide
THIS is how it’s done! Thank you,
@TiffanyHaddish
, for going to Israel to experience for yourself what it’s all about!
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Kehlani inviting the pro Palestine protesters to walk with her float at Weho pride 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
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if we fucked before 2023 that was self harm and maybe reevaluate why u attract girls who hate themselves
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i told Austin i was sad over a boy & he took me out & got me food & bowling SOMEONE BETTER CUFF HIM HE’LL TREAT U RIGHT he deserves the BEST
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im FAT i’m BREAKING OUT and apparently i DON’T have an ASS so fuck y’all i’m gonna sleep
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your friends will agree and call him cute until he hurts u & then they let out all the roasts they were keeping in
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why are women always the target of ads encouraging to hide body odor as if women aren’t the ones with extensive hygiene routines while men use 8 in 1 body wash and don’t wash their ass? so misogynist to prey on women and plant new insecurities in young girls heads. YOU DONT SMELL
So are we going to do anything about the “whole body deodorant” situation or are we just going to watch another generation of women give themselves cervical cancer like we did with baby powder?
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boyfriend:
my brain: dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
me: do u still like me?
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at 13 i hated life, hated school, wanted to DIE vs at 16 i’m homeschooled, published my 1st book & get to do what i love everyday ❤️
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if i ever said i had feelings for u... LMAOOOOOOO... i did... im a hopeless romantic, im not gonna pretend im a cold hearted bitch, i would’ve moved mountains for u and if u let that go well SUCKS but just know i meant what i said
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don’t just call your girl hot or pretty
call her
- beautiful
- gorgeous
- spicy
- saucy
- low fat mayo
- scrambled egg
- 40% off JC Penny sale
- lizard
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where did penis havers get the idea they need to last longer instead of recharge faster?? no i do not want 45 minutes straight of shaft thrust in me until im dry n ur friction pinching my coochie lips 😐 need multiple rounds w buffer time of being silly and kissing
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im SICK AND TIRED of having a uterus, first of all, pads and birth control, fed up with buying that shit, second, why am i so ugly without makeup? that has nothing to do with being a girl that's a personal problem but im still pissed
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once my skin clears and my ass gets fat and my stomach isn’t bloated and i can be mentally stable enough to accomplish tasks and i don’t rely emotionally on other people it’s over for you bitches
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how do y’all find the time to cheat? i think about 1 person 24/7 and just that takes all my energy, how u gonna do that w multiple ppl?
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yes i’m the ugliest of my friends HOWEVER that allowed me to develop a decent personality so there’s that
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my sense of humor is just:
- death
- joking about a dick i don’t have
- redundancy
- death
- stolen off twitter
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u ever meet someone u could write 5858900986363948 love songs about and it wouldnt be enough 🥺
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I WAS LIKE “mom i think it’s impossible to meet someone kind, attractive, funny and smart for me” and she was like well you’re all of those so why would you not find another you? every shoe comes in 2, you just haven’t found your pair WOW
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when ur reading a skincare thread and step 1.) is "don't get stressed"
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me oct 1: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃🖤🖤🖤🖤🕸🕸🕸🕷🕷🕷👻👻👻💀☠️☠️💀👻👻🎃🎃🎃🎃
me on halloween:
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everything u want already exists, your soulmate, the money you want, the career you want, it's out there. YA JUST GOTTA MAKE IT URS BITCH U GOT THIS
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i lowkey miss wattpad culture, i once read a book where a girl gets sold to a prince werewolf & discovered she was magic and had fake brown contact lenses that her evil step mom put in and when she took them out her eyes were rainbow like damn
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how tf was tori vega posting about being wazzed over secret conflicts on the slap dot com as if her friends follow her???
omg beck cheated on jade what should i do?
feeling: 🥴 conflicted
half the school follows you tori, this isnt your finsta “flap” if you will
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“i don’t drink soda because it’s bad for you”
jenny i literally saw you chug half a bottle of peach new amsterdam with no chaser and do a line of coke, how is that any better?
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him: u can go to sleep if ur tired
me: *texting w one eye open in the dark* i’m not tired i wanna talk to u *closes eyes after text sends*
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i pointed out my boyfriend’s pupils always dilate when he looks at me which supposedly happens when u like someone and he was like “maybe they dilate because you’re just a dark and devastating person”
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me when im with my friends: I LOVE LIFE :-))))))))) !!!!!!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!
me at any other time with 10 seconds of silence in mind: i . am. so. lonely. i . am . unhappy. :(((((((()(((
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you an ass guy or tit guy? trick question. i can offer you neither.
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guy catcalling: hey gurl how u doinnn ?
me: honestly, not great, i've been having a lot of self doubt and it's been so difficult for me to get out of bed in the morning, my pet cat Tooty i had for 11 years died and i'm actually on my way to visit his grave rn
guy catcalling:
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nothing is wrong with being a hoe (in fact i encourage safe thottiness) but i am still a virgin, if u could hold off on slut shaming me until i actually get dicked it’d b appreciated. i’ll make sure to update y’all so when u call me a thot it’s true ;)
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some healthy weight gain !! 105 lbs vs 120 lbs & i feel gr88 !! ya girl kinda got a lil booty now 👀
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I think this is circulating FB which im v happy about but i once again forgot to sign my art lol
#bodyposi
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u ever have dreams so fucked up ur like how did u dream that u sick fuck
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i’m so impressed by how much i can cry like does this bitch never run out of tears
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forced him to study for a test he didnt wanna study for then he full on fell asleep on me and im staying up to make sure he’s not late for class
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me: *gets 3 hours of sleep*
me: *tired*
me: *gets 8+ hours of sleep*
me: *still tired*
????????
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friend: so you still hung up over that guy?
me: no lol i’m over him
narrator: she was not over him.
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u ever wanna cry bc u appreciate someone sm and they r so amazing and ur so grateful they exist in ur life & care abt u
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me: i crave AFFECTION !!! show me AFFECTION!!!
me: *is shown affection*
me: yo wtf this is disgusting STOP lmfao STOP i don’t WANT THIS LMAOOO
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u know when ur taking a shower listening to us music rly loud and ur like HELL YEAH I FEEL SO PRODUCTIVE I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AS SOON AS I GET OUT IMMA CREATE MY OWN DESTINY BITCH and ur shower is over and suddenly ur laying in bed in a towel for 3 hours doing nothing
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ppl who confidently send hella texts in a row r my favorite type of ppl
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u ever cry bc u wanna travel the world w someone and grow ur careers with someone and have a family w someone but ur 17 and awkward and dont know how to dress and u take 5 depression naps a day yet only manage to get 4 hours of sleep and AHHhhHhHhhhHhh
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ok once i was so in love with a guy id ask him to call me to wake me up when i took naps bc when i heard an alarm i just turned it off but when i knew he was calling i would wake up just to hear his voice AND LEMME JUST SAY i was such a lil BITCH now i feel NOTHING for NO ONE
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i didnt sleep and spent the whole night crocheting this top & its the first top ive ever made so made so yes it was worth it
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when u make a weird noise and the person ur with makes it back but louder, thats some spiritual shit right there
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you didn’t want my company, you just wanted some company. because you don’t know how to be alone with yourself. i hope you figure it out tho
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straight twitter: i hung out w my friend of the opposite gender
y’all: DATE
gay twitter: i went on a date w my s/o
y’all: like as friends?
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owning a vagina and uterus is so scary bc im so used to shrugging off severe abdominal pain as cramps, so theoretically all my organs could explode at once & ill just be like “yea its that time of month”
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living w anxiety: being painfully uncomfortable all the time for no reason w an unwarranted sinking feeling something is wrong
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most attractive features on guys
18. you
17. cant
16. rate
15. or
14. rank
13. physical
12. attributes
11. bc
10. everyone
9. has
8. different
7. taste
6. and
5. all
4. features
3. are
2. unique
1. pianist hands
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rt if u have small boobs bc i have small boobs and i just want to feel like im apart of something
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my friends: we love u
me: i believe u and feel the same
me to myself in bed 5 hrs later: my friends hate me what do i do i annoy them they never wanna see me ahhhhhhh
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zzz
＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
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∧_∧ life is essentially
( ･ω･) meaningless
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／ └-(＿＿＿_／
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zzz
＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
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i want a significant other to keep me company in the shower, and not like shower with me, but sit on the toilet next to the shower and write down any ideas i have on their phone as i call them out while i’m showering
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can y’all stop calling me a thot/bitch etc for not dating my friend who i see as an older brother? who sees me as a lil sis? y’all weird.
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why was i born a human female i wish i was born a cool bird with nice feathers and my bird boyfriend would impress me with his tail and squacking like thats what i want
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y’all still doing cocaine and poppin xans? lame. try reassurance and validation. that shit’s CRaZY
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u ever see a girl and think yea my man would probably cheat on me with her
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i couldn’t wake up until 3 yesterday bc i was so depressed and the only way not to feel suicidal was to be asleep but today i drove 2 hours to the beach and saw dolphins for like the first time and it made me r rly happy and life has ups and downs it’s okay it’s okay
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pro life bitches wish they could shove a gun up their pussy so their fetus can protect itself
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me having to cook for myself when im starving vs me cooking for my friends i love
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worst feelings in the world:
- loneliness
- betrayal
- abandonment
- anxiety
- when you kill a fly and think its dead but when you pick it up with a napkin you can feel it moving
- depression
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