Jess without the mess π€
@JessiSummer
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Logical. Sarcastic. Blunt. WindiesFan. MusicLover. RestingBitchFaceHaver. Mother of Maya.
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Joined July 2011
Some things are sacred, until you act like they're not. Then you lose them
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RT @Puff_Iya: βMy body is more acceptable and yet I still hate it so Iβm struggling to understand why you donβt hate yours.β Wild man
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That team fertile af. They had a pact or something?
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Man Crush Mondays...just cause a nigga was fine on that day. It didnt mean nothing else. The good ol days
I hate the anxiety and weirdness thatβs built around posting partners. There used to be a time where people posted women crushes on Wednesdays.
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The lawsuit dem would hold lol. Jokes
My coworker went to get her birth control put back in her arm and they said no because the country is under populated. A deh so we reach now? Oh.
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RT @AmeriKraut: oh ok well so long as i have YOUR assurance that the people who were supposed to be up there for 10 days and not half a yeaβ¦
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a girl in my office was shaking her protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said βdo I hear margaritas?β... no Olivia, itβs 9 am.
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RT @AmeriKraut: stephen a is such a weirdo. divorce? serena williams is married to an armenian from brooklyn who wore a DARE t-shirt to a tβ¦
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Would be really good if that works out for me. Would definitely take a load off my shoulders
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She gun fuck around in dubai and never see the light of day again
So instead of taking the layover flight from Dubai back to NYC, Onija Robinson decided to just stay in Dubai for Season 2. Iβm CTFUPPP π
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RT @DepressedDETN: That man looked dead at the camera and said your name, in front of 155 million people, and you got smoke for Serena lmao.
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