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@Jessercus

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Artist, Photographer, Destroyer of Dreams. #greg2024 🇺🇸

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6 months
Another composite of the solar eclipse 😁
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1 year
@greg16676935420 It's the sad life we live. Why must I pay property tax on a house I own? 😫
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10 months
@Earth_Updates Now quick, bury that ice cube somewhere deep and cold so it never defrosts again
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6 months
@PokemonGoApp Wtf did you do?! My avatar matched myself BEFORE! And I can't even go back to it, because God forbid a woman look womanly these days. Thanks, guys.
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6 months
@greg16676935420 I think I see a seal?
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3 months
@greg16676935420 Gotta be for cheese slices
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6 months
@PokemonGoApp Just continue ignoring everyone's complaints about the avatar update. 💩
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2 months
@DefiantLs Docking???
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@greg16676935420 I think it all goes to Nancy Pelosi
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1 year
@greg16676935420 @MrBeast That's like $5 a day though...
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2 years
We got to see the one and only Dave Landau last night at the Funny Stop in Cuyahoga Falls! Man is this guy fucking hilarious. Thanks for making us feel sane during these INSANE times! 😂 @LandauDave @FunnyStop #DaveLandau #CuyahogaFalls
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@greg16676935420 Make the walls nothing but mirrors
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1 year
@greg16676935420 They must have a big yard and are real eager to mow it
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4 months
@greg16676935420 Wait, are you always pooping when you post or reply?
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11 months
@greg16676935420 That arm looks like a weiner
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@greg16676935420 Lobster tank
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3 months
@MarkHamill @libsoftiktok Haha sure, Mark. Replying to a post and making a post are two different things.
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1 year
@greg16676935420 Just trying to relate, buddy 😆
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7 months
@betterme I thought these were potatoes for a sec
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10 months
@Earth_Updates Hopefully it'll be better than 2020-2023? 🤞
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10 months
@greg16676935420 That pencil is necessary greg, I needed it to draw pickle greg
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1 year
@rickygervais Pete Davidson for US comedian? No thanks. Definitely Dave Chapelle. Ricky Gervais for the UK comedian is 100 percent accurate 😊
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1 year
@stillgray What a genuine reaction. 😂😂😂
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11 months
@messedupfoods Michael Jackson did it 😂😂
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1 year
@greg16676935420 I mean it's correct in a way, it's counting the quotation 😂
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8 months
@greg16676935420 @KimKardashian I think she wants the world to know that she misses you, greg
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6 months
@thatstarwarsgrl Before and after. I always wanted to be fugly in my video games. NOT. 😒😒😒
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11 months
I decided to draw the pickle variant of our beloved greg for the greg gang drawing contest! I really hope that you all love it. ♥️ #blessthepickle @greg16676935420
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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk @SpaceX I agree with greg's assessment of Elon's assessment
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4 months
@David_Leavitt @SecretService @Safety Perhaps include the whole title and not the little bit that you wanted to see.
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1 year
@greg16676935420 It's missing a whole 1/4" from the first inch... where was the QA check 😆
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10 months
@Earth_Updates I see white and gold, and a picture with a cooler white balance making the white color appear to have blue in it. How is anyone seeing black anywhere on this dress? I don't see it 😭
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9 months
@greg16676935420 greg, Elon, and greg gets to pick the third
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3 months
@krassenstein @Habboyrific @elonmusk This is Elon's own account. If any official X account would be posting anything showing a political stance, then I'd get your point. Just because Elon owns X, shouldn't mean that he has to be silenced and coddle people like you.
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2 months
@harris_wins Just prove further that you seek out of context clips to deceive people. He was referring to a crowd of people there from North Carolina, which he had brought up previously. I knew that you guys would take it and run with it, way to be predictable.
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11 months
@Earth_Updates We are now dead, thanks
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3 months
@LeadingReport People have managed to send payments for bills in the mail by the due date forever. How hard is it to ask the same of mail-in ballots?
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11 months
@greg16676935420 Cookies are awesome, especially when they resemble greg
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10 months
@greg16676935420 I swear I first saw a booty 😅😂
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3 months
@greg16676935420 Flavored? Do you eat soap?
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4 months
@greg16676935420 I've never tried eating cereal with a fork. Sell it to me, greg. Is it worth it?
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1 year
@greg16676935420 Everyone would love Greg if he were president... just saying 😊
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3 months
@greg16676935420 I do NOT have microplastics in my balls
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@greg16676935420 @JoeBiden But she is Vice President Trump
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6 months
@Cyael @Pokemon I am "painfully" annoyed. 😅😑😑
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11 months
@Earth_Updates They already did though
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10 months
Guess who 👀
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4 months
@greg16676935420 Congratulations, greg!!! But I can't find myself in this pic 😭
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2 months
@greg16676935420 Take a pic of greg right now and post it or this isn't true
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1 year
@greg16676935420 So very thoughtful Greg. Moms are essential!
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6 months
@greg16676935420 Google deez nuts
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@greg16676935420 @stillgray You've been "that guy" often lately and I'm here for it 😆
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It's grumpkin cookie season 😋🎃 Inspired by the one and only beautiful man that is @greg16676935420
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@harryjsisson @ScottPresler But had it been the other way around, you'd be sure to blame the bad, BAD orange man.
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@greg16676935420 Can you lower the retirement age, too? Pretty please?
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@greg16676935420 Is this for real?
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1 year
@messedupfoods I voted flarts all the way
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@greg16676935420 Man that is as fancy as it gets
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@greg16676935420 I didn't realize they made bodysuits for dudes. Warning: these suck when you have to pee super bad and have to go through the process of unbuttoning it.
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Pickle greg now has a home in the dining room. Can't wait to tell visitors who @greg16676935420 is 🔥
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@greg16676935420 Age limits for presidents
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@greg16676935420 Hoshi ❤️
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1 year
@greg16676935420 My all time fav
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1 year
Got my Not Greg coffee mug and t-shirt, and they're pretty awesome 😍❤️ @dogecoinmillion
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@DontWalkRUN Come on man, what happened to my protective bubble?
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@MsBlaireWhite Awe, look at her acting like she cares about us little people.
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@KatiePavlich Never want to hear him say "the MAGA Republicans" again.
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@greg16676935420 And now you're considered evil for voting for what you may feel is the lesser of two evils.
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1 year
@ImSpeaking14 @JoeBiden Sounds just like the real Kamala, bravo 👏
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@greg16676935420 Why are you typing 69 into the calculator anyway? Just for fun?
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@greg16676935420 Have you ever turned an age with a 0 at the end greg? 😆
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@Earth_Updates Wait, so my Winston is no longer a demon kitty?
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@greg16676935420 Why is there a dong-shaped imprint in it...
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@AunySillyMe @greg16676935420 Couldn't agree more with this 😆
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@siralexanderj @greg16676935420 You're safe if you're not an ice cube 👍
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@greg16676935420 Greg am I dumb? 5 x 52 x 10
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@greg16676935420 Or even ice cream
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11 months
Rocko drools when he is happy, anyone else have a cat that does this? 😆💗
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@rickygervais Huh? 🤣
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Pictures never show how huge Rocko really is. I love this kitty 🥰🥰🥰
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@harryjsisson All of your posts sound like you're just trying to convince yourself that the Boodoo is great and you're so happy to vote for him. 🙃
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@greg16676935420 Did you really put sprinkles on your spaghetti? Not for me, but sure looks pretty 🤩
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@harryjsisson You just described Joe Boodoo 99% of the time.
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Happy Caturday to all who celebrates 😸
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Definitely feeling like this potato today.
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Me on Mondays.
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@rickygervais Hi Pickle, this is my boy Hoshi 🥰
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@brockpierson @greg16676935420 I'm not sure I'd trust a hotdog from McDonald's
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@IHATEHEX @greg16676935420 You'll be taxed by trolls
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@Lukewearechange Pathological liar... 😒
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Hoshi caught being cute 🥰
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@greg16676935420 My guess is that you're pooping right now
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