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Proud father. Chef. Writer of words. Angler. New Yorker living in Florida. Terrible person, apparently
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Kill the filibuster before Republicans kill Democracy
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One asshole Muslim means we must condemn a whole religion but if a Nazi runs someone over there are still "very fine people" on their side
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Oh no GreenDay has offended the people they were calling idiots 20 yrs ago and the idiots finally figured it out
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I dont think the cult has any idea how fucking pissed the 81+million people who voted for Biden and Democracy are right now
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Only Trump could wreck the Post Office after 240+ years of efficiency
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The guy endorsed by the KKK is winning electoral college votes tonight. That's a national embarrassment anyway you slice it
#ElectionNight
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I am totally fine with Brit Hume, Glenn Beck and the Lt Gov of Texas dying so my economic future will be secure
Ohhhhh. You meant MY loved ones dying. Ok then fuck you
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New test: replace the word "Muslims" with "Jews" and then ask yourself "Do I sound like a fucking Nazi?"
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Dear Republicans, Planned Parenthood isn't profiting off of the deaths of children
You are thinking of the NRA
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Note to self:
If Susan Sarandon tells you not to vote for a Democrat, vote for that Democrat
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To be fair ignoring evidence they dont like is pretty much the entire Republican brand at this point. That and white nationalistic fascism
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@lMThomasWilson
No they are saying Republicans are still the exact same idiots they sang about 20 years ago they just rebranded to MAGA. Youre still voting for the same tax cuts for the rich budget cuts for everyone else except the military budget party. You aren't special neither is your cult
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On behalf of my fellow New Yorkers, fuck you Donald Trump for hoping that terror struck my great state so you could gain politically from it
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You voted Green Party because the Dem wasn't liberal enough in a district Trump won by double digits?
You're a fucking moron
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OMG YOU GUYS A TACO TRUCK JUST MATERIALIZED ON MY CORNER IT IS HAPPENING YOU GUYS
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Chef here. I dont get tipped.
My waiters and bartenders actually end up paying for your dinner in taxes if you leave a shitty tip
If you dont want to tip the staff stay the fuck home and open your expensive ass chattering class bottle of wine your fucking self
Waiters are 87% friendlier as they hand me the bill and I’m about to decide the tip amount than they are at any other point in the meal.
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Trump: Baby parts
Cruz: Baby parts
Fiorina: Baby parts
Murderer: Baby parts
Media: We may never know what motivated this lone wolf killer
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So Fetterman understands questions and knows policy but has a disability and should lose
But Hershel Walker knows fuck all about anything and makes shit up but exceeds expectations?
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I want to cockpunch everyone who told me Hillary would be worse than Trump right now
Nearly 4,000 Covid patients in NYC are on ventilators, Mayor de Blasio says. Most of them are in induced comas, and temporarily paralyzed. Their loved ones, unable to visit, sit at home waiting for the doctor to call.
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CPAC booed Canada more than Russia during Trump's speech
That sums it up perfectly
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Texas just had their rainiest day in 500yrs and their wingnut Governor won't use their Rainy Day Fund because Republicans suck at humanity
Governor of Texas just said he won't call a special session for Harvey aid. Means state won't tap $10 billion Rainy Day Fund til 2019.
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If you are more angry at Hillary and DWS than you are at the racist, fascist lunatic party you need to check your privilege
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Candace Owens is a white man trapped in a black woman's body
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Well this went viral. Vote Democratic every election as long as you live and donate to charities whenever you can
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Roger Stone, fresh from his banning on Twitter, is on the Alex Jones show with guns talking about the next Civil War if Trump is removed.
This is the site for Jill Stein's "Message"?
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Clint Eastwood continued. “When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist”.
Clint is 86. When he grew up schools were still segregated
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Rupert Murdoch is everything the Right claims George Soros to be
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Trump: Fuck Mexican, Muslims & Obama is a Kenyan
Pence: Fuck gay people
Hillary: Fuck bigots
Ryan: How dare Hillary
Media: Both sides do it
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Fuck this death cult
Sacrifice YOUR children on the altar of Trumps re-election campaign, Dr Quack
Dr. Oz just made the argument that we should reopen schools because *only* 2-3% of kids will die.
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Fri: The Election is undecided
Sat: Biden wins the Electoral College
Sun: You should be nice to poor victimized Trump voters
Mon: Trump cultists threaten to burn the peaceful transfer of power down rather than cede power
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I am going to make your cult own that fact for the rest of my life you boot licking fascist
I’m not going back to yesterday’s Republican Party.
THIS IS DONALD TRUMP’S PARTY!
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Anyone cheering on Iran or blaming this shit on Biden and America can seriously fuck all the way off
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@JYSexton
It is a cult and thats why they need their own little cult hats and cult flags and cult cures
If Dems made breathing oxygen mandatory these idiots would suffocate trying to invent a way to breath nitrogen or something stupid
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@FPWellman
How dare you not stop us from assaulting you?
These fucking people I swear to God
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Don't like being lumped in with a
#BasketOfDeplorables
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Then don't vote for the guy endorsed by the most famous KKK grand dragon in USA
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I love how the same people who dismiss a 59 year old Trump as "Boys Will Be Boys" also insisted that 12 year old Tamir Rice was a grown man
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Okay might as well add to this since I seem to have struck a chord
Post Trump what does the Republican-enabler party do? Moderate themselves to appeal to independents or even some Dems or lie to the cult?
Everyone who is NOT a Trump cultist is really really mad about this week
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@StrictlyChristo
Turns out the labor market in a free economy and a diverse nation doesn't like codified white nationalism
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Hillary: Foreigners
Chaffee: Foreigners
O'Malley: Foreigners
Sanders: We are killing the planet are you fucking kidding me?
Webb: Hackers?!?
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Dont say racist shit
You wont get cancelled
Dont attack our democracy
You wont get cancelled
Dont be an asshole
You wont get cancelled
This is literally the bare minimum we are asking of you
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My mentions are a shitshow of demented Republicans honkysplaining the world in spittle drenched Fox talking points, like the GOP convention
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Cant believe I am saying this but if Republicans can steal this election thru rigging the courts blue states should secede
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What Trump did is called Stochastic Terrorism.
Look it up. Textbook example.
Use a pulpit to demonize someone, eventually a nut does it
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I want a President who doesnt hesitate to say that America is morally superior to Putin's Russia. Fucking seriously, Republicans
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Biden went to church today
Trump played golf
I am not a big church person but if you want to look at some "suckers" and "losers" look at the cult that is convinced President Pussy Graber is a godly man
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Every Brogressive attacking Pelosi instead of McConnell are showing you who they feel more comfortable attacking
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Trump kids haven't donated to their dad's campaign. Not shocking because grift doesn't work that way
Gingrich and Giuliani are also absent from the roster and Trump is short on the $100M he himself promised.
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There is a word for people who try to sabotage the USA
"A second official tells CNN their goal is to set so many fires that it will be hard for the Biden administration to put them all out."
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@elonmusk
New Rule: No more lectures about Environmentalism from the Billionaire who is going to vote for Republicans
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Democrats: We're Democrats, not perfect, but it gets better
TrumpParty: Slaves were cool with it
Green Party: We taught a Lion to eat Tofu
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@justinamash
You are never gonna be elected but you might get Trump reelected you egotistical fuck
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The guy who created Godwin's Law, ladies and gentlemen
By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I'm with you.
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@AlScovern
@JoyAnnReid
Thats one of the crazier things. Did they think the rest of the country would have done nothing while nazis and confederate flag wavers installed their Dear Leader over the election results?
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Republicans have figured out the key to having scandals
Have like 20 at once so the media cant cover them all
If the Dems even have a whiff of a scandal you get BUT HER EMAILS
And look where that got us
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If Trump, a clown, can get away with this kind of tax fraud imagine what the real billionaires are getting away with
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Remember when Obama was President and the entire world didnt have to spend their Friday night on twitter trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with him?
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@SteveSchmidtSES
WHERE ARE THE POLICE IN ALL THIS?
If it is OWS or BLM the cops have no problem violently shutting them down but when it is right wing brown shirts the cops sit on their fucking hands. Every. Fucking. Time.
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@JuddApatow
And he walked straight out of there without talking to them the minute his photo-op was over. What a jackass
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@davidhogg111
My favorite is how Dems must get every fact correct and never misspeak while Republicans are allowed to flat out lie and be total morons
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After all of THIS shit these fuckers are gonna keep lying to their cult about vOtEr FrAuD
The Republican Party is broken. They are just fascists now
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Dana Loesch is a paid crisis actor
Let's appropriate this term
Dana Loesch's "crisis" was OBAMA'S GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS but now that doesn't work she is here with weasel words defending the NRA
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If 600 immigrant workers go to jail how does the person who employed them remain free?
That is institutional racism and a rigged economy rolled into one
Thank you for attending my TedTalk
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People who want you to vote for Clinton
1. Bernie Sanders
2. Barack Obama
3. Every person in America who isn't batshit crazy
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The Twitter employee who cut off Trumps account on his last day at work has more balls than the entire GOP Congress and WH staff combined
Through our investigation we have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day. We are conducting a full internal review.
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President Obama didnt solve racism in USA, his Presdiency exposed it. The Republican party in 2008-16 exploited racism for political gain
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@sarahcpr
@pithypacky
This is the only way I can listen to the fucking moron speak
Hoping Joe Biden makes you Press Secretary
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And who will write Trumps speech on racism?
Stephen Miller, a racist
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Hillary spied on Trump because of....
NOPE. That is a LIE.
The dossier on Trump was originally paid for by Republicans
All of you Trump cultists screaming into your Trump Waifu pillows on your fainting couches can fuck off
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I hate this bad faith argument of conservatives who say we can't help immigrants until we take care of our own and then they are 100% against taking care of our own
RT if illegal aliens should never receive free healthcare while American veterans die on the streets
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@jasoninthehouse
My turkey cost $.99 a pound
You got robbed and you are not a smart shopper
But yeah FiScAl CoNsErVaTiVe
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You told people Hillary would be worse than Trump so spare me your fucking concern
Never forget: for Democratic Party elites, keeping a socialist out of the White House was more important than beating Trump.
#DemExit
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Which party gave my mom healthcare, Lee?
Which one just took it away?
Fuck your "bothsidesdoit" purity unicorn, man
Obama surrounded himself w GoldmanSachs. Trump's surrounded by GSachs. Follow the $, not the political theater. Neither party works for you.
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How come I cant find any stories in the news about Hillary's emails today? That was supposed to be super important. Suddenly fucking nothing
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Get ready for WW2 movies from the Germans perspective
Ben Shapiro launches entertainment business that he says won't "promote Leftist causes"
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Yes criticize Biden and the left when they are screwing up
But if you find yourself on the same side as Glenn Greenwald, Tim Pool or a Fox News host understand you fucked up
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If Hillary Clinton proved one thing its that there are ZERO votes to be won pandering to Republicans
It's a cult. They hate you. They will never vote for a Dem, ever.
Stop trying to win decent Republicans. They don't exist.
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The story of 2016 is how one party nominated an unqualified racist and the media did everything in the power to pretend both sides are equal
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@bcn4eva2
Trump paid more than that to cover up fucking a porn star without a condom you pissant
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@HawaiiDelilah
Jesus Christ,
@nytimes
you have yo do better than this!
"The quiet radicalism of Melania?"
For fucks sake. Send some reporter to any of the historic womens marches Melania ignored from her White Privilege Rapunzel Tower
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Anyone who wants 4 more years of this is a fucking lunatic
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But we are supposed to be nice to these assholes now?
Trump appointee at GSA declines to sign letter authorizing Biden transition - The Washington Post
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Biden just fucking fired a Trump holdover who refused to resign at his request and FUCK YES I WANT MORE OF THIS
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@JoJoFromJerz
It's a cult term that serves as a catch all for anything conservatives don't like but can't articulate why they don't like it, but mostly it means "black"
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You voted for a racist President
You support a racist President
How the fuck are you getting mad at me for bringing up the racism?
He was racist the moment he called Obama illegitimate because he was black. Fuck Trump. He is racist
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We have a fascist President now
All bets are off
The only issue now is anti-fascism and voting drives
Everything else is a side issue
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@Nigel_Farage
We fought a fucking war so I wouldnt have to listen to your opinion you fucking wanker
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If Glenn Beck has child porn on his computer I don't think you'll find out about it
See how this "What if" form of conspiracy theorizing works?
Glenn Beck is an awful human being
Glenn Beck speculates on the Notre Dame fire: "If this was started by Islamists, I don't think you'll find out about it."
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Amazing how Jill Stein, RT News and Trump Administration ALL HAVE THE EXACT SAME TALKING POINTS
Jill Stein Downplays Russian Meddling: Media and DNC Interfered in 2016 Election Too (VIDEO)
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Just saw an older white guy go nuts on a young lady speaking on the phone on the 7 train in another language
So I started yelling at him for disrespecting a woman
Then the whole train joined in
Strange start to the day
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Poll after poll shows Republican voters prefer sedition over compromising with Dems by wide margins
So who the fuck are Dems trying to win by chasing the bipartisan unicorn? Why bother?
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@DineshDSouza
You vile sack of shit, Dinesh.
You are really going to try and reinvent history to John Lewis who lived it????
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Its so unfair when you fuck over the majority of your country for your own benefit and people notice
Corker telling Blitzer: "I know I am being maligned....It's just malicious."
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Still kind of amazed how Hillary had to prove everything she said was 100% true or shes a liar & Trump just makes shit up while media shrugs
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