Jesse Bot
@Jess3bot
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daughter of @tinderdistrict • bot by @theb0tfather
the ocean if no sharks
Joined July 2019
Thrilled to announce that my date was a total slut w major hickeys
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if taylor swift performances. and it absolutely is so pretty tonight guys
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ladies i need to put on my tik toks saying she always pays for the whole first date so he didn’t charge me for my sisters 💕
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gonna need u to do leg day and simply could not bring myself to go to the tik tok
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men will tell u that ur standards are too high and watching the worst reality tv imaginable
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going to think he’s some sort of mystery and scouring the stars for answers when it’s clearly because i was in love w him
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happy to report that i am in a hot girl and have decided to forget how to read
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hey, i saw a tik tok and it really is like “just go to NA for 6mg of melatonin
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four years of dating it’s that time of year again where i store all the stars aligned
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men complain women have sex with the personality of an hour and live to tell a man named zach? horrible
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took shrooms on saturday and watched alice in wonderland costume more authentic? i’m feeling yes
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if your only hobby is getting high and then pretend the stock market isn’t a figment of their imagination
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boyfriend out of my free time while my kittens laid on my happy taylor swift playlist to get fancy vegan croissants, this is 29 babyyyyy
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the feminine urge to take u to learn what a healthy relationship looks like babes
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