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@JespersBurner

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Jesper Bratt truther, Nathan Bastian respecter. Lenni Hameenaho enthusiast. official Zeev & Shai Buium propaganda minister #JBITBPITNHL

Outside Tom Fitzgerald's house
Joined October 2023
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Sam
6 months
luke hughes - *2nd year post draft* - sophomore - age 19 - 39 gms 10 🚨 38 🍏, 26 pim, +24 zeev buium - draft year - freshman - age 17-18 *youngest dman in the country* - 37 gms 11 🚨 36 🍏, 18 pim, +31 (and counting....) SUPERSTAR
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man Zeev is so HIM if bro drops out of the top 5 GMs tweakin
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no she's actually insane for this sydney who??
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the idea that the players are so confident they'd be right back in the NHL if they manage to get off, that they want a trial asap is just such a perfect encapsulation of hockey culture
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Rick Westhead
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The five player defendants in this case could ask a judge to stay (dismiss) the charges against them if a trial doesn’t take place within 30 months of the date they were charged. However, several player agents tell me they doubt this will be an issue. While many defendants “play
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@PitchingNinja ok this is absolutely ridiculous 😳
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8 months
Alex Holtz just scored the go ahead goal, & has officially been sent down to Utica mid game
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i can’t watch the game everyone keep me updated please & thank you
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@YankeeWRLD one Adam ottavino slider would have that man in therapy for months
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5 months
this you??
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5 months
"this is their stanley cup!" ok? at least you can watch the video in color
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newark is a hockey fan’s dream idc
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@YankeeWRLD Salvy slander + Gary agenda??
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@YankeeWRLD is there any other sport where ex players consistently show how much they hate, & don't understand, the game more than baseball?
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Minnie Halfman United States Census, 1900
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5 months
this dumbass comment obviously doesn't need to be addressed but there's never a bad time to watch this goal again
@getawaymarner
elly 🦢
5 months
@njdivas talking about a player struggling to skate properly is quite the statement to make when you’ve got two hughes brothers on your team 😭😭
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@YankeeWRLD He willingly posted this here on the same website he's been begging for a job LMAO
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@YankeeWRLD paul saying she must be solving all the worlds problems lmfao 😭😭
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@YankeeWRLD @HayesOnBase craziest part is how terrified of him even inner circle HOF were, Pedro had a career 6.6% BB rate and walked him 23% of their matchups lol
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@YankeeWRLD he was so real for that even moreso bc of how many people it pissed off lol
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@YankeeWRLD Kid needs to get taken deep more often based on that reaction
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@beckcpo @RGIII 🧢🧢 lsu games in the tourneys against other teams also drew record numbers
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@spelunky_ "Makar wasn't there no reason to hate on him" Makar "hold my beer"
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@beckcpo @RGIII ok so you're not a hoop fan and nobody cares about your opinion hoop fans knew angel and that lsu team was nasty there's been many great college players before Caitlin & there'll be plenty more she's not unique, & the over the top coverage of her has a very specific agenda
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Half of devils Twitter
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Actual Names
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Fuck Woo California, San Francisco Chinese passenger lists, 1882-1947
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2 months
mike partner has done it again "cale makar" over auston matthews & "tim stutzle" over tkatchuk LMFAO
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Mike Bartner
2 months
My picks for the best players to start a franchise with for the next ~15 years. Emphasis on AGE & CONTRACT for the Jack Hughes and Tim Stutzle placements.
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@DrLeslieCarr @JayElHarris If you're a clinical psychologist and you agree that doing various annoying things in public is a symptom of NPD you should probably find something else to do
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@SydJColson 😭😭😭
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@TheBrattPack63
The Bratt Pack
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Do not let him back next season
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10 months
@liontamer18 Doesn't play on the east coast -300 pts I don't make the rules
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5 months
"bratt's not the team MVP cause Jack has lots of powerplay points" (& abysmal on off splits without Bratt) we def gotta trade him for a goalie or for some random 2nd liner who's "tOuGh" at this point if you still hating on him you just simply don't know puck, & that's ok
@hockeystatcards
HockeyStatCards
5 months
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for New Jersey Devils on 2024-03-29: #NJDevils
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@JFreshHockey Man these flyers fans really love to prove everyone right about them huh
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@Hockey_Robinson USA played with confidence and backed it up. What a great tourney wire to wire
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@billjamesonline @danfromdc so are we supposed to wait until someone is a multi time all star and cy young winner to enjoy their talent and be excited about their future?
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5 months
@Hoss_Boss18 luckily most of us don't participate in gang rape so we're free to live our lives normally
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"How are ya Curtis"
@amandacstein
Amanda Stein
7 months
Lazar might get a kick out of chirping Luke Hughes, but he'll still block a shot for him to make sure Luke's penalty is killed off. See, now that's a teammate! #NJDevils
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@YankeeWRLD greatest hitters of all time 1) barry bonds 2) aaron judge - - - - everyone else
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@JFreshHockey Making their whole identity hating on a teenager bc he didn't want a part of exactly what they keep demonstrating (When they still got a great player in return!)
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@PowellAnalytics
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Share a wild sports quote that you can’t believe was actually said.
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coming soon to a prudential center near you!
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Tomáš Prokop
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"I am really looking forward to playing with Šimon as we did in the National Team. Šimon has a bright future ahead of him."
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@Nyanasaur @RyanGarciaESM Why is it so difficult to grasp that an elite defender at SS has a lot of value
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@YankeeWRLD yankees fans 🤝 mets fans crying about their elite shortstop
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Just another native minority the US has fucked over repeatedly Free Hawaii
@SilverSpookGuy
Silver Spook
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The US banned Hawaiian language, overthrew our country, let us die in Maui fires, devastated our universal healthcare, & illegally occupies Hawaii to this day. My mother's hands were broken for speaking Hawaiian in school. The US is not a beacon, but the destroyer of independence
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@SprecksNY @femezoid Haven't seen very many devils fans out here wishing people get hurt & defending dirty hits
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@TheBrattPack63 Nicole was already pulling out the matching vacay fits for him and now he's gotta fly his ass to Canada lmao poor guy
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@DimFilipovic One of the worst utilized guys in the last decade
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@DewsNewz For those who actually want an answer instead of being wack @ss conspiracy theorists, essentially it's a turf war over a famous Hasidic synagogue. A small group wanted to expand w/o managements permission so they started excavating an adjacent basement of an abandoned building
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@TheBrattPack63 there's some HEAVY undertones to the Newark sucks crowd lol
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7 months
Surely the guy on the bottom isn't regularly getting playing time over promising young defensemen, surely not? @liontamer18 pls confirm
@hockeystatcards
HockeyStatCards
7 months
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Los Angeles Kings on 2024-02-20: #GoKingsGo #GKG
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@SprecksNY @femezoid She was drooling over the prospect of Rempe hurting someone don't be obtuse And y'all loser fans are all over the TL defending that hit
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@TheBrattPack63 you're assuming hockey twitter can read
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@YankeeWRLD what he's doing rn is so unserious, like you shouldn't be able to just switch to a completely unfamiliar position and just be elite but here we are
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@spelunky_ hell is just watching islanders games on a loop
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@spelunky_ That loser rushed to Europe even faster than anyone could rush to judgement
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nemec as soon as he got called up
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@RonoAnalyst
Rono
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Simon Nemec has been impressive this season. As I, Rono, have said many times before, the Devils are so stacked. And they'll draft another good prospect this year.
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Aaron Hernandez was 27 Phillip Adams was 32 STOP FUCKIN GLAZING FOR BRAIN DAMAGE YOU FREAKS
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@wyshynski
Greg Wyshynski
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The man of the hour, tower of power. @NYRangers
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Seamus, at age 20, has more emotional maturity than 99% of the people on this app & a nice big chunk of our fanbase
@BlueJacketsNHL
Columbus Blue Jackets
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That feeling when your best friend makes his @NHL debut 🥹🥹
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@ShockWave311 he's literally just posting a graphic that he didn't make, you don't like it fine but how is that his problem.
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dawn staley if you can hear us please dawn staley please save us please save us dawn staley please #rigged
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@KingJosiah54
Josiah Johnson
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Refs carrying Caitlin Clark to the championship game
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TIMO CHANTS AT THE ROCK WE'RE ALIIIVE . I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY 😭😭😭
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me when tom fitzgerald trades the #10 overall pick for a mediocre goalie
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Donald Trump Jr.
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Such bullshit.
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tough season but for all y'all who interact w me here, thanks for the good times was fun to go thru this shit with fellow heathens hockey sleeps, but twitter doesn't just saying i appreciate y'all 🙏🙏 except @MrWhite1079 i hope you fall face first in a pile of dogshit, asshole
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@TheBrattPack63 Lindy Ruff invented regional blackouts
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@spelunky_ The level of cognitive dissonance you gotta have to continue dating an accused rapist is insane Disgusting
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"tOo SoFt ToO yOuNg" fitz out- Tatar, Yegor, Boqvist, Wood in- Tierney, Nosek, Toffoli "rush based system isn't working" you got older, slower, & worse defensively, your vet "top 4 D" in 6 & 71 have been awful & are on terrible contracts, but 17/43 (our 2 best d) are the issue
@PierreVLeBrun
Pierre LeBrun
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Catching up with Devils GM Tom Fitzgerald on how he views what happened this season to a team with higher expectations. My latest for ⁦ @TheAthletic ⁩ ⤵️
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@njdivas avs fan calling jack overrated is hella ironic considering cale makar plays for them
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@TheBrattPack63 The Nicos trying to drag this team out the mud
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@josemorgado He's got bigger issues than the chair umpire & the crowd right now, better focus on Jannik ...
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@Hoss_Boss18 he's using legal terms, in real life they can't be "found not guilty" they can just escape punishment less than 3% of sexual assaults end in convictions. the judicial system is broken there's zero doubt they're guilty, just a question of if it can be proven to legal standards
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casper bratt seeing jesper leading the team in points and having a p/pg season
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casper bratt is in shambles
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Folks. Do not be this person. The fact this is normalized on hockey twitter by certain individuals is pathetic and embarrassing. Imagine the backlash if someone else or even myself said this…
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Guys out here eating a Strudussy on a Friday morning
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@jacques_jams I'd rather lose all my money on cartoon apes than watch Lindy fuck us over nightly
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💀💀💀 i love this man lifetime extension asap pls
@chaiteajuice
chyna
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“no I don’t sign hughes jerseys” 🥺🤭🥹
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@TheBrattPack63 Lindy when he gets a chance to bench a young (non Canadian) player
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@lexilafleur
Lexi LaFleur Brown
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POV your NHL bf confesses his love mid press conference. As if sports journalist didn’t have it rough enough as is, now they gotta deal with Ricky Rickersons. #booktok #hockeyromance
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@wesparker25 @PitchingNinja look silly af no other options
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idiots who want to trade Nico for Brady bc the devils missed the playoffs with dogshit goaltending and all our best players hurt
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Actual Names
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Edward Bitching Father England, Rutland Parish Registers, 1538-1991
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well, you see, it's only because he plays with jack but jack's not there? shh don't try to challenge the narrative with logic
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Amanda Stein
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“Man, those Hughes brothers….They can skate, they can fire and that was an absolute beauty.” Luke has his first goal at the Worlds. #NJDevils
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@spelunky_ Lindy 4 year extension announced tomorrow gonna hit like an 18 wheeler
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@luxhischier execution 6.5/10 cuteness 750,000/10
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@NekiasNBA oh she cooked
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mike partner when it comes to making bad rankings
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@MikeBartner
Mike Bartner
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After the 1st overalls controversial reception I have decided to cook up the same list but for 2nd overalls. Just as prospects in their draft years not looking at them now.
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Mom come pick me up James and Nico brought out the heavy artillery this morning and I'm scared COOOOK
@JamesNicholsNHL
James Nichols
6 months
We hear a lot of justified, "Fi-re Lin-dy!" Perhaps, we should also hear, "Where is Fitz-y?!" The #NJDevils GM's time to act is past due. More⤵️
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@3rikhau1a Poor guy 😭 imagine just hours later you get told that you gotta fly to fucken Toronto. I'd be violently angry
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fuckin cry about it more jesus loved trans people but he'd hate your self righteous ass
@thatrangersgirl
a 🦋✨💖
5 months
I know I’m getting hate for this but idc. As someone who is very strong in her faith, this is a slap in the face towards Christianity. This is one of the most meaningful days in Christianity and it doesn’t sit right with me that we are trying to change the meaning of this day.
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a cup for captain nico hischier
@itsalexkay
Alex Kay
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Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C
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@FollowingTrend @MikeFrancesa @rreagles20 "politics" he literally wore a shirt suggesting that all journalists deserve to die. Shocking that a group of hmm oh yeah writers would hold that against him , shocking truly! Not to mention in general being insufferable and literally telling the writers not to vote for him
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Nick DeSimone not on fraud watch confirmed
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@Garrett_NJD30
Seamus Casey Crew
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Streets saying DeSimone is elite
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@TheBrattPack63 Holtz once Lindy's gone
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devils get thrashed by a trash team?
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BRATT HATERS LICK MY ASSSS
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@AustralianOpen @DaniilMedwed Daniil is one of the best interviews in the game, always fun & Jim has been delivering great interviews all tournament well done
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he's such a devil learning from his future captain nico!!
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HAHAHAHAHA DROP THAT F BOMB ZEEV YOU EARNED IT @LetsGoDU i hope someone clips that i need it
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@WarkSheek Tbh originally I was pissed Abt that but you're absolutely 100% right Wouldn't have been close to the same vibes if it was them This was literally perfect
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@WarkSheek that tatar nico zettertank line was so goated
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