Let me do a lego botanical set on your ass. So I know it’s real.

I’m already Getting a shit ton of st Patrick’s day ads. White people have been waiting since the 4th of July for their holiday.

Got real high and made a pb&j lastnight and im still thinking about it.

Who are my enemies you may ask? Here’s a few . The PPA,. That one lady in the Trader Joe’s parking lot who left her cart in front of my.Car. Most people who are 5’2 and below, grow up already. I’ll add more to this list as the day goes on.

I’m going to start buying my enemies plane tickets, it seems like the likely hood of them having a safe flight is dwindling.

RT @michaelcollado: This is what Pete Buttigieg was doing as Secretary of Transportation, apparently.

RT @lmp3rfect: Timothee just be doing anything.

RT @SuperiorChris17: Tony did pretty damn good for going against both a DPS and a tank without getting any heals ngl.

Someone could hold a gun to @druski’s head and say “be serious for 5 minutes and I truly don’t think he can.

RT @micah_erfan:

RT @nomfwanime: TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE .TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE.TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE .TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE .TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRB….

Nigga go to sleep or something.

Some people are three drink people. I’m a three activity person.

RT @PercThaGoat: Imagine being lost in the desert and seeing this on the horizon. You’d think you went insane.

RT @Fred_Delicious: imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no.

RT @ravi_nati0n: Benson Boone

Gentrifying Grimace during black history month feels like a bit too far.

RT @NazhierSmith: I love this song, but to answer your question, girl, fuck no, this is some scary shit.

RT @itsqail: I’ll throw this fat gerbil in the air fryer rn.

RT @KikiBabbitt:

RT @NoContextHumans: True story