
Jeremy Custard
@JeremyCustard
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I'm Jeremy Custard. I make splosh films.
London, England
Joined May 2017
I’M A @MesstivalUK WINNER!!!! Thanks to everyone who voted for me 😀😀 And massive thanks also to some of the awesome stars who make my silly ideas come to life. @xAraneaex @LittleMissIvyy @PennyBanksWAM @LalayLottie @HoneySaccharine @Fox02Summer @MadameVanquish @satinespark
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Slick PVC, endless green slime & pure messy indulgence. Watch @epiphany666cb wriggle, giggle & revel as the tank and buckets pour over her, both in & out of that outfit See all the hot sexy action here: https://t.co/k8nFFwKqEn
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Gold or gunk—that’s the question as @IrishEssie takes the Mystery Box Challenge. In front of her 16 boxes, one hiding a fantastic prize the others packed with messy forfeits. Will she strike gold or end up smothered in slime and goo? Find out here: https://t.co/u4XUHjlYBW
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In the Quiztank hot seat this week is @marxist_bambi The only way to avoid getting slimed is a strip trivia game-and if she nails it then @IvyRainUK is the one who’ll be drenched instead! Who’s getting naked? Who’s getting gunged? Find out here: https://t.co/G42AwVN0dB
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The table’s loaded, the quiz is rigged, and poor @MissJasmineBx has no idea what she’s signed up for! As @AprilPaisleyLB breezes through her easy questions, she gleefully delivers every gooey forfeit as Jasmine’s sticky initiation begins. See more here: https://t.co/9xTHHz1dK1
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Happy Birthday @IvyRainUK Her actual birthday’s this Saturday (30/08) — go wish her a messy one! To celebrate, Jeremy Custard style - she’s taking on a special birthday round of Mystery Boxes. - 15 messy forfeits, 1 birthday gift! Win it or wear it? https://t.co/mllm0qjlwX
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Slip into something you don’t mind ruining... @aloraluxmodel is waiting for you in the tub for a personal 1-on-1 sploshing session. No game, just full-body fun with all the sloppiest deserts. You bring the mess - she’ll bring the magic. Start here: https://t.co/m1T2ghoUUa
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In the Quiztank hot seat this week is @marxist_bambi The only way to avoid getting slimed is a strip trivia game, and if she nails it, @tiny_titaness is the one who’ll be drenched instead! Who’s getting nude? Who’s getting gunged? Find out here: https://t.co/BE6fjXYXrs
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Pie-her or Lower with @IvyRainUK and @bsmessybakery A messy card game of chance, and also custard pies. It’s basically Vegas, but with more custard. Loser ends up naked! See all the splat-tastic action here: https://t.co/6HeJciYjvJ
#CustardPies #PieInTheFace #Splosh
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Last time they met, @aloraluxmodel ended up drenched in gunge. Today, she’s back to settle the score. With her and @xAraneaex taking turns under the goo, only one of them can escape clean. Who gets gunged? Find out here: https://t.co/yAs2BFAntf
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Sixteen boxes. One holds a mystery prize. The other fifteen? Absolutely vile studio leftovers. It’s messy, it’s tense, and it smells worse than it looks. Join @sabrinajadex and @marxist_bambi as they take turns to to try and find the prize. Who wins: https://t.co/tsE7idQbN0
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She thought it’d be a card trick. Instead? @PennyBanksWAM is whisked into a gunge tank with a click of your finger! Slime rains down, clothes vanish, and with one final snap, she’s nude and coated head to toe. It’s magical mayhem at its messiest! https://t.co/cWRyhcs9f9
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Slip into something you don’t mind ruining... @sabrinajadex is waiting in the tub for a personal 1-on-1 sploshing session. No game, just full-body fun with beans, cream, and custard. You bring the mess—she’ll bring the magic. Start here: https://t.co/b7iMtMpom1
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Time to test those nerves under pressure! @IvyRainUK is back in the hot seat for Who WAMs to Be a Millionaire? A million pounds on the line - but so is a messy fate. Can she guess the number, or will the gunge claim another unlucky victim? Watch now: https://t.co/kzLG68uQ6b
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Pie-her or Lower with @sabrinajadex and @marxist_bambi A messy card game of chance, and also custard pies. It’s basically Vegas, but with more custard. See all the splat-tastic action here: https://t.co/tPpvVeuOYo
#CustardPies
#PieInTheFace
#Splosh
#WetAndMessy
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It’s @AprilPaisleyLB third time on Who WAMs to be a Millionaire, and she’s done playing nice. This time round she makes Jeremy write down the number, and if she guesses it right then he gets the gunge instead. What could possibly go wrong? Find out: https://t.co/w2hHfvzTvl
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Her mission? Classified. Her location? Locked in a soup factory basement. Luckily, Agent @IvyRainUK recalls her training: “If you're trapped in a soup factory, cover yourself in soup to find the hidden key.” Ladle at the ready! Watch the action unfold: https://t.co/wczrMDGZ8l
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Feeling lucky? You’ll need more than that when @PennyBanksWAM is calling the shots! Lucky Numbers is a gloriously gooey gamble you can play right from your tub at home. And, with Penny in charge, the odds are stacked deliciously against you. Play now: https://t.co/iYhJ6Sg2OS
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Who WAMs to be a Millionaire? @marxist_bambi does! Will she become a Millionaire? Or will she be a Slime... a... naire!? Yes, that's a real word, Don't you judge me!! Come see all the slippery action. Here: https://t.co/8v9jYGOtUu
#WhoWAMsToBeAMillionare
#Splosh
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This is what happens after the games. No prizes. No points. Just one chair, eight numbers, and four buckets of doom. @IrishEssie and @IvyRainUK are about to learn the true meaning of "leftovers." See the messy action in Swimsuits, Slops, and Seconds: https://t.co/tsnfyN2Rlo
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Twice slimed and more determined than ever, @KattNoirXXX returns to settle the score. With a smug grin, @AprilPaisleyLB shuffles the cards, the tank looming quietly behind them. Third time lucky, or third time soaked? Let’s find out: https://t.co/TUCV1FNzOb
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