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Postdoc Investigadora Academica (PhD Media Law). Generally found exaggerating for comic effect. Daughter of a foreign born mother.
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May I suggest that MPs take a packed lunch to work and wash it down with a can of fizzy pop/glass of tap water?
Their lunch/bar subsidies could then be passed on to subsidise school meals.
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Isn't it odd how Johnson can cut short a Caribbean holiday to rally support for himself but can't cut short anything to attend COBRA meetings to support his country?
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If we do this to every photo LT posts of herself perhaps she will stop posing and start doing something more useful instead.
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Dear
@jeremycorbyn
I am LibDem voter who wants to
#StopBrexit
Tomorrow I will lend you my vote.
Please treat it with the respect it deserves.
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Some people really hate it when brave, articulate, intelligent women speak their mind.
#NazaninZaghariRatcliffe
is my new hero.
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Why isn't the RNLI government funded? Isn't it weird that an emergency service depends on charitable donations and volunteers?
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Maybe on July 4th, as each Tory gets voted, out we should stand on our doorsteps and bang saucepans to show our appreciation.
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Last night's
#HIGNFY
described Starmer as boring. If decent, honest politicians are boring then let's bring back boring.
I can't wait for the time when I am bored by British politics rather than being constantly fecking outraged by it.
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Do you remember that time that Dominic Cummings broke lockdown and wasn't sacked and then gave a pitiful excuse for going on a jolly to Barnard Castle?
I do and I am still angry.
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I think I really, really need to leave this country. I don't recognise it as mine anymore.
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If The Brexit Party has just taken all of UKIP votes, it's not 'shaking up' British politics, it's just the same shit rebranded
@BBCNews
#EUelections2019
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Priti Patel says there's a range of reasons our death toll is so high.
The range of reasons include; Boris Johnson, Matt Hancock, Dominic Raab, Dominic Cummings, Priti Patel, Grant Shapps, Gavin Williamson, Michael Gove, I think you get the idea.
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Who is up for a Government of National Unity whilst Johnson gets investigated for national security reasons?
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Been in the Netherlands. Three take home points.
1)They think our PM is an arse.
2)The supermarket shelves were full of a massive range of products.
3) Food and clothing was cheaper.
It looks like JRM might have been lying about those brexit benefits.
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I bloody love this, Gillian is encouraging people to take a stand by not entering places where they have been refused entry.
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No income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee...
I think half the cabinet are working along the premise of Trotter's Independent Trading rules.
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So I have two bits of news that I would like to share.
I have just submitted my PhD
AND
I have been offered a job at a university in Holland.
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So it was not acceptable to ask the English public to wear masks and socially distance but it will be acceptable to treat them in tents in car parks when they need to be hospitalised.
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Well done David Cameron, Theresa May, Liz Truss and Sunak. You *really* effed us over.
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Why doesn't the Government offer solar panel grants to everyone and put them on all new builds and social housing?
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I've seen a few tweets recently from some people who don't know anyone who died of Covid, so don't think it exists.
I don't know anyone who died in a plane crash.
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Jonathan Gillis, Suella Braverman and the Tory Party do not speak for me.
Stop saying "The British People want" because, believe me, I don't want anything you are offering.
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Do you remember that time Priti Patel suggested shutting the border to create food shortages for the Irish?
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I think we should send Johnson, Dorries and Truss over to Russia to take down Putin. It's a dangerous mission, they may get captured, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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I am hate the term "gaslighting", can't we just say "lie"? They are lying to us.
We are being lied to.
Lies, lies and damned lies.
Liars.
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Am in Greece. Taxi driver said Boris Johnson was an idiot.
Taxi driver was right.
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I wish the Government would shield the vulnerable as carefully as they shield Cummings.
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If he wasn't fit to hold the job yesterday then he isn't fit to hold the job today.
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How did we slide from a country which welcomed people from around the world to our Olympics, to a mean spirited place surrounded by shit in just ten short years?
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Does being a dreadful human mean you end up reading the Daily Mail or does reading the Daily Mail make you a dreadful human?
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I genuinely don't comprehend how we live in a "democracy" which allows the subject of a vote of no confidence to block the vote of no confidence.
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If this doesn't sway you to vote tactically against the Tories then nothing will.
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Doesn't agree women who have been raped should be *allowed* an abortion but Johnson slopping it about is just fine. I guess ReesMogg isn't a Christian, he's a horrible, heartless hypocrite.
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Just a reminder that the Queen followed all the rules at the funeral of her husband and Boris Johnson thinks he is above any inconvenience.
#JohnsonVariant
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I can't even begin to imagine what kind of person you could be to skim tens of millions off the Government during a pandemic that is taking millions of people's lives and loved ones.
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"Those who serve will be loved and remembered, when those who CLING to power and privileges are long forgotten."
The party's over.
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So the
#londonprotest
is a counter-protest to a protest which has been cancelled, and in order to protect statues, which are not under threat, the protesters have turned on the police who were there to protect them. Have I got it right?
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Do you think they released the Williamson clusterfuck in order to distract from the Braverman clusterfuck which was triggered by the Sunak clusterfuck?
Or am I just being cynical?
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Dear France, please don't vote for Le Pen as a protest vote, these actions rarely end well.
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Hi
@ElectoralCommUK
my two kids are finally old enough to vote and the Conservatives have written to suggest they apply to vote by post and enclosed a prepaid envelope which directs their application via the local Conservative Office. Is this ok?
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Johnson is not a statesman, he is just a crooked, mediocre, after dinner speaker.
His address on the climate crisis underlined it.
He's in the wrong job.
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Weird how Leaky Sue played fast and loose with security information but managed to keep the names of the ERG secret.
Priorities priorities.
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Now the Guardian has done it, framed it as "Women's safety" rather than
#maleviolence
.
I am not angry about the safety of women, I am angry about the violence of men.
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If you meant it when you clapped for carers then, hand on heart, you can
#NeverVoteConservative
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I do not want to be stripped of my human rights so the Tories can fly 12 people to Rwanda. This is simply performative politics.
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And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, from £350million a week to "You can't put the NHS on a pedestal".
You've been scammed.
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Lord Frost declares Lord Frost's protocol not worth the paper Lord Frost wrote it on.
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I don't want to reopen old wounds but a
#staycation
is when you stay in your own home whilst being on holiday. If you go spend your holiday in a different place, even within your own country, that is *going on holiday*.
Thank you and good day to you.
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Many of the newspapers seem to have omitted the fact that Boris Johnson is the very reason that Xmas needs "saving".
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If anyone is to take over from Johnson then I hope it is Truss because her absolutefukwittery would mean a swifter end to this hell of Tory rule, surely?
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I guess the best way to get an anti-vaxxer to get innoculated would be to tell them they can't have it, as it will instead be given to save more deserving foreign people who live abroad.
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So if we have no PCR tests done does that mean we have no data for daily number of infections?
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May I humbly suggest we abolish public schools, to ensure we never get another cabinet of tossers so out of touch with 'normal people'?
Also, why are they called 'public' when they are not accessible to the general public?
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The Romans put this up in the first century AD but the Tories can't make HS2 reach Manchester.
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Stop putting Helen Whately on television, it does no one any good.
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How come the only person Johnson has ever been faithful to is this fella?
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Johnson, a 56 year old man, in charge of a country with a massive death toll from Covid, has purposefully ruffled his fecking hair before going on television.
#marr
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Dominic Grieve is a very good man. A very good man.
“He won’t be there on the 31st October to carry it out”.
Tory Remainer Dominic Grieve threatens to bring down any incoming PM who tries to force through a no-deal Brexit
#newsnight
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Why would Tory MPs rebel against the Covid restrictions because they don't believe the state should restrict our "rights" but not rebel against restrictions on our rights to protest?
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Shit. Do you think Johnson stuck to his word and is now dead in a ditch?
#WhereIsBorisJohnson
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If Joris Bohnson can single handedly destroy Britain and the Tory party, surely he can easily do the same for the Mail?
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A Prime Minister who is seeking loans is a Prime Minister open to compromise.
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I hope that now the Government are questioning the role of the BBC, that the BBC might start to question the role of the Government.
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Chris Whitty should take advantage of the live nature of the briefings and go off Government message and just give us the truth.
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Johnson's face at
#PMQs
when he finally heard what we've all being calling Delta.
#JohnsonVariant
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When I look at the PM's chaotic approach to governing, I don't understand why some people moan that Starmer is *boring* by comparison. Bring on the boring.
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I don't much like being stuck on
#PlagueIsland
with the
lads from Lord of the Flies in charge.
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Wow Priti Patel goes full on lies on testin' availability.
She must think we are more stupid than she is.
#BBCBreakfast
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I never appreciated how much having people coming to dinner made us keep the house clean.
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I think old "Captain Hindsight" should start referring to Johnson as
"Major Crises" for the rest of PMQs.
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Why doesn't
@Keir_Starmer
give his MPs a free vote on the shitty deal? Why do they have to be whipped?
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Hilarious that Johnson accuses Starmer of being rehearsed when most Tories just repeat 3 word mantras when interviewed on Tv and radio
#PMQs
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Is there a cockney rhyming slang term for *liar* which MPs could use with impunity in Parliament when addressing Johnson?
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Am considering blasting Ode to Joy out of the window later to celebrate Europe.
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Everyone knows that if we leave with no trade deal with the EU, we will still have to get a trade deal with the EU...don't they?
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Can you imagine addressing a work meeting and this is how your colleagues are allowed to react? This pantomime is too puerile for a modern "democracy".
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Things I am still waiting for
1. Nadine Dorries to resign with immediate effect.
2. Bohnson to provide his phone to the inquiry.
3. Sunak to *deliver* on any of his "Five Priorities".
4. Forty New Hospitals.
5. Brexit Benefits.
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It's the year 2092 and the British people are eagerly awaiting the publication of Sue Gray's Report.
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Calling Great Britain
Have you lost your bloody mind?
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It's 26th October and it's 19° in London. Shouldn't we all be a bit more concerned?
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Should we all refer to Boris Johnson as 'the so-called Prime Minister '?
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Would it not make more sense to just shut the pubs and leave everything else open?
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I am starting to get very concerned about our own Government's inaction. Should I be?
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Hey
@ErpinghamHouse
you got my son in to "trial" as a kitchen porter, put him to pot wash for hours and didn't pay him min wage, feed him, or even split tips.
#ErpinghamHouse
#Norwich
#Vegan
I would have hoped you would have had a better company ethos.
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