Jennifer Sims
@Jennife94286559
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🌊🌊so tired of 🤐, pro choice, #BLM , atheist, vote 💙!!! Married, No DMs means NO DMs😡 #Beto !!! Roevember 💙
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I've decided to make this permanent...just like my resting bitch face.
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Some lady to my 84 y/o mom at the grocery store: Can you believe the FBI broke into trump's safe? That's illegal!
My mom: Let me tell you what REALLY happened before you further embarrass yourself at another store..🤣🤣
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And I've already kicked out my 1st client..20 mins late, didn't want to wear mask and they were unvaxxed. I called them dipshits and told them to GTFO
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This can’t be said loud enough!
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This gentleman just paid for cookies for my Mom and I...we don't know him❤️❤️❤️ my faith in humanity is restored!
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Dear stupid little pull tab that never works - fuck all the way off.
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Hi. I'm Jen. I suffer from depression. I've been through a hellishly rough patch, but I'm back on my meds. I thought I had no more tears left, but it seems just typing this has triggered another crying jag. I'll be back later.
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He was just 29 and I was 40 when we met😬(I really had no idea how old he was). We dated for years and today is our 24th anniversary. Now he’s 55 and I’m 66. No idea why he’s put up with me for this long, but here’s to another 20! 💕💕
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Is it acceptable to eat leftover lasagna for breakfast? Cos I am.
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My time off of Twitter has been real productive..currently seeing the Dr. for a broken foot. Done Sunday night 🤦🏻♀️I dropped a 70 lb stepping stone across my foot. Hope y’all are well! I’ve missed y’all
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Well, I'm back. Got suspended again and then got pissed, so I quit Twitter, but decided at 4am that I can't live without any of you for one more day, so here I am. I've been way busy and that's the condensed version. Thank you to all who checked on me.
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Dang, y'all..my mom just called to let me know that my eldest brother is on his death bed. So I offered to run her down to San Antonio tomorrow to say our goodbyes. She's 85 and can't make that drive anymore by herself. Not going to be a fun trip😔☹️
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This hurts my heart.
There are no two people more qualified or suited for governorships than Stacey Abrams and Beto O’Rourke.
What a profound loss for our nation.
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Y’all, I went to get lasagna out of the fridge and realized there was no light, then realized the fridge is out! Then realized my power is out! And it’s my birthday 😔😭..goddamnit I can’t catch a break!
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Hi y'all ❤️..I had a creeper for the last several days that did not get the message. I told him I was married and that I didn't accept DMs and he immediately DMs me. Asks how my kids are😳, (my kids are older than him)..so I just may take a little break. He really freaked me out.
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Y'all my heart's not in it anymore..I just wanna know where all my peeps went to? There are maybe 4 or 5 of you that I can always count on to respond, but what happened to the other 10k? Am I being shadowbanned? I never see anyone I know in my feed.😭😭
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Me and lil man .. I hobbled into the Southside Rec center and sho nuff cast my vote! The people were so sweet and said, “wow! Thank you for voting even with a jacked up foot!” I told them I’d crawl through glass to cast my vote! Spending my afternoon with grandson!
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Do any of you have that one person who pops in consistently with a negative response to whatever you tweet? I do and she’s supposedly a good resister. I’ve never blocked someone who is one of “us”, but tonight might be the night. My block finger is getting itchy!
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To all those trying to smear Betty White's good name. Better check yourself.
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My 13 y/o grandson (he's as tall as me) still lets me hold him on my lap..the second dessert is over, I scoot my chair out and comes over and sits in my lap. Overgrown dork❤️
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So I weighed in on some maga’s “Bill Clinton raped a bunch of little boys” conspiracy theory tweet and now the fuckers are coming for me! This day might turn out all right after all!
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Y’all, my house is a wreck, but my tree is almost done! Whoop 🙌
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Done! Time for me time,aka cleaning out the fridge to make room for these beauties🤣
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@EliteBrainUser
It is my business when I have to be 6 inches from your nose, because you want a nostril piercing..and also, I'm an independent contractor, so I don't have to provide any kind of service to you. Period.
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My baby girl turned 42 today!😭😭We will celebrate Monday on my day off, but how thee fuck did that happen???😳😳
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My dad passed away 15 yrs ago. He was adopted and we never knew where he came from. We did a dna test using my mom and brother as test subjects and it turns out we’re 15% Black Jews, from a tribe in Africa. I’d never heard of them, but now I want to know more!!🫶🫶🫶
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See y’all there! I’ll save ya a seat in the front row😂
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Ok I’m going to say this again! Do NOT dm me if you don’t know me. Just blocked 3 more dudes that I just followed back! This isn’t tinder y’all!
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Friday!!!! One day closer to my weekend.. I’m reflecting on my age lately…I’ve finally decided 65 is not a death sentence! I’m gonna start a new hashtag
#I
’mOldNotDead😂☠️
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Do you know I’ve never seen the movie Love Actually? Guess what I’m doing? Love to all!!
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I almost called in sick today for no good reason..and then I remembered that our receptionist follows me on Twitter. I knew I'd be on here fucking around all day and then I'd be busted.😂 So I did the responsible thing and went to work. I ended up with the greatest clients ever🥰
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Just left the ICU...here's my work husband, as I used call him..he won't be tattooing for quite some time. His girlfriend told me his "bean bag" is all bruised to hell🤣
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It's my 65th birthday. Woke up with 2 huge zits on my face. Husband just walked in from the bar and mumbled goodnight (he got off work at 6am) and my fucking phone won't hold a fucking charge. I'm getting ready to go to work and I am in a fucking mood, y'all. 😡😡😡
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Fuck. My whole family just left, my kitchen is piled sky high with dishes and I'm out of dish soap. I don't wanna go to the store to buy dish soap! I wasn't planning on even getting dressed today😭😭😭😭.....
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Soooo the next rapture is set for the 3rd quarter in 2027? I wonder what time?🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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Wake tf up 'Murica
If you are not vaccinated in Singapore and need to go to the hospital with covid, you are required to pay the hospital bill. I would love to see that here, wouldn’t you?
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I’ve got control top spanx and a hi waisted girdle on. I can’t fucking breathe and my gut still sticks out😫 I guess I’m going on a diet tomorrow. Fuck. Well, off we go! See y’all later
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I have 3 weather apps on my phone. If I get one more fucking heat warning I'm going to stab myself in the neck. I KNOW it's hot AF. I'm living it! 107° right now...have I mentioned that it's hot? Only every day this week 😂🥵
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I’m working on follow backs. I hate this process cos it takes so long to vet. Today I’ve blocked 2 Kevin Costners, a Post Malone, and Keanu Reeves’s mama. If you have no tweets I’m not following you back. If you’re doing nothing but self promotion, I’m blocking you.
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We had bacon, eggs and pancakes for breakfast… there was no leftover bacon🤣🤣
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@mexican_proud1
@kristen_larocco
I had to argue with a pharmacy tech the other day 🤯 unmasked and unvaxxed
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Good morning y'all. Woke up feeling better today and hubby just brought me burritos for his birthday breakfast. Yup, it's his 55th birthday today. Join me in a shout out to the best nurse, hubby, and the best friend a gal could ever ask for!! Happy birthday
@hdhippieman
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Ok, weather update. It's sleeting like a motherfucker rite meow. So hard you can hear it hitting the windows. Watching the weather channel and they just announced ERCOT says to be prepared for power outages. Thanx Gov Hot Wheels.
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Some people rage tweet, some cut themselves, I rage cut. My hair off.
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I had someone last week try to chastise me for my dirty mouth. I'm like, have you read my fucking tweets????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Me, my mom and daughter. I don’t wear makeup on my days off, nor do I dress up, but I’m rethinking that after seeing this pic😞🤦🏻♀️..anyhoo, my mom turned 86 today and she wanted me to thank y’all for all the birthday wishes!
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I'm too in my feels today y'all. 🤦🏻♀️..idk wtf is wrong with me. I'm sick of all the injustice in the world and I know I can't fix it and it absolutely feels like my heart's ripping in two.
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Hubby is going back to work tomorrow night! I love him but 12 days off together was a bit much😂
Tomorrow night I’m tweeting all night long!! Hold up! I’m over here getting my memes ready!🫶🫶
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Photo dump y’all. I told y’all it looks like Santa vomited Christmas in my house😂😂
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So my 83 y/o Mom told Beto that she loved him, and that she'd loved him for years, and he said that was the best greeting he'd ever gotten 🤭
#Beto4Governor
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Little known fact…did you know if you stay off of Twitter for hours you CAN get all your laundry done? Who knew? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Y’all know I post some crazy shit, but the other day I really scrolled through some old tweets and I thought wtf is wrong with you, and your followers by association? I laughed and thought “What a weird, wonderful tribe I belong to”🫶🫶💕💕. Thank y’all for putting up with me!
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Back on the diet. Again. I have serious issues with food. I can’t stop eating it.
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Too soon? Don’t even come at me with your show some respect remarks. Just scroll on by😂☠️🤣😂☠️🤣
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My daughter had family photos done for Christmas and I never did show y’all..so grateful for my little family💕💕
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I wish I had some nugget of wisdom for y’all but alas, I’m on a thread with a maga that won’t give up even after I blocked “it” . So it’s 11:52 here, I’m sober and I hope each and every one of you🫵🏼 have a happy, healthy, prosperous New Year! Thank you for being my friend!
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Just got off work and had an appointment for 3 vaxes at Walgreens.. RSV ✅, flu shot, done, and Covid booster. I’m all caught up and I’m relaxing and watching tv tonight, so I’ll catch up with y’all tomorrow! And to all you naysayers…fuck right off. Love, Jen
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Wow, I’ve wasted hours today on blocking fkheads.. I’m also working on follow backs. Just blocked an ultra MAGA who followed me 😂🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️. Know that when I look at your accts, not only do I read your bios, I read your tweets..at least the 1st 10. Talk about going down rabbit holes🙄
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I’m not getting my notifications again..BUT before I turn off my phone I wanted to show y’all the difference 12 years makes. From 3 years old to 15 years old next week. Wow. 🤯
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